Thorignir DrakeRush
Throwing your children at enemies qualifies you for Worst Mother of the Year. |
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Tunnel BlasterTaunt
And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun. |
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Tunnel BlasterTaunt
And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun. |
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Tunnel BlasterTaunt
And you always thought they wore the candles just for fun. |
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Umbral OwlRush
It sleeps with one eye open. |
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Umbral OwlRush
It sleeps with one eye open. |
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Underbelly OozeAfter this minion survives damage, summon a copy of it.
It's always accepting of the less successful adventurers. |
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Vengeful WalloperRush. Costs (1) less for each Outcast card you've played this game.
If you can't beat 'em, beat WITH 'em! |
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Winged GuardianTaunt
Take these broken wings, be reborn, and learn to fly again. |
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Wrapped GolemReborn
The end result of one of the greatest wrap battles of all time. |
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Horn of the WindlordWindfury
Woodwinds! Obey my command! |
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VinecleaverAfter your hero attacks,
George and Karl! Thank the Light we found you! |
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BlizzardDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions and Freeze them.
This spell can be very Entertaining. |
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BlizzardDeal 2 damage to all enemy minions and Freeze them.
This spell can be very Entertaining. |
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DeathborneDeal 2 damage to all minions. Summon a 2/2 Volatile Skeleton
Kel'Thuzad thinks adding a silent 'e' at the end of words makes them sound cooler. |
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Dirge of DespairDeal 3 damage to a
Oh, the misery! |
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Dissonant PopDeal 6 damage to all minions. Summon
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Eureka!Summon a copy of a random minion from your hand.
Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing. |
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Felfire PotionDeal 5 damage to all characters.
Kazakus has a squad of imps bottling Felfire round-the-clock and he *still* can't keep up with demand. |
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Felfire PotionDeal 5 damage to all characters.
Kazakus has a squad of imps bottling Felfire round-the-clock and he *still* can't keep up with demand. |
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Gather Your PartyRecruit a minion.
Thrilling adventure! Danger guaranteed! Loot uncertain! Death optional! Who’s with me? |
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GlaciateDiscover an 8-Cost minion. Summon and Freeze it.
We now have a more accurate answer to the age-old question "What's cooler than being cool?" |
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Harmonic PopDeal 3 damage to all minions. Summon
Here with supporting vocals: Snap and Crackle! |
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Heavy Metal!Summon a random
This metal is so heavy it will satisfy your iron requirements for the next year. |
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Hidden OasisChoose One - Summon a 6/6 Ancient with Taunt; or Restore 12 Health.
Amazing that it's been hidden, given the twenty-foot treant splashing around in it. |
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Holy FireDeal 5 damage. Restore 5 Health to your hero.
Often followed by Holy Smokes! |
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ImpfestationSummon a 3/3
Call the imp-sterminator! |
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InitiationDeal 4 damage to a minion. If that kills it, summon a new copy.
The things a murloc's gotta go through to graduate from Scholomance… |
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Life from DeathDraw 3 cards.
Just because you came up with a nicer name for it doesn't mean that necromancy is any more justified. |
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Manufacturing ErrorDraw 3 cards. If your deck has no minions, they cost (3) less.
You thought the 9-piece puzzle would be easy, didn't you? |
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Moonglade PortalRestore 6 Health. Summon a random
Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears. |
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Moonglade PortalRestore 6 Health. Summon a random
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Pharaoh's BlessingGive a minion +4/+4, Divine Shield, and Taunt.
Life hack: Sneeze near a pharaoh. |
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Proving GroundsSummon two minions from your deck.
1v1 me on Proving Grounds, DH only, no items, 4 stocks. |
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RecycleShuffle an enemy minion into your opponent's deck.
Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin. |
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Skull of Gul'danDraw 3 cards.
A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is! |
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Skull of Gul'danDraw 3 cards.
A fellow of evil possessed, of most devious shadow. He hath turned on his kin a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in all imagination he is! |
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Spikeridged SteedGive a minion +2/+6 and Taunt. When it dies, summon a Stegodon.
What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry. |
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Spikeridged SteedGive a minion +2/+6 and Taunt. When it dies, summon a Stegodon.
What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry. |
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Spreading PlagueSummon a 1/5 Scarab with Taunt. If your opponent has more minions, cast this again.
In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves. |
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Spreading PlagueSummon a 1/5 Scarab with Taunt. If your opponent has more minions, cast this again.
In the past, plagues were spread by mice or fleas. These days they're spread by elves. |
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Swarm of LocustsSummon seven 1/1 Locusts with Rush.
Good things never come in swarms. |
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Thistle TeaDraw a card. Add 2 extra copies of it to your hand.
Aren't Thistles prickly? Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues. |
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Trial of the JormungarsSummon copies of two Beasts in your deck that cost (3) or less.
The defendants were found guilty on 33 counts of wiping raid parties. |
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Unleash the BeastTwinspell
The Kirin Tor have always been lax in enforcing leash laws. |
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Unleash the BeastSummon a 5/5 Wyvern with Rush.
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Ancient ShieldbearerBattlecry: If your C'Thun has at least 10 Attack, gain 10 Armor.
Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm! |
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Ancient ShieldbearerBattlecry: If your C'Thun has at least 10 Attack, gain 10 Armor.
Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm! |
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Arcane DynamoBattlecry: Discover a spell that costs (5) or more.
We ran out of jars, so we started putting brains in other stuff. |
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Argent CommanderCharge
The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops. |
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Bladed LadyRush
While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade. |
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Bladed LadyRush
While you were busy learning magic, she studied the blade. |
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Blast TortoiseTaunt
Who's that minion? ... Iiiiit's Blast Tortoise! "Blast tortoise." |
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Blastmage MinerBattlecry: Excavate a
"So anyways, I started blastminin'!" |
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Bone DrakeDeathrattle: Add a random Dragon to your hand.
The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards. |
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Bone DrakeDeathrattle: Add a random Dragon to your hand.
The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards. |
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Bone DrakeDeathrattle: Add a random Dragon to your hand.
The bone drake brings all the dragons to the yard. He would teach you, but you have no cards. |
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Book WyrmBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, destroy an enemy minion with 3 or less Attack.
His favorites are classic tragedies like "The Hobbit" and "Grendel". |
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Bru'kan
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Bru'kan
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Bru'kan
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Bru'kan
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Clay MatriarchMiniaturize
I hope you didn't need all that purple clay. |
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Coffin CrasherDeathrattle: Summon a Deathrattle minion from your hand.
Also does weddings. |
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Corrupted SeerBattlecry: Deal 2 damage to all non-Murloc minions.
For seers, it's very handy to have your crystal ball hanging right in front of your face. |
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Cowardly GruntDeathrattle: Summon a minion from your deck.
Cowardice is the wisest part of valor. |
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Crystal LionDivine Shield
Standard issue recruit gear: 1 silver sword, 1 Lordaeron insignia, 2 bags of crystal kibble. |
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Cursed CastawayRush
She was an ordinary castaway... until she found that cursed volleyball. |
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DoomkinBattlecry: Take one of
Now THIS is Mana cheating. |
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DragoncasterBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, your next spell this turn costs (0).
It’s challenging to perform magic on dragonback. It’s so easy to drop the rabbit. |
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Felscale EvokerBattlecry: If you've cast three
So it’s a demon and a naga, but NOT a dragon? |
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Giggling InventorBattlecry: Summon two 1/2 Mechs with Taunt and Divine Shield.
"I shall build a mighty golden paladin! And he will GREET the WORLD!" |
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Green-Thumb GardenerBattlecry: Refresh empty
Sometimes all a plant needs is, like, A LOT of water. |
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Hungry EttinTaunt
How can he be hungry… if he's Ettin!? |
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Kabal Crystal RunnerCosts (2) less for each Secret you've played this game.
"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss." |
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Kabal Crystal RunnerCosts (2) less for each Secret you've played this game.
"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss." |
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Khartut DefenderTaunt, Reborn
Gesundheit! |
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Lead DancerDeathrattle: Summon a
"Follow my lead!" *dies* |
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Lightshower ElementalTaunt
The forecast calls for light showers, but you won’t need an umbrella. |
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Lord Godfrey
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Lord Godfrey
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Lord Godfrey
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Mad SummonerBattlecry: Fill each player's
Does he summon because of his madness, or is he mad from all the summoning? |
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Marrow ManipulatorBattlecry: Spend up to 5
Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg. |
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Marrow ManipulatorBattlecry: Spend up to 5
Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg. |
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Marrow ManipulatorBattlecry: Spend up to 5
Also buffs your Calcium by 1000mg. |
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Master JousterBattlecry: Reveal a minion in each deck. If yours costs more, gain Taunt and Divine Shield.
Needs just a few more ratings points to become Grandmaster Jouster. |
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Mechanical WhelpDeathrattle: Summon a 7/7 Mechanical Dragon.
"Well if I didn't build the whelp and YOU didn't build the whelp…" |
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Mech-Bear-CatWhenever this minion takes damage, add a Spare Part card to your hand.
Crushes buildings with his BEAR hands. |
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MeteorologistBattlecry: For each card in your hand, deal 1 damage to a random enemy.
Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Why not BOTH? |
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Millhouse Manastorm
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Millhouse Manastorm
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MinotaurenRush
"Why's he so mad?" "He's been stuck on one of Hearthstone's hidden maze puzzles for YEARS." |
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Missile LauncherMagnetic
We asked, "Where do the missiles go?" and he answered, "Yes." |
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Moat LurkerBattlecry: Destroy a minion. Deathrattle: Resummon it.
He really enjoys lurking and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of it. |
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Mogor's Champion50% chance to attack the wrong enemy.
This champion has learned from the best. Except for his target selection. |
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Morgl the Oracle
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Morgl the Oracle
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Morgl the Oracle
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Morgl the Oracle
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