Hearthpwn

"Your software will fail. Your users will abandon you. You are already obsolete."

Dr. Boom ends his motivational speeches by dropping the mechs.

Cloning can be a jarring experience.

Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode.

The latest advancement in hippo-botany.

"Of course I've gone mad with power. Ever try going mad without it?"

It used to be a Ba-zooka but we ran out of sheep.

"That's three, Kangor. Three isn't endless." - Countess Ashmore

Luna became head of the astronomy department when her boss invented the Pocket Black Hole.

All signs point to Antonidas.

Why Beryllium? Because it's hard to spell.

Every good plan requires a bit of patience. And a lot of explosives.

Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.

"Are you sure that's enough gloop?" "Hold on."

"You're a Sagittarius? Me too! Just gimme a sec."

"Zerek! Stay out of my lab!"

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.

Finally, Electra can work from home.

We ran out of jars, so we started putting brains in other stuff.

Sadly the warranty does not cover fireballs or acts of Boom.

She will NOT STOP until she gets tenure.

"I shall build a mighty golden paladin! And he will GREET the WORLD!"

"Well if I didn't build the whelp and YOU didn't build the whelp…"

Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Why not BOTH?

We asked, "Where do the missiles go?" and he answered, "Yes."

Insecurity detected. Alerting hugbots.

Preferred weapon of Dr. Boom's orthodontist.

That racial bonus to Herbalism finally paid off.

His original name was Aerek. Then the first clone was Berek. They went evil around Merek.

Boom's Second Law of Motion: HIT IT VERY HARD!

What could go wrong?

Two near-death experiences for the price of one!

Available as a bundle, along with Power Words: Detonate, Animate, Annihilate, and Paper Weight.

Actually works by enlarging the rest of the world.

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

Star player on the inter-office Boomball team.

"I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little E.M.P. 'Cause it feels so mechy without me…"

"Windell! More light!" "I'm givin' it all she's got, Kangor!"

Help me, worthy opponent. You're my only hope.

You leave Deathstalker Rexxar alone in the lab for TWO minutes…

When you need more iron in your diet.

On her first day on the job, Myra removed the smoke detectors.

They don't just find the truth. They give it a ten second head start, then hunt it down.

It's hard to call her reckless when it's clear she knows what she's doing.

Ironic. It could recycle others, but not itself.

Dress for the bomb you want, not the bomb you have.

The original clever girl.

WAR! GEAR! What is it good for?

Everything but the kitchen sink. Oh wait, there's one on his back.

The tenth Pyroblast really felt like overkill.

It's not juicy at all. IT'S JUST MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD.

Mined exclusively from the dark side of the moon.

Every ten seconds it asks if you want to update.

"Well we HAD it contained. Then you went and gave it legs!"

It was fitting in fine until it gathered nuts <i>and</i> bolts.

INGREDIENTS: STAR-STUFF, BLUE #1, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS.

When it absolutely, positively, has to blow up overnight.

Of all the scientists, he has the most knowledge (when measured in volume).

She wanders realities, taking on many forms. One was a unicorn princess.

If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.

"Surrender. You have 10 mana to comply."

New facial recognition systems keep out the Lorewalkers and Doomsayers.

It's a car! *Whomp whomp whomp* It's a robot! *Whomp whom-CRUNCH* It's… three.. smaller robots!

Rage alongside the machine.

Best drank after a stiff gale.

Most of his friends are still Metalheads.

It'll be fine. It's not like they have any reason to hate us.

From the prestigious Westfall Wonderfuls.

Grab death by the handle.

All the better to hug you with!

We'll put a happy tree right here... and give him a little friend.

Sometimes science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.

Her friends call her "Shuffleupugus".

Her hair was always like that.

"You have my shield! And the rest of me too."

What's worse than finding two imps in your lab? Only finding one of them.

"The coin? You used me for THE COIN!?"

Carefully assembled from two Electrowrongs.

More Boom for your buck.

Best-selling author of "How to Make Friends You Completely Control."

Why did the demon cross the streams? To get to The Other Side.

She feels waiting for healing makes you appreciate it more.

"It's gonna be snip this, snap that. Bada-snip, bada-snap!"

Wrecks a dude, any size. Catches thieves, eats those guys. Look out! Here comes a Spider Bomb!

Proper grammar would be "sprung rocket."

She's Dr. Boom's right-hand mage.

Let's see what's behind rift number one!

Me throw face.

Goes great with Cyber-Salsa.

Another group project where Jaraxxus doesn't do any work.

It's just a Tempest Tantrum.

"Ha ha! Glork looks ridiculous! ...Glork? Glork?"

Abstract: Analyzing systemic applications of coldlight data sets vis-a-vis shuffle-related paradigms. Conclusion: Yay, cards!

This is the happiest moment of Grik's life. We'll miss him.

Elite Tauren Chieftain's next hit single.

Harrison Jones was kicked off this project.

Casting with the stars.

Her suit was fitted using a scale model.

He wants to tank, but Boom always makes him play support.

Shortstop on N'zoth's softball team.