Abusive SergeantBattlecry: Give a minion +2 Attack this turn.
ADD ME TO YOUR DECK, MAGGOT! |
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Air GuitaristBattlecry: Give your weapon +1 Durability.
Nailing that solo was a breeze. |
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Annoying FanBattlecry: Choose a minion. It can't attack while this is alive.
No, Annoy-o-Tron, an air horn is not an instrument. |
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Arcane ArtificerWhenever you cast a spell, gain Armor equal to its Cost.
Ethereal armor dissipates in 6 hours which can cause extreme awkwardness for first time buyers. |
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Armor VendorBattlecry: Give 4 Armor to each hero.
"You look like the kind of person that would buy three sets of armor. One to wear, a spare, and a spare for the spare." |
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Babbling BookBattlecry: Add a random Mage spell to your hand.
His idol is the Green Hills of Stranglethorn, and he won't shut up about it. |
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Beaming SidekickBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +2 Health.
Sure, I'll carry the water! And the food! And the tents! And the cursed monkey paw! |
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Chaotic TendrilBattlecry: Cast a
"So are you good, evil, or neutral?" "Just chaotic." |
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Corridor SleeperStarts Dormant. After 7 minions die, awaken.
In the workshop, I go deeper. In the mulligan, I'm a keeper. This time, I'm even cheaper. You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper. |
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Costumed SingerAt the end of your turn,
Who knows which forgotten, washed-up, former C-list celebrity might be in there! |
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Crowd SurferDeathrattle: Give ANY
I'm pretty sure it's the band that's supposed to be crowd surfing, but you do you little dude. |
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Drone DeconstructorBattlecry: Get a 1/1
You have to deconstruct to reconstruct. |
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Elven ArcherBattlecry: Deal 1 damage.
Don't bother asking her out on a date. She'll shoot you down. |
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Fire FlyBattlecry: Add a 1/2 Elemental to your hand.
Archnemeses: small children with glass jars. |
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Frequency OscillatorBattlecry: The next Mech you play costs (1) less.
Our lawyer made us change the flavor text of this card so we wouldn't get sued. |
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Giftwrapped WhelpBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, give it and this minion +1/+1.
Don't forget to poke fire-breathing holes in the box! |
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Glacial ShardBattlecry: Freeze an enemy.
Ice, ice, baby! |
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Miracle SalesmanDeathrattle: Get a Tradeable Snake Oil.
"Hey! Hope you’re well. Have you ever wanted to be your own boss?" |
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Murloc TidecallerWhenever you summon a Murloc, gain +1 Attack.
This guy gets crazy strong at family reunions. |
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MurmyReborn
Unlike other mummies, they rolled him up with rice, sliced cucumbers, and soy sauce on the side. |
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Scarab KeychainBattlecry: Discover a
"How do you keep losing your keys!? They couldn't have just gotten up and walked away!" |
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Southsea DeckhandHas Charge while you have a weapon equipped.
Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking". |
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Tar SlimeTaunt
Too cute to be contained! |
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Tram MechanicDeathrattle: Get a Barrel
He looks at life through sludge-tinted glasses. |
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Treasure DistributorAfter you summon a Pirate, give it +1 Attack.
As the illiterate pirates always say: There is no 'I' in 'piracy'. |
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Vicious SlitherspearAfter you cast a spell,
He goes by ‘Fun-Loving Slitherspear’ on his dating profile. |
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Victorious VrykulAfter this attacks, get a 2/3 Val'kyr that costs (1).
Get three of these and you have a Trikul. |
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Voodoo DoctorBattlecry: Restore 2 Health.
Voodoo is an oft-misunderstood art. But it <i>is</i> art. |
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Worgen InfiltratorStealth
If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!" |