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"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

"Cenarius once taught me about the precarious balance between life and death. I have come to understand: there IS no balance. Death always wins."

As strong-willed and stubborn as her first day in the Horde, Rokara now wielded a weapon that rivaled even her tenacity.

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

Honestly it sows more flame than it reaps.

The longbow allows shots to be fired from farther away and is useful for firing on particularly odorous targets.

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

Grommash Hellscream's famous axe. Somehow this ended up in Prince Malchezaar's possession. Quite the mystery!

You really can't judge a book by its cover.

Rhok'delar is ready to Rhok'de'casbah!

… Arrives? Approaches? TELL US ALREADY!

"Remember, graduates—you carry a heavy weight on your shoulders now."

She has at LEAST Craftsmanship +3.

Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians.

"It could be worse!" "It's worse."

If you run 2 of these, would that make it the bi-cycle of hatred?

Comes with fries and a drink.

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls.

It's more of a drum pentagon, really.

Shake it, sh-sh-sh-shake it like a Kalimdor fissure.

Pink Elekks are on parade!

No Hero Power required.

Everyfin is cool when you're part of a murloc team!

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

When someone gets injured, it's considered performance art.

That's just how they cuddle!

What happened after the guardians tripped? They Fel.

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

When the ground is on fire, you should <i>not</i> stop, drop, and roll.

It used to be a Ba-zooka but we ran out of sheep.

Bingo! Minion DNA!

Terrible destruction, but minty fresh breath!

Terrible destruction, but minty fresh breath!

Skarr's second-biggest hobby after laying waste to the Badlands is bowling.

Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!

The guidelines specifically state: "Students may also bring an ironbeak owl OR an alleycat OR a toad." They never said how big.

They all secretly have '<b>Deathrattle:</b> Become very mortalized.'

"That's three, Kangor. Three isn't endless." - Countess Ashmore

A diamond, white, this stone the eighth A precious jewel for those of faith A whispered prayer restores the lost But none among them know the cost.

A diamond, white, this stone the eighth A precious jewel for those of faith A whispered prayer restores the lost But none among them know the cost.

To dwarves of stone the demon called With promises of might, enthralled In grasping greed they found their doom Forever bound in mithril tombs.

A stone of blue, embraced with glee By murloc lords beneath the sea Soon numberless they swarmed the shore First two, then four, then more...and more...

Luna became head of the astronomy department when her boss invented the Pocket Black Hole.

Hide in the mask, but it will wear you. Through its gleaming eye, you shall see true.

Sheep in Frostwolves' clothing.

I’ve got NO idea what’s in that fertilizer.

It's a high five followed by a low tide.

How many Pack the Houses would a pack house if a pack could house Pack the House?

Random? But what if we don't get a tank?

Everybody! Hit the deck!

I don't want to play with you anymore.

Whelp for scale.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

Difficult to bottle up and sell. But it packs a punch.

It’s a doppelgang-war!

If you count the 'seven' in the name, there's actually four total 7s, not three. Huge oversight from the designers.

"What are you going to wish for?" "I wish I had just a liiiiiiiittle more Attack and Health!" "...Really? You don't want, like, a million more?"

They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

Frosty the Bowman... was an angry hateful soul... with a fresh hewn bow and a missing nose...

DROP THE BASS (INTO THE ABYSS)!

The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND.

The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND.

Mo' graine, mo' problems.

"I used to farm for hours! Now they just come in packs?"

The leader of the titans was the first to awaken. In his loneliness, he sought out other titans across many different worlds, and together, they formed the Pantheon.

As a champion of harmony, Amitus abstained from the Pantheon's many conflicts until one day, shortly after the corruption of Sargeras, she vanished altogether.

"That's it, you're all in time out!"

Who passed greenhouse gas?

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Go ahead, carve your initials in him.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

Always sliding down mountains because it can't stop talking with its hands.

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

Nobody expects the Archbishop's Benediction!

Antonidas was the Grand Magus of the Kirin Tor, and Jaina's mentor. This was a big step up from being Grand Magus of Jelly Donuts.

Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.

Minions must wash hands before being LIQUIDATED AND REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER.

Once a proud titan, Argus was fated to meet a darker end. Sargeras and his demons would later corrupt and shatter Argus to use his power for themselves.

All signs point to Antonidas.

The cards are always golden on the other side.

Watch out watch out watch out - R.K.O. outta nowhere!

Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED.

Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED.

It’s never Huffer.

It’s never Huffer.

When you get hit by a royally bad pun, you just have to grin and bear it.

Why Beryllium? Because it's hard to spell.

The upper windows used to be for aiming. Then we thought: "Hey! MORE cannons!"

Black, the scales of angry Naga! Red, the flames of Azshari's past!

What's a Blackwater Behemoth's favorite meal? Fish n' Ships.

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

He's gonna fly through the air with the greatest of grease.

He should really go see a dentist about that tusk. And a dermatologist. And a therapist.

Main supplier of Blood Troll Syrup to the Intercontinental Hut of Funnel Cakes.

Call Gurtogg a brute if you like, but no one else cares about the wounded like he does.