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Arcane Giant

Costs (1) less for each spell
you've cast this game.

Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking.

Medivh, the Guardian

Battlecry: Equip Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian.

If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

Firelands Portal

Deal 6 damage. Summon a random
6-Cost minion.

Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i>

The Curator

Taunt
Battlecry: Draw a Beast, Dragon, and Murloc from your deck.

The Curator guards Azeroth’s deadliest creatures, but it’s secretly terrified of squirrels.

Moonglade Portal

Restore 6 Health. Summon a random
6-Cost minion.

Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears.

Book Wyrm

Battlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, destroy an enemy minion with 3 or less Attack.

His favorites are classic tragedies like "The Hobbit" and "Grendel".

Moat Lurker

Battlecry: Destroy a minion. Deathrattle: Resummon it.

He really enjoys lurking and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of it.

Fool's Bane

Unlimited attacks each turn. Can't attack heroes.

A fool and his bane are soon parted.

Kara Kazham!

Summon a 1/1 Candle, 2/2 Broom, and 3/3 Teapot.

This is what happens when you tell Khadgar to set the table.

Avian Watcher

Battlecry: If you control a Secret, gain +1/+1
and Taunt.

He mostly watches light romantic comedies.

Barnes

Battlecry: Summon a 1/1 copy of a random minion in your deck.

He used to play every part, until Moroes confiscated his Orb of Deception.

Ethereal Peddler

Battlecry: If you're holding any cards from another class, reduce their Cost by (2).

Yeah, sure. That Ragnaros "fell off the back of a truck".

Menagerie Magician

Battlecry: Give a random friendly Beast, Dragon, and Murloc +2/+2.

Just between us, if things get tight the Menagerie Magician position will probably be the first to go.

Menagerie Warden

Battlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.

Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>.

Prince Malchezaar

Start of Game:
Add 5 extra Legendary
minions to your deck.

He was super excited to acquire Gorehowl at a garage sale!  Then super disappointed to find out it was a foam reproduction.

Ironforge Portal

Gain 4 Armor.
Summon a random
4-Cost minion.

Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron!

Arcanosmith

Battlecry: Summon a 0/5 minion with Taunt.

He’s really just a Blacksmith, but he thought the fancy title would bring in more business.

Ivory Knight

Battlecry: Discover a spell.
Restore Health to your hero
equal to its Cost.

Do <i>NOT</i> call it a "horse".

Onyx Bishop

Battlecry: Summon a random friendly minion
that died this game.

B4 is a nice place to visit, but he wouldn't want to live there.

Priest of the Feast

Whenever you cast a spell, restore 3 Health to
your hero.

Now that's a world champion cheesecake!

Protect the King!

For each enemy minion, summon a 1/1 Pawn with Taunt.

Form ranks! Everyone into the King's Tuskarr Defense!

Silvermoon Portal

Give a minion +2/+2. Summon a random
2-Cost minion.

What's Millhouse Manastorm doing in Silvermoon?

Cloaked Huntress

Your Secrets cost (0).

She's practically GIVING your secrets away!

Deadly Fork

Deathrattle: Add a 3/2 weapon to your hand.

For a proper setting, place the deadly fork <i>after</i> the salad fork, but <i>before</i> the dinner fork.

Moroes

Stealth
At the end of your turn, summon a 1/1 Steward.

Moroes runs an army of stewards, but still ends up inflating the balloons himself.

Nightbane Templar

Battlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, summon two 1/1 Whelps.

Originally joined to be Arcanagos’ Templar, but has to admit that ordering pizza has become waaaay easier.

Pantry Spider

Battlecry: Summon a
1/3 Spider.

You have to admit, they make a cute couple.

Silverware Golem

If you discard this minion, summon it.

From the secret research labs of the Swiss Army.

Violet Illusionist

During your turn, your hero is Immune.

She’s much more cheerful after losing the ‘n’ in her name.

Wicked Witchdoctor

Whenever you cast a spell, summon a random basic Totem.

You can easily defeat her by either dealing 4 damage, or dropping a house on her.

Zoobot

Battlecry: Give a random friendly Beast, Dragon, and Murloc +1/+1.

The Murloc is taking the picture.

Cat Trick

Secret: After your opponent casts a spell, summon a 4/2 Panther with Stealth.

"I know some new tricks, a lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Medivh will not mind at all if I do."

Maelstrom Portal

Deal 1 damage to all enemy minions. Summon a random
1-Cost minion.

They bill this as a popular resort attraction, but they try and get your money up front.

Purify

Silence a friendly minion. Draw a card.

Even better than a hot shower with vigorous scrubbing!

Kindly Grandmother

Deathrattle: Summon a 3/2 Big Bad Wolf.

"Goodness! What… abundant drool you have."

Medivh's Valet

Battlecry: If you control a Secret, deal 3 damage.

"Magus Medivh sir, I've brought the flaming balloons, as you requested."

Netherspite Historian

Battlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, Discover
a Dragon.

She can tell you all about the history of people not STANDING IN THE GREEN BEAM!

Pompous Thespian

Taunt

Alas poor Annoy-o-Tron! A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!

Spirit Claws

Has +2 Attack while you
have Spell Damage.

They'll be MUCH easier to use once they add the spirit<i>thumb</i>.

Arcane Anomaly

After you cast a spell, give this minion +1 Health.

He used to get work as a Spatial Anomaly, but he got tired of having his polarity reversed.

Babbling Book

Battlecry: Add a random Mage spell to your hand.

His idol is the Green Hills of Stranglethorn, and he won't shut up about it.

Enchanted Raven

Once upon a midnight restive, Medivh pondered, feeling festive!

Malchezaar's Imp

Whenever you discard a card, draw a card.

Malchezaar used to have an imp named Dobby working for him, but there was a tragic accident.

Runic Egg

Deathrattle: Draw a card.

Oh man! Runic omelettes are the best!

Swashburglar

Battlecry: Add a random card from another class to your hand.

Was almost named "Swashb-AAAARRHHH-gler"