Kun the Forgotten KingChoose One - Gain 10 Armor; or Refresh your Mana Crystals.
Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it. |
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Krul the UnshackledBattlecry: If your deck has
Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said. |
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Mayor NoggenfoggerAll targets are chosen randomly.
This flavor text was randomly generated. If it happens to form words and make sense, that is purely by chance. |
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Greater Arcane MissilesShoot three missiles at random enemies that deal 3 damage each.
Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great! |
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Abyssal EnforcerBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to all other characters.
The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND. |
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Grimestreet ProtectorTaunt
Some new asphalt should do the trick. |
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Inkmaster SoliaBattlecry: If your deck has
Solia marks the Kabal with intricate tattoos that grant immense power. Also it makes it harder for other gangs to recruit from their numbers. BACK OFF, GOONS. |
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Felfire PotionDeal 5 damage to all characters.
Kazakus has a squad of imps bottling Felfire round-the-clock and he *still* can't keep up with demand. |
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Ancient of BlossomsTaunt
His new shampoo is really working! |
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Aya BlackpawBattlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. @ Battlecry and Deathrattle: Summon a Jade Golem.
Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem. |
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Big-Time RacketeerBattlecry: Summon a 6/6 Ogre.
"It'd be a shame if someone disenchanted those Legendaries." |
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Defias CleanerBattlecry: Silence a minion with Deathrattle.
His house cleaning service is quite thorough. Not a spot to be found... or any of your stuff! |
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Fight PromoterBattlecry: If you control
"Yeah, I can get you Knuckles. No, no, he's been clean for *weeks*." |
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Jade ChieftainBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Give it Taunt. @Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.
Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life. |
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Kabal Crystal RunnerCosts (2) less for each Secret you've played this game.
"Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss." |
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Kabal TraffickerAt the end of your turn,
She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE. |
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Leatherclad HogleaderBattlecry: If your opponent has 6 or more cards in hand, gain Charge.
The Hogchoppers, the terrors of Tanaris, can always be found at one tavern or another in Gadgetzan, refueling for totally real and legit adventures that they go on. |
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Luckydo BuccaneerBattlecry: If your weapon has at least 3 Attack, gain +4/+4.
You can't just leave a Luckydo somewhere. You gotta keep 'em with you! Especially in Gadgetzan! |
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Madam GoyaBattlecry: Choose a friendly
She has set up her Black Market here in Gadgetzan for one purpose, to make a KILLING when Beanie Babies make their inevitable comeback. |
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Wind-up BurglebotWhenever this attacks a minion and survives, draw a card.
Don't blame the bot for his crimes... Blame whoever keeps winding him up! |
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WrathionTaunt. Battlecry: Draw cards until you draw one that isn't a Dragon.
Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER?? |
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Piranha LauncherAfter your hero attacks,
A great improvement over the guppy launcher. |
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Dragonfire PotionDeal 5 damage to all
No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it. |
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Lunar VisionsDraw 2 cards. Minions drawn cost (2) less.
The true mystery of lunar visions is how there is nothing to watch when there are so many channels. |
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Alley ArmorsmithTaunt
The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU! |
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Bomb SquadBattlecry: Deal 5 damage
Please don't explode! Please don't explode! Please don't explode! |
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Burgly BullyWhenever your opponent casts a spell, add a Coin to your hand.
He only burgles to pay the bills. He is really just a bully at heart. |
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CryomancerBattlecry: If an enemy is Frozen, gain +2/+2.
She loves Frozen. I mean who doesn't? |
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Don Han'ChoBattlecry: Give a
The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart. |
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DoppelgangsterBattlecry: Summon 2 copies of this minion.
"Every me, get in here!" |
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Finja, the Flying StarStealth
The last true master of Finjitsu. |
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Grook Fu MasterWindfury
Grook Fu, the ancient Hozen art of bashing heads with a stick. |
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Jade BehemothTaunt
I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room. |
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Kabal SongstealerBattlecry: Silence a minion.
Gadgetzan Writer’s Award goes to the player who writes the most compelling fanfic about why this Arakkoa has a golden frog in his hand! |
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KnucklesAfter this attacks a
When confronted with accusations of performance-enhancing bananas, Knuckles replied, "I get my fruit from trees I knock down with my bare hands like everyone else." |
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Lotus AssassinStealth. Whenever this attacks and kills a minion, gain Stealth.
For 5000g, you can just give the Jade Lotus any name and they will assassinate and/or embarrass them. |
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Raza the Chained Battlecry: If your deck has
"Could you do me a favor and get the keys from Kazakus?" |
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Red Mana WyrmWhenever you cast a spell, gain +2 Attack.
It has double the Attack. "Go on." And double the Health. "Yes??" And its trigger has twice the effect. "WHAT???" And it costs… Five times more. |
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Second-Rate BruiserTaunt
He'll be a first-rate bruiser once he gets used to his contacts. |
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Spiked HogriderBattlecry: If an enemy minion has Taunt, gain Charge.
Did you know the Hogchoppers compete every year at the Mirage Raceway? They do. It's a real group. |
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Streetwise InvestigatorBattlecry: Enemy minions lose Stealth.
"Hmmmm… Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to think that there may be some kind of criminal activity going on in Gadgetzan." |
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White EyesTaunt
My life for Aya! |
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Blastcrystal PotionDestroy a minion and one of your Mana Crystals.
There's a fine line between "potion" and "grenade". Wait. Actually, there's not. |
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Greater Healing PotionRestore 12 Health to a friendly character.
Filled with electrolytes! |
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Backroom BouncerWhenever a friendly minion dies, gain +1 Attack.
"WHY ARE YOU IN THE BACK ROOM? WHO IS WATCHING THE FRONT?!" |
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CrystalweaverBattlecry: Give your Demons +1/+1.
The trick is soaking the crystals in warm milk to soften them up. |
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Daring ReporterWhenever your opponent draws a card, gain +1/+1.
She's working on a story! While skydiving! |
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Dispatch KodoBattlecry: Deal damage equal to this minion's Attack.
"Crime reported at First Bank of Gadgetzan. Huge quantities of Jade being carried away by what looks like a bunch of Hozen. Kodo 77 can you make it over there now?" |
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Drakonid OperativeBattlecry: If you're holding
His job is to spy on the Goons and the Jade Lotus, but he's OBVIOUSLY a dragon so it's pretty hard work. |
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Genzo, the SharkWhenever this attacks, both players draw until they have 3 cards.
Infamous in the seedy underground card rooms of Gadgetzan, he got his nickname winning the coveted Shark Plushie in the city's first Hearthstone tournament. |
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Grimestreet EnforcerAt the end of your turn, give all minions in your hand +1/+1.
"Sir, you don't have a permit to park your mount here." |
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Hobart GrapplehammerBattlecry: If you have a
Grapplehammer is the horrible mind behind the Automatic Piranha Launcher (banned in 7 districts)! |
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Hozen HealerBattlecry: Restore a minion to full Health.
He didn't go to school for healing, but we keep losing all the good healers to Ratchet, so I guess we'll take him. |
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Jade SpiritBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.@Battlecry: Summon a Jade Golem.
"He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw |
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Jinyu WaterspeakerBattlecry: Restore 6 Health.
Waterspeakers can tell the future! So the Jade Lotus employs them to speculate on the Auction House. |
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Kabal ChemistBattlecry: Add a random Potion to your hand.
Sure you could have that Polymorph potion, but wouldn't you rather have this mystery potion? It could be anything. Even a Polymorph potion! |
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KazakusBattlecry: If your deck
The mysterious leader of the Kabal is NOT a dragon, and does NOT deal in illegal potions. Any public statements to the contrary will be met with litigation and Dragonfire Potions. |
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Kooky ChemistBattlecry: Swap the Attack and Health of a minion.
#abs |
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Lotus IllusionistAfter this minion attacks
If you think her Xavius and Sylvanas cosplay is great, wait till you see her Reno Jackson! |
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Naga CorsairBattlecry: Give your weapon +1 Attack.
Hook-tails are nice and all but she keeps getting stuck on things. |
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Seadevil StingerBattlecry: The next Murloc
Pretty harmless unless you're a Seadevil. |
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Shadow SenseiBattlecry: Give a Stealthed minion +2/+2.
He used to be Aya's tutor, but she fired him for bugging her too much. |
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Tanaris HogchopperBattlecry: If your opponent's
The Hogchoppers are well-known throughout Kalimdor for being a real, actual group. |
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Virmen SenseiBattlecry: Give a friendly Beast +3/+3.
There is no carrot. |
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Worgen Greaser
Hair products are 79% of his monthly budget. |
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Brass KnucklesAfter your hero attacks,
For the goon that wants to make a fashion statement. |
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Bloodfury PotionGive a minion +3 Attack.
You know what really makes my blood boil? The skyrocketing price of Bloodfury potions! |
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Call in the FinishersSummon four
When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right. |
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Jade BlossomSummon a{1} {0} Jade Golem. Gain an empty Mana Crystal.@Summon a Jade Golem. Gain an empty Mana Crystal.
Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy. |
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Jade LightningDeal 3 damage. Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.@Deal 3 damage. Summon a Jade Golem.
Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning! |
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Pilfered PowerGain an empty Mana Crystal for each friendly minion.
The Hozen don't get paid much, but at least they get to keep any excess mana. |
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Potion of PolymorphSecret: After your opponent plays a minion, transform it into a
Tastes like Baaaaananas. |
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Small-Time RecruitsDraw three 1-Cost
Now we know why they wear tiny watches. |
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Volcanic PotionDeal 2 damage to all minions.
The secret ingredient in Kazakus's award-winning chili recipe. |
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Auctionmaster BeardoAfter you cast a spell, refresh your Hero Power.
Gadgetzan has always run an under-the-table auction house, and business has been PRETTY good for Beardo since the population explosion. And since the explosion that destroyed the competing auction houses in the city. |
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Backstreet LeperDeathrattle: Deal 2 damage
Quit playing games with his heart. And his fingers. And foot. It's rude. |
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Blubber BaronWhenever you summon a Battlecry minion while this is in your hand, gain +1/+1.
When oil, railroad, steel, robber, and red are all already taken, your options are limited. |
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Celestial DreamerBattlecry: If you control a
If you think her job is easy, YOU try falling asleep on cue. |
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Fel Orc SoulfiendAt the start of your turn, deal 2 damage to this minion.
"Doc says the persistent burning sensation in my soul is probably just an ulcer." |
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Grimestreet PawnbrokerBattlecry: Give a random weapon in your hand +1/+1.
"I don't know a lot about used GvG cards, so I'm going to have to call in an expert." |
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Grimestreet SmugglerBattlecry: Give a random minion in your hand +1/+1.
She's got anything you want. Need the latest derpinger? No problem! |
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Grimy GadgeteerAt the end of your turn, give a random minion in your hand +2/+2.
"You look like a Gadgetgun 3000-Mark IV man, am I right?" |
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Hired GunTaunt
He loves his job and would do it for free! (But don't tell his boss!) |
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Kabal TalonpriestBattlecry: Give a friendly minion +3 Health.
Inkmaster Solia had to figure out how to tattoo feathers. |
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Lotus AgentsBattlecry: Discover
Mostly, they stand around and look cool. |
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Manic SoulcasterBattlecry: Choose a friendly minion. Shuffle a copy into your deck.
When casting a tournament, you really have to put your soul into it! |
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Rat PackDeathrattle: Summon a
He's gonna do it his way. |
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Sergeant SallyDeathrattle: Deal damage equal to this minion's Attack to all enemy minions.
"Who is she? Where did she come from? We don't even have a police force here in Gadgetzan!!" - Mayor Noggenfogger |
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Shadow RagerStealth
WE WENT THERE! |
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Shaku, the CollectorStealth. Whenever this
Aya even staged an intervention once, but Shaku still insists that he is not a hoarder. |
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Shaky ZipgunnerDeathrattle: Give a random
The Grimy Goons can get you any weapon you want but if you want it to not explode you gotta pay extra. |
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Street TricksterSpell Damage +2
His first trick: making your wallet disappear! |
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Toxic Sewer OozeBattlecry: Remove 1 Durability from your opponent's weapon.
When Sergeant Sally shows up unexpectedly, DO NOT FLUSH YOUR MANA CRYSTALS DOWN THE TOILET. |
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Unlicensed ApothecaryAfter you summon a minion, deal 5 damage to your hero.
Get the ingredients wrong on ONE healing potion and they take your license. What a world! |
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Wickerflame BurnbristleTaunt
Wickerflame spent years as a recruit for the Goons, never making the big-time because he always fired his chest-cannon too slowly. "Hey," he thought, "maybe if I keep my beard lit on fire, I can do this faster." BOOM, promoted. |
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Jade ClawsBattlecry: Summon a{1} {0} Jade Golem.
"Best manicure ever!" - Aya Blackpaw |
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DevolveTransform all enemy minions into random ones that cost (1) less.
Ragnaros looked down. He looked like some kind of War Golem. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME," he yelled. But all that came out was a deep grinding sound. He began to cry. |
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Hidden CacheSecret: After your opponent plays a minion, give a random minion in your hand +2/+2.
There is an urban legend that the first Toxic Sewer Ooze was born because a rookie Goon stashed an open container of milk in a Hidden Cache. |
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Jade ShurikenDeal 3 damage.
Good news is, after you remove it from your wound, you can use it to pay your medical bills! |
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Sleep with the FishesDeal 3 damage to all damaged minions.
If you're sleeping with the fishes, we highly suggest not bringing an electric blanket. |