Hearthpwn

Her secret is using a gentle voice and carrying a baggie of hotdogs.

Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher?

His adventuring party consists of Goldshire Footman, Frostwolf Grunt and Hadronox.

Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain."

Never let it hold your checkbook.

When asked what the runes do, the tauren smith smiled: "A little of this, a little of that..."

Turn that frown into TWO frowns!

Once crafted a gauntlet out of earwax and pure ambition.

Qualifications: Found pointy hat.

Favorite sandwich? Grizzled cheese.

She’s not one of those treehugger elves – but she does like the occasional cuddle.

Management of the Kobold Empire requires a careful balance between a lack of social services and fiscal irresponsibility.

My name is Marin the Fox. You took my treasure. Prepare to die.

It's wurms all the way down.

Rhok'delar is ready to Rhok'de'casbah!

"It could be worse!" "It's worse."

A diamond, white, this stone the eighth A precious jewel for those of faith A whispered prayer restores the lost But none among them know the cost.

To dwarves of stone the demon called With promises of might, enthralled In grasping greed they found their doom Forever bound in mithril tombs.

A stone of blue, embraced with glee By murloc lords beneath the sea Soon numberless they swarmed the shore First two, then four, then more...and more...

Everybody! Hit the deck!

It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose.

A diet of pure magic is great for the complexion but wreaks havoc on one's mood.

Float like a Faerie Dragon, sting like a Hivequeen.

Follows adventurers, seeking the ultimate time magic: the ability to reload.

PHENOMENAL ARCANE POWER…itty bitty living space.

Recently unearthed in one of the deepest kobold caves. Traded for a large candle.

Thrilling adventure! Danger guaranteed! Loot uncertain! Death optional! Who’s with me?

I hunt alone. Well, me and Misha. And Huffer. And Leokk.

The kobold stared at the bundle for a long time. “Ah hah!” he said. “It’s a shield.”

Standard issue recruit gear: 1 silver sword, 1 Lordaeron insignia, 2 bags of crystal kibble.

Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers.

The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.

How can he be hungry… if he's Ettin!?

If you don't keep up with your payments, it'll be a repossessed lackey.

Signed and sealed, she delivers oblivion.

Uh, you might want to get that looked at.

Sometimes she'll summon a Doomsayer. Out of spite.

Don't trust the skull.

RUN FROM SKY CANDLES! THEY BURN! RUN!

"Pick a card, any card. Wait! No! Not that one!" - Last words of previous owner

“C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.”

An emerald stone for Tauren hands Who sought its strength to save their lands Their tribes now lost, their rage released Who’s hunting now? And who’s the beast?

The trolls of old embraced the gift A jewel of black for daggers swift No party lasts who finds the stone Those wielding it soon stand alone.

Ding! Grats.

Tyrant is such a strong word.

He's always grumpy until he's eaten his first barista of the morning.

The result of centuries of terrible sanitation.

Fungalmancy is the easy major for those who can't cut it at Waxmancy.

Behold, the unstoppable power of MOSS!

This card really breaks out of the mold.

The original telemarketer.

We suggest crafting Ixlid; he'll grow on you. Literally.

He can make ANYTHING look like a candle.

His breath smells like agony and despair, which is still better than most troggs.

Don't ever doubt Al'Akir's love for basic totems.

For druids who want to branch out.

Three paths diverged in a darkened hall, and I – I took the one less traveled by, And got eaten by a slime.

More personal than a text to arms.

Wolves to the left and arrows to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.

A purple stone Azari carved For dark hearts, craving, power-starved. The first to bow, the warlock Rin, Embraced the darkness, slew her kin.

The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash.

Astral kitty litter is surprisingly hard to find.

Politer than his brother, the cursing disciple, but far more evil.

Waking up at the break of dusk is just not as impressive.

Having a furnace-mouth is really handy for a blacksmith.

"After that gig in Hamlin went south, I swore off rats."

What’s worse? Seeing the spider, or NOT seeing the spider, but knowing it’s somewhere in your deck?

Keeps his two cents to himself.

The hook is just an accessory. He can reave just fine without it.

Marketed as a "rust-proof iron golem."

There is no candle.

The shortest distance between two points is a leyline.

A courser is a courser of course, of course, she's more of a unicorn than a horse...

Side effects guaranteed!

The result of a tragic accident involving a Defias Thug, a Wand of Polymorph, and a bundle of Fel Lotus.

I would rather light a single candle than curse the darkness. But I'm willing to do both.

Crafted by Deathwing's goblin horde, but the dragon added the rainbow sparkles himself.

When all you have is an unidentified maul, everything else looks like an unidentified nail.

Sometimes it's safer NOT to read the warning signs.

It's filled with electrolytes!

All that remained from the first kobold colony: a single talisman and the word "Flamestrike."

Look. Cautious Flurries will only get you so far in life.

If you’re experiencing resurrection sickness, press 1.

"Here, taste this." (Slurp) "What is it?" "I don't know, I found it in one of the labs."

Wish #1: funnel cakes. Wish #2: funnel cakes. Wish #3: FUNNEL CAKES.

As a kid, she fought with rocks. Now she fights with ROCK!

Can be upgraded into a Cave Lurker.

A pair of stout dwarves nearly averted the Cataclysm.

Qualifications: Born with pointy hat.

You hear a coin rattling inside the slotted gargoyle...What could it mean?

Sparkliest of the seven deadly sprites.

Horrible secret: The Darkness is immune to Arcane Missiles.

What is best in life? To make candle. To keep candle. To hear lamentations of candle-takers.

He is a champion, with no friends. He'll keep on fighting, til the end!

"Broken longsword is brand new shortsword." - Kobold Proverb

His clothing is "ratty" in more ways than one.

Auditioning for the next Fungal Idol.

Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like a 1/1 is watching.

He got that way from looking into a mirror.

Do you want to eat an adventurer? I want to eat an adventurer!