Hearthpwn

On bended knee Thekal placed his weapon upon Shirvallah’s altar, whereupon she slowly knocked it off with her paw.

Trolls can regenerate lost limbs, but this is what they do with the leftovers.

If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball.

ATTENTION: Do not enter any major city while infected with the Corrupted Blood!

Adorning devilsaurs with armor and feathers is a respected job in troll culture, although it has a high turnover rate.

Or as it’s known in troll, “De bolt, mon.”

“YOU SIGNED WHAT?!”

Most trolls only get to “AAAAHHH!” and don’t make it to the “kali” part.

"You three! Get in the cannon!"

First Deathrattle: Draw a card. Second: Draw 2 cards. Third: Throw Mon'kind off a steel cage and plummet sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

Extremely awkward cousin of Hex Lord Malaclass.

REPEL’S EFFECT WORE OFF.

Can’t break the rules if you can’t read ‘em.

Everyone wants to be a princess, but nobody ever considers the size of the hat.

… Arrives? Approaches? TELL US ALREADY!

"I used to farm for hours! Now they just come in packs?"

Main supplier of Blood Troll Syrup to the Intercontinental Hut of Funnel Cakes.

Everyone's dying to meet him.

Every major show has an opening act to warm up the crowd.

There’s a word for Zandalari druids who refuse to pledge loyalty to Gonk: “Delicious.”

Throw your hands in the air! They cost (1).

"Boy! Bring me my masks and skull rams."

You mess with the Bird, you get the Firelord.

"Tell me if you’ve heard this one!"

"Shirt? Shoes!? No service!"

“Griftah here with de Sul’chop. One chop, you get four damage. Two chops, eight damage - you gonna change de way you fight."

Why fire your cannons strategically when you can fire them all at once?

This metal is so heavy it will satisfy your iron requirements for the next year.

"Oh, THAT'S how she brings the warts!"

[x]The Gurubashi Arena has an extremely permissive policy on pets in the workplace.

Arcane energy… finds a way.

Krag'wa has a ritual to honor his friends and a ritual to devour his enemies. No one can tell them apart.

Sadly, she was still two credits short of her Witch Doctorate.

Reduce, reuse, resoul.

Only two things in life are certain: death and axes.

The card is common, but the steak is rare.

If you’re burning and you know it, wave your hands!

Black Friday gets worse every year.

Everybody with a ticket get in here!

Caution: Contains Flammable Material

The third little dragon made his armor out of adamantite.

The last time he saw action, Undertaker ruled the meta.

“… We’re gonna need a bigger board.”

Remember, you’re only as strong as your weakest lynx.

One's play-by-play. The other is off-color.

An eye for sore sights.

Nonono, the <i>turtle</i> is the Shellfighter.

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Honestly, his delivery is a little wooden.

Ah, yes. Mark. The mightiest Loa.

Somebody’s been eating their funnel cakes.

The hoof. The hoof. The hoof is on fire.

Pirates will fall for anything.

Her fantasy Rumble league gives double points for dismemberment.

Yeah it's great, but did you see the Arena Treasure Arms?!

With Griftah in your deck, sometimes you start the game with The Coin!

One player's trash is another's “Best In Slot”.

If you love Jeklik, set her free. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF HER.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we see a Freeze Mage.

He was destined for the soup. One way or another…

Regenerates any injury except heartbreak.

Rub a dub dub, three trolls in a tub. And who do you think dey be? Da Shaker, Da Breaker, and Da Undatakah. And all of dem comin' for me.

It has Stealth, but its ominous theme music keeps giving it away.

Less of a cantrip and more of a cat-nip.

Takes ten percent off the top.

War Master sounds cooler than Dragon Sitter.

YOU WERE A TEMPLAR, JONDAR!

"This merit badge is for cruelty. This one's for whipping. And this one is for embroidery..."

When you're awake at 3 AM and can't stop thinking about that time you called your teacher "mom."

"Hello? Yes, this is Huffer."

And a bowl of chips. And some of those little cocktail weenies!

Sometimes you get punched so hard <i>they</i> see double.

Never give up, always surrender!

Highly effective against 3 year olds.

You could say he has a certain appeal.

“Shoot them in the face” is more of a <i>tactic</i> than a <i>strategy</i>.

It's the bane of freshly mopped floors everywhere.

“It’s an <i>illusion</i>, Malacrass!”

"…and then I beat him with 1 Health!"

Knew Mysterious Challenger back when he was a Mysterious Squire.

"Dude, where's my pizza?!"

She prefers “Flammably Inclined.”

"Reck less!? ME WRECK MOAR!"

Loves long walks on the beach, raising the dead, and chocolates.

Here comes “The Smolder.”

Much of this shrine’s power lies in the can-opener noise it makes.

All it takes is a tummy rub.

“Ravasaur!” “Pretty scary” “…Blammodax!” “Is that a thing?” “SMAXODON!” “….now you’re just making those up.”

Serenity. Peace. Many frogs.

Zul'jin's primary recruiting tool.

"I double frog dare you!"

Murlocs practice Small Nice Voodoo.

Not to be confused with Dragon Yodel.

Hey! No cameras allowed!

My roommates only use Revenge of the Passive Aggressive.

“The spirits spoke to me.” "What did they say?" "You had lethal two turns ago."

Because Thrall wouldn't <i>lend</i> me Doomhammer.

“Okay kids did everyone remember to heal before we left?”

Maybe don't put this one in your garden.

They saw their fate a closin' Aboard a pirate ship On deck: The Howlin' Hozen About to let one rip.