Hearthpwn

Givin' lives and takin' names.

Just wait until you also find a copy in your pocket. And your desk! And your FRIDGE!!

Releash the Dragon!

Bite that one, bite that other one, claw this one, swallow that one whole....

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"Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn."

They can never agree on whether it's too hot or too cold.

The extra Z is for "zesty."

The enormous creature unfurled terrifying claws dripping with poisonous ichor. King Togwaggle was pleased, but inwardly disappointed the great Nightmare refused to wear the candle.

Hagatha cried out over the winds: "Truly, you are as powerful as the Maelstrom!" To which the Tempest answered: "I AM THE MAELSTROM."

The ground quaked beneath the behemoth as Dr. Boom continued: "…with over 400 TONS of solid Storm Silver plate." Then he beeped a small remote. "And luxury spikes!"

Lazul called Galakrond’s name, her voice echoed by whispers from the deep. Both of Galakrond’s eyes opened… and then other eyes opened, as well.

Fel-flames slowly writhed around the skeleton, until the great bones knit themselves together into a demonic monstrosity. Rafaam shielded his face from the heat but could not hide his grin.

Doesn't respond to spells, hero powers, calls, or text messages.

He's untreefeated.

Self-appointed president of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.

How to tell your mother to go away.

I don't mean to pry, but you don't by chance happen to have six fingers on both of your hands?

"And Waxadred shall light their fires, with roaring breath hotter than pyres! Come before him, scamp and vandal, pledge your faith and lift your candle!"

But gnomes have tiny hands...

"What does that cloud look like to you?" "Trouble."

It’s challenging to perform magic on dragonback. It’s so easy to drop the rabbit.

Make it a double dragon!

Deftly dodges spells like a real wiggle wyrm.

Junior explorers scan the night sky in fear of her candle’s flame!

The hula doll is still absolutely required.

The only one who knows how to properly prepare Galakrond's coffee.

Not to be confused with Nithogger.

Note: The dragon may be a little cranky upon arrival.

As an empty nester, she just misses her little ones.

Good seeds can go far.

Each dragon's pack is guaranteed to have at least one rare.

Why don't they ever run perpendicular?

"It's time. R.I.P."

Healing really resin-ates with him.

The Shudderwock finds him particularly frumious.

A chonker, a real absolute unit.

Nefarian was known for creating two things: horrible monsters and excellent breakfasts.

If he asks to borrow your watch, just say no.

Spews more spells than a sleep-talking wizard.

Her element is "Horns."

Always tail swipes left.

"Are your clouds not entertained?!"

What does Madame Lazul have against faces?!

He no take candle. He take sword.

It's official. We can say Malygeese.

Worst. Dinner guest. Ever.

Realistically, she's the shield for Galakrond's big toe.

"Do you want to be a murloc or a dragon?" "Yes."

Cut him a break. Even economy class tickets are pretty expensive these days.

He calls this one the "Calamari Special."

Waxadred the dragon fought for his king, frolicking through the fields melting everything!

I'm gravely sorry to rune this.

Pizza so hot it burns OTHER PEOPLE’S MOUTHS.

Has an appetite for knowledge!

There are plenty of apathetic maniacs, but they couldn't be bothered.

*Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"

I prefer my dragons over-easy.

I've never heard of this fey-dragon called "Brightwing," but if I HAD, I’d say we’d be best friends.

Do not draw the attention of a Fate Weaver, for it will always loom over your destiny.

Frizz knows that baby dragons need warmth, care, and the highest possible level of goblin engineering.

Known for its ferocious grace, the hippogryph is a truly majestic creature. Except when molting.

Better to have stabbed and lost. And then found again!

Card-carrying member of the Paladins Only Paladin Club.

Necrium: Get the afterlife without the aftertaste!

Time is mana!

"Oh, the weather outside is frightful… But Squallhunter's so delightful! And since we've gone down this road--overload, overload, overload!"

"Quiet! The bat can't hear where he's goin'!"

"Three gold?! Do you have any idea how long this quest chain was?"

If you’re not wearing your regulation cultist clothing, how will Galakrond know to devour you last?

"Flap! Flap! FLAP!"

Generosity is a core value in cult culture.

The problem with anchors is they often end up sinking to the bottom of your deck.

It brings the storm before the calm.

This is an alarm clock you can't ignore.

It's called "circular breathing."

"It's a drizzle of fire. A fine mist, really."

"You have the right to sacrifice an ally. If you do not have an ally, then one will be sacrificed for you."

Recipe: One dragon, four wool socks, thick shag carpet.

Her deductible keeps going up.

Firmly press the seal of your fates instead of leaving the flap open.

Legend holds that it's bad luck to harm it. So maybe just pat it on the head, okay?

Before he came along, we went through a lot of duct tape.

Always ready to explore new friendships! Except with Deathwing.

Like the Dragon Soul. If dragons had souls of ice.

Warning: May cause carousel flashbacks.

Galakrond would be extra mad if he was resurrected with gnaw marks on his bones.

You can't just run away from your problems. Unless you have another dragon to jump to.

Fun Fact: A group of three Dread Ravens is an unkindness. Four is lethal!

He trained for a whole year to become quarter-master. Three more, and he'll be a full-master.

It’s our fault for making all those card backs that look like food.

The word "glide" is always in quotes in the manual.

If you want that muscular physique, you've really gotta feel the burn.

It’s pronounced "Kaahrj."

"We're letting the poisonous dude carry the bags?"

Do Re Me Fa So La Spear Throw!

Ruined! RUINED!

Carefully engineered to never grab the Mimiron plush toy.

It's more of a ship-gun than a gunship.

Chop chop, Galakrond!