Hearthpwn

Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition.

Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition.

"Poisonseed Bagel" is the least popular bagel at McTiggin's Druidic Bagel Emporium.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your shadows at gunpoint.

Unfortunately, there's no potion that can make you unsee all the faces in that bottle.

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

It infuses, it enthuses, it amuses!

Somebody’s been eating their funnel cakes.

Wait don't change the channel! I love this vision.

Day 4: I think they're starting to suspect.

Mined exclusively from the dark side of the moon.

This place has really gone to the dogs.

One for the squire, two for the gnome, three for the glory, and GO, GO, GO!

Wise men say "Only fools rush in." Wise Orcs say the opposite.

In the Badlands, this is a Rare.

In the Badlands, this is a Rare.

For Zok's latest song, he decided to go back to his roots. Like the ones on a tree. Tree roots.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!

Rogues can't stand it. They know you planned it! They are going to set you straight!

An elegant weapon for a fishier age.

The hoof. The hoof. The hoof is on fire.

Make your foe's armor your fauna's fashion!

Ra-den loves teaching yoga on his off-hours.

Making new friends takes skill.

It's more succinct than "Shadow Word: Suck Into Vortex."

Discovered by a worgen priest after a giant spilled a drink on her new white robes.

Discovered by a worgen priest after a giant spilled a drink on her new white robes.

"Hey, Fred! That one looks like it's wearing your shoe! Fred?" - Friend of Fred

Start with a powerful minion and stir in Shadowflame and you have a good time!

Also a pretty neat night light!

You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop.

You probably should avoid siphoning your own soul. You might create some kind of weird infinite loop.

"I trust the Forsaken as far as I can smell them. Which, I guess is actually pretty far."

About as close to feeling guilt as a warlock's ever going to get.

About as close to feeling guilt as a warlock's ever going to get.

Spoiler: they're both the evil twin.

Ah, I see now! One of them is a picture of a Chillwind Yeti, and the other is a Blood Elf.

W_____O_____R_____D

Talk about starting off on the wrong foot.

I choose you -- all of you!

Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Suffice to say, Elise always comes prepared.

Being hurt can make you another person.

It's simple, just throw it into the sun.

<i>Eau de Morte.</i> Guaranteed to take your date’s breath away

One time it gave me a black flower, a smiling pot, and a foil first edition Dracthyr.

Some say it's the source of Azeroth's greatest problems—aside from the gnomes.

To defeat the combined power of Murozond and C'Thun, Nozdormu would need heroes of Azeroth's past, present, and future.

"Get ready to strike oil!" - Super-cheesy battle cry

An absolute thriller.

An absolute thriller.

No Old Gods or Kings, only Naga.

Weeks of underwater cross-training have really built up her fourarms.

Hmph. Should've been Grace of Air Totem. Hmph.

How are they gunna steal the whole tram!?