Hearthpwn

Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken.

In her defense, it did look like a cookie.

Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers.

Curse-bringer, tree-twister, mother of wretched things…Hanzo main.

Silver’s malleability limits its utility as an edged weapon. On the other hand... SHINY!

Decorating tip: Unused cauldrons can make a lovely elemental display.

Unfortunately, his doctorate is in Murloc Literature.

Admittedly, they kind of dropped the ball with Prince Liam.

We're going to need some bigger tweezers.

No use crying over split Festeroot,

The cards are always golden on the other side.

The upper windows used to be for aiming. Then we thought: "Hey! MORE cannons!"

The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.

"1 minion… ah, ah, ah! 2 minions… ah, ah, ah! 3 minions… ah, ah, ah!"

Birds of a feather Moonfire together.

One head is a morning person. The other head hates morning people.

Betrayed the Alliance. Betrayed the Horde. All for 200 achievement points and a sweet, sweet hat.

Everywhelp, get in here!

Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.

Does anyone want to play dead!?

They think they're trusted guardians. Dragons think they're convenient snacks.

Oh look. A Gorehowl.

Also does weddings.

She was an ordinary castaway... until she found that cursed volleyball.

Ever since Sylvanas killed his son, he's dreamed of getting… even.

Summon an unlimited* number of minions!** *Six **Wisps

She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident.

The hills have eyes. And teeth. Pretty bad breath, too.

Just a twist to the left, one quarter turn to the right and … oops! Well, we didn’t need that timeline anyway.

For a healthier option, try Holy Water: Zero.

Amwitched. Beingwitched. Beenwitched.

Next step: Marshmallow elementals.

Fits easily into overhead luggage bins.

Empty your pockets, I know you’ve got a Wandering Monster in there!

Most mechs are pretty chill, but this one is all wound up.

Experts worry that curios are a gateway to face-collecting.

You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.

The itsy bitsy spiders climbed up the village wall. Then came the witch and the spiders ate them all.

The children were puzzled by the scratches covering the insides of their toy-boxes.

Someone called her "Tweety". She didn't take it well.

Tree puns arboring.

Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher.

Some moths are attracted to flame. This one's attracted to disco.

Majestic. Ethereal. Still pretty down in the dumps, though.

You think your job mucks.

"I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for witches like you."

These elementals, along with feldspar and mica, are often taken for granite.

Key ingredient in Gilnean applesauce.

It aspires to be a Vilebrood Dancer, but it has eight left feet.

You know what they say about people with big hands? Small bears.

So sharp it can cut through a spectral tomato!

It's always Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer.

Wanted: Dead or Undead.

Emeriss uses Wing Blast. It's super effective!

We didn't actually fire the guy who named Dark Wispers.

She sells all manner of keys: from A flat to G sharp.

"Who are you? Eh, none of my business."

Like a sloppy joe for vampires.

Everyone expects an inquisition reference.

"Just sign this waiver, and we'll be on our way."

They’re good dogs, Tess.

In a pinch, he'll also settle for Holy Water: Zero.

He's entirely bonkers. All the best goblins are.

She only needs two commands: "Heel" and "Sic 'em!"

One little Mistwraith sitting in a tree. M-I-S-T-I-N-G.

Listen to the mew-sic of the night.

The secret is glue.

A popular local alternative to bananas.

Same turn delivery - guaranteed!

She seems scary, but she's got a glass jaw.

When regular totem hours won't cut it.

Not all spiders are born poisonous. That's where he comes in.

Overpowered Steambot got nerfed.

As birds of ill omen, these crows often summon Doomsayers.

She rids villages of annoying pests, like rats and children.

Forecast: "Cloudy with a chance of fireballs."

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Like a knitting circle, but less evil.

"I… I dreamed I accidentally crafted a golden Millhouse! It was so REAL!"

The gates to the Gilnean pet cemetary MUST remain locked at all times.

She's so odd, you can't even.

"Oh hi bark."

It's like, SUPER bad at staring contests.

In life he worked as a sword swallower.

She's a scythe for sore eyes.

Happily married with two kids. It was love at first bite.

After a short paws, she's back to herself again.

“I’ll trade you a Malfurion for an Anduin.”

Hard time making ends meet? Hate the League of Explorers? Get a job henching!

She would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling Drakeslayer.

Be all that you can be.

She’s all fun and games until someone rings that stupid bell.

Recruited from the Gilnean opera house.

Time to squash your opponent.

"I'm sorry, son. We had to send Old Howler off…to a farm…to play…"

He's on the hunt for Togwaggle's missing rat.

That Friends and Familiars Plan is really paying off!

Doom! Only doom for you! But pay good tip, maybe less doom.

"Aww, I love it! It even kinda looks like me."

How do you make a walnut laugh? Crack it up!