Arcane GiantCosts (1) less for each spell
Claims to be drawn to Karazhan because of the ley lines. Actually, just loves Moroes’ cooking. |
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Medivh, the GuardianBattlecry: Equip Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian.
If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over! |
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Firelands PortalDeal 6 damage. Summon a random
Come to beautiful Firelands! Where it's <i>"Way nicer than the Abyssal Maw!"</i> |
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The CuratorTaunt
The Curator guards Azeroth’s deadliest creatures, but it’s secretly terrified of squirrels. |
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Moonglade PortalRestore 6 Health. Summon a random
Ain't no party like a Moonglade party ‘cause a Moonglade party got bears. |
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Book WyrmBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, destroy an enemy minion with 3 or less Attack.
His favorites are classic tragedies like "The Hobbit" and "Grendel". |
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Moat LurkerBattlecry: Destroy a minion. Deathrattle: Resummon it.
He really enjoys lurking and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of it. |
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Fool's BaneUnlimited attacks each turn. Can't attack heroes.
A fool and his bane are soon parted. |
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Kara Kazham!Summon a 1/1 Candle, 2/2 Broom, and 3/3 Teapot.
This is what happens when you tell Khadgar to set the table. |
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Avian WatcherBattlecry: If you control a Secret, gain +1/+1
He mostly watches light romantic comedies. |
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BarnesBattlecry: Summon a 1/1 copy of a random minion in your deck.
He used to play every part, until Moroes confiscated his Orb of Deception. |
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Ethereal PeddlerBattlecry: If you're holding any cards from another class, reduce their Cost by (2).
Yeah, sure. That Ragnaros "fell off the back of a truck". |
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Menagerie MagicianBattlecry: Give a random friendly Beast, Dragon, and Murloc +2/+2.
Just between us, if things get tight the Menagerie Magician position will probably be the first to go. |
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Menagerie WardenBattlecry: Choose a friendly Beast. Summon a copy of it.
Please? Can I keep him? I promise to clean his cage <i>every day</i>. |
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Prince MalchezaarStart of Game:
He was super excited to acquire Gorehowl at a garage sale! Then super disappointed to find out it was a foam reproduction. |
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Ironforge PortalGain 4 Armor.
Come to beautiful Ironforge! Where irons are forged and the forges are iron! |
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ArcanosmithBattlecry: Summon a 0/5 minion with Taunt.
He’s really just a Blacksmith, but he thought the fancy title would bring in more business. |
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Ivory KnightBattlecry: Discover a spell.
Do <i>NOT</i> call it a "horse". |
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Onyx BishopBattlecry: Summon a random friendly minion
B4 is a nice place to visit, but he wouldn't want to live there. |
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Priest of the FeastWhenever you cast a spell, restore 3 Health to
Now that's a world champion cheesecake! |
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Protect the King!For each enemy minion, summon a 1/1 Pawn with Taunt.
Form ranks! Everyone into the King's Tuskarr Defense! |
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Silvermoon PortalGive a minion +2/+2. Summon a random
What's Millhouse Manastorm doing in Silvermoon? |
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Cloaked HuntressYour Secrets cost (0).
She's practically GIVING your secrets away! |
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Deadly ForkDeathrattle: Add a 3/2 weapon to your hand.
For a proper setting, place the deadly fork <i>after</i> the salad fork, but <i>before</i> the dinner fork. |
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MoroesStealth
Moroes runs an army of stewards, but still ends up inflating the balloons himself. |
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Nightbane TemplarBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, summon two 1/1 Whelps.
Originally joined to be Arcanagos’ Templar, but has to admit that ordering pizza has become waaaay easier. |
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Pantry SpiderBattlecry: Summon a
You have to admit, they make a cute couple. |
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Silverware GolemIf you discard this minion, summon it.
From the secret research labs of the Swiss Army. |
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Violet IllusionistDuring your turn, your hero is Immune.
She’s much more cheerful after losing the ‘n’ in her name. |
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Wicked WitchdoctorWhenever you cast a spell, summon a random basic Totem.
You can easily defeat her by either dealing 4 damage, or dropping a house on her. |
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ZoobotBattlecry: Give a random friendly Beast, Dragon, and Murloc +1/+1.
The Murloc is taking the picture. |
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Cat TrickSecret: After your opponent casts a spell, summon a 4/2 Panther with Stealth.
"I know some new tricks, a lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Medivh will not mind at all if I do." |
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Maelstrom PortalDeal 1 damage to all enemy minions. Summon a random
They bill this as a popular resort attraction, but they try and get your money up front. |
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PurifySilence a friendly minion. Draw a card.
Even better than a hot shower with vigorous scrubbing! |
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Kindly GrandmotherDeathrattle: Summon a 3/2 Big Bad Wolf.
"Goodness! What… abundant drool you have." |
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Medivh's ValetBattlecry: If you control a Secret, deal 3 damage.
"Magus Medivh sir, I've brought the flaming balloons, as you requested." |
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Netherspite HistorianBattlecry: If you're holding a Dragon, Discover
She can tell you all about the history of people not STANDING IN THE GREEN BEAM! |
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Pompous ThespianTaunt
Alas poor Annoy-o-Tron! A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy! |
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Spirit ClawsHas +2 Attack while you
They'll be MUCH easier to use once they add the spirit<i>thumb</i>. |
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Arcane AnomalyAfter you cast a spell, give this minion +1 Health.
He used to get work as a Spatial Anomaly, but he got tired of having his polarity reversed. |
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Babbling BookBattlecry: Add a random Mage spell to your hand.
His idol is the Green Hills of Stranglethorn, and he won't shut up about it. |
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Enchanted Raven
Once upon a midnight restive, Medivh pondered, feeling festive! |
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Malchezaar's ImpWhenever you discard a card, draw a card.
Malchezaar used to have an imp named Dobby working for him, but there was a tragic accident. |
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Runic EggDeathrattle: Draw a card.
Oh man! Runic omelettes are the best! |
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SwashburglarBattlecry: Add a random card from another class to your hand.
Was almost named "Swashb-AAAARRHHH-gler" |