Hearthpwn

"Is my deck any good?" "I mean, if the stars align."

Part of a balanced breakfast.

Even with wings, snakes STILL don't have legs.

You're not hardcore unless you died hardcore.

I thought the "shape of water" meant something else.

Oh boo hoo, did someone's World Tree burn down?

Random? But what if we don't get a tank?

He can speak death but has a hard time reading it.

Not to be confused with the aeronautically advanced Druid of the Planes.

One if by land, two if by tree.

As long as Naralex stays under the blanket, Mutanus can't get him.

Eats more than his fair share of sour candy.

"I got a real sense of humility from her when she bashed that quilboar's head in."

When the hundredth centaur dropped, so did her bracers.

His real name is Melvin, but he prefers his friends call him ... <sigh> ..."Floecaster."

Never should have flushed him.

Do you think she got her name before or after she turned into a snake?

The forecast calls for light showers, but you won’t need an umbrella.

"He's brave, but splinters will make any Tauren cry."

Time to EVEN out the playing field.

"Mana" is just another name for "electrolytes."

They say he's a pro at horseback archery.

"Maybe someday you’ll make it to Gadgetzan, kid."

Wields a disappointingly normal looking blade.

"Smythe, it's been a real blast serving the Alliance with you."

No, no, no, Gold Roads are very different from Yellow Brick Roads.

Honestly, the frog did nothing wrong.

"Fear not the orc who has slain a million training dummies, but the orc who keeps CAMPING MY CORPSE!"

Look at this guy! He’s obviously evil! OBVIOUSLY!!!

"An’she?" "Bless you!" "No, you, An'she…" "Bless you again!"

"Call me hedgehog one more time. I dare you."

You wouldn’t see this swap-meet on the Zandalari Roadshow.

"Brug will read anything you put on the parchment prompter. Anything."

"I only have to get 4 Zhevra hooves? How hard could that be?"

"You know you only have to coat the arrowhead in poison and not the entire bow, right?"

Every underdog sports coach knows this one.

Goblins hate wasting money on unnecessary ammunition.

Day 4: I think they're starting to suspect.

Wise men say "Only fools rush in." Wise Orcs say the opposite.

About as close to feeling guilt as a warlock's ever going to get.

The best way to maintain your health is to poison everyone else.

Artists paint their visions meticulously on canvas. Blademasters paint with, uh, broader strokes.

Bru'kan, his body weathered and weary, felt his time nearing its end. Teaching brave champions like Rokara gives him hope for a greater future.

Cariel had pledged her honor to the Alliance, but when someone matching her long-lost sister's description was sighted at the Crossroads, Cariel did the unthinkable: she abandoned her post and set out across the Barrens.

All of Barrens Chat is recorded and kept on thousands of scrolls stored beneath this tower.

"If I die, I'm taking my hero down with me."

Have you guys seen a pair of rock legs lying around anywhere?

Diss tracks spitting straight fire.

Gruntled and whelmed.

He’ll keep going despite the neighsayers.

With a little love and some tenderness, we’ll CRUSH OUR FOES!

Kurtrus fled the Black Temple, abandoning Illidan's cause, to seek revenge against the Dreadlord Anetheron.

Days since last accident: 0

<i>This</i> is why you should brush your teeth three times a day!

It’s all a great learning experience until someone accidentally aggros the boss.

"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. Unless you're compelled to, that is…" —Scabbs Cutterbutter

Loves candles. Hates deodorant.

"…and here we see the Southsea Scoundrel in their natural habitat: a den of scum and villainy."

"You again? What did I tell you about trying to fight ALL the quilboars."

The tooth fairy gig didn't work out.

The introduction of professions was devastating for kodo populations.

Varden Dawngrasp could wield fire, summon hailstorms, and morph a night elf into a sheep with a snap of their fingers. Knowing how malleable reality could be, certain labels felt downright trivial.

Sheesh, even the spirits are edgy when it comes to Demon Hunters.

In times of war, warmedics bring their own medics.

The Void, just like onions, has flayers.

"Me? Playing favorites? I love my beasts all the same!"

It's called capoeira! And yes, it is dangerous!

On the Night of Falling Stars, Xyrella had a vision of a shattered naaru. "Go to the Barrens," the being said. "Seek the shards of my broken body. Restore me, and I will restore your daughter."

A shield to some, a frisbee to others (mainly dogs).

Comes with a rack of ribs!

"How’d we miss this one in Uldum?" —Rafaam

"I'm having a good time! I don't want to stop at all!"

As gentle as a bellyflop.

Let's be honest, they weren't going to unfreeze anyway.

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"We're calling to inform you that your vehicle's insurance is about to expire."

They say true value is the cards you find along the way.

"Dormant? I think you mean naptime."

Some people chase storms, some storms chase elementals.

Just add a bit of murloc meat for bait. Beasts can’t resist that special seasoning…

I'm bringin' bristle back (Yeah) Those other minions don't know how to act (Yeah) I think it's special how these crystals crack (Yeah) So turn around and I'll give you a smack (Yeah) (Take 'em to the Barrens)

Not afraid to spill the tea.

Nothing can stop death. Except a Taunt. With Healing.

When it's on keto, it only devours tauren.

"Please do smaller pulls, this is my first time healing."

Pull the lever, Octo-bot... Wrong leverrrrr!

Bound by the law of the fang, these druid floss their teeth twice a day.

It only rattles when YOU'RE in danger.

That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!

It's a woven blanket of ice but surprisingly comforting.

"By the twins above and twins below, our companions will lead us through." —Guff Runetotem

Suspiciously close to a Quilboar village.

"We all have our secrets. I mean, your secrets."

Don’t ask her for feathers on your necklace though.

Relives his nightmare every day a new Horde player is created.

Pushing into Ashenvale made this post uneventful.

It was all going well until some Horde had the cunning idea of attacking from the south.

He looks simple, but there’s a lot to unpack.

They wanted a Mature Dungeoneer. Instead they got this.

There's a fine line between privateering and pirating. It comes down to tax breaks.