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I dub you Sir Loin of Beef!

Magi of the Kirin Tor were casting Cubes of Cold for many years before Cones came into fashion some 90 years ago.

What's the difference between a mage playing with Counterspell and a mage who isn't? The mage who isn't is getting Pyroblasted in the face.

Our ballista operator is effective, but not picky.

This is not just a favor, but a divine one, like helping someone move a couch with a fold out bed!

Drek'thar can't see, but he can <i>see</i>. You know what I mean? It's ok if you don't.

Spirit wolves are like regular wolves with pom-poms.

When all else fails, nothing beats a swift whack upside the head.

This is Rank 1. Rank 2 is Chocolate Milk Barrier.

Ice is nice, and will suffice!

It's like an ocean of liquid magma in your mouth!

An umbrella won't be effective, I'm afraid.

Druids call it the "Mark of Nature." Everyone else calls it "needing a bath."

"You go first." - Krush'gor the Behemoth, to his pet boar.

Generally demons are pretty obvious and you don’t need a spell to sense them.

You can rationalize it all you want, it's still a mean thing to do.

"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.

While it's fun to intercept enemy lightning bolts, a spellbender much prefers to intercept opposing Marks of the Wild. It just feels meaner. And blood elves... well, they're a little mean.

You must read the name of this card out loud each time you play it.

Rumor has it that Deathwing brought about the Cataclysm after losing a game to this card. We may never know the truth.

He trained when he was younger to be an acolyte of joy, but things didn’t work out like he thought they would.

WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

The Aldor hate two things: the Scryers and smooth jazz.

Having Arcane golems at home really classes up the place, and as a bonus they are great conversation pieces.

The Blood Knights get their holy powers from the Sunwell, which you should NOT bathe in.

They can see the future. In that future both players draw more cards. Spoooky.

The Coldlight murlocs reside in the darkest pits of the Abyssal Depths. So no, there's no getting away from murlocs.

Laying siege isn't fun for anyone. It's not even all that effective, now that everyone has a flying mount.

He can see really far, and he doesn't use a telescope like those filthy pirates.

He led the Stonemasons in the reconstruction of Stormwind, and when the nobles refused to pay, he founded the Defias Brotherhood to, well, <i>deconstruct</i> Stormwind.

The Sholazar Basin is home to a lot of really horrible things. If you're going to visit, wear bug spray. And plate armor.

Yes, he'll fight for you. BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.

'Flesheating' is an unfair name. It's just that there's not really much else for him to eat.

He used to work as an accountant before he tried his hand at Berserkering.

"Overheat threshold exceeded. System failure. Wheat clog in port two. Shutting down."

She would enjoy the job a lot more if she just could get the imps to QUIT BITING HER.

He claims it is an old war wound, but we think he just cut himself shaving.

Their wings are silent but their screech is... whatever the opposite of silent is.

Stranglethorn is a beautiful place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

King Mukla wanders Jaguero Isle, searching for love.

The Kirin Tor reside in the floating city of Dalaran. How do you make a Dalaran float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of Dalaran.

Spawn of the Light? Or Pawn of the Lights?

It is said that some shaman can say "Floatin' totem" 10 times, fast.

Do Murlocs ever get tired of making the same old sound? Nope! Mrglglrglglglglglglgl!

"Does anyone have some extra Boar Pelts?"

If he's raging now, just wait until he gets nerfed.

Never wash your whites with a Scarlet Crusader.

The agents of SI:7 are responsible for Stormwind's covert activities. Their duties include espionage, assassination, and throwing surprise birthday parties for the royal family.

When he saves enough plunder, he's going to commission an enormous captain's hat. He has hat envy.

Tauren Warrior: Champion of Mulgore, Slayer of Quilboar, Rider of Thunderbluff Elevators.

He's stationed in the Hellfire Peninsula, but he's hoping for a reassignment closer to Orgrimmar, or really anywhere the ground is less on fire.

Tinkmaster Overspark nearly lost his Tinker's license after the Great Ironforge Squirrel Stampede of '09.

Unlike bound elementals, Unbound ones really enjoy a night on the town.

If you put this into your deck, you WILL lose the trust of your other minions.

Yo, that's a nice axe.

It was just a flesh wound.

"You won't like me when I'm angry."

Everyone has a price. Gnomes, for example, can be persuaded by stuffed animals and small amounts of chocolate.

"Look, it's not just about waving daggers around really fast. It's a lot more complicated than that." - Shan, Rogue Trainer

"Shout! Shout! Let it all out!" - Advice to warriors-in-training

Demonfire is like regular fire except for IT NEVER STOPS BURNING HELLLPPP

We are all special unique snowflakes... with 1 Health.

There is a high cost to Eviscerating your opponent. You might tweak your elbow! That really hurts!

It traps your food AND cooks it for you!

"Dang, that's cold." - appropriate response to Freezing Trap, or a mean joke.

Sometimes it's as simple as putting on a fake mustache and pointing at someone else.

Never look a panther in the eye. Or is it 'Always look a panther in the eye'? Well, it's one of those.

Minion get ANGRY. Minion SMASH!

If a bright light shines on a priest in Shadowform… do they cast a shadow?

Why did it have to be snakes?

A great sniper hits the spot. Just like a delicious flank of boar. Mmmmm.

"What do you get when you cast Thoughtsteal on an Orc? Nothing!" - Tauren joke

The talk around the Ratchet Inn is that this card is too good and should be a Legendary.

If an Amani berserker asks "Joo lookin' at me?!", the correct response is "Nah, mon".

Why do its eyes seem to follow you as you walk by?

"I'm not saying you can dodge fireballs. I'm saying with this shield, you won't have to."

She accepts guild funds for repairs!

He's in charge of the Annual Scarlet Monastery Blood Drive!

"I only plunder on days that end in 'y'."

"You'll <i>love</i> my new recipe!" he says... especially if you're not happy with your current number of limbs.

"I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday." - Cruel Taskmaster

He stole the deed to town years ago, so technically the town <i>is</i> his. He just calls people Scrub to be mean.

We are pretty excited about the upcoming release of Dire Wolf Beta, just repost this sign for a chance at a key.

He's almost been right so many times. He was <i>sure</i> it was coming during the Cataclysm.

Adorable. Immune to Magic. Doesn't pee on the rug. The perfect pet!

Ambitious Knife Jugglers sometimes graduate to Bomb Jugglers. They never last long enough to make it onto a card though.

It isn't clear if people ignore the Lightwell, or if it is just invisible.

Always roll need.

Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.

He's not really all that crazy, he is just not as careful with explosives as he should be.

She’s trying to kick the habit, but still takes some mana whenever she has a stressful day.

They come out at night to eat leftover mana crystals. "Mmmmmm," they say.

He's currently trying to craft a "flail-axe", but all the other swordsmiths say it can't be done.

"I'm gonna light you up, sweetcheeks!"

Nat Pagle, Azeroth's premier fisherman! He invented the Auto-Angler 3000, the Extendo-Pole 3000, and the Lure-o-matic 2099 (still in testing).

He’s not really that patient. It just takes a while for someone to walk by that he can actually reach.

She's quite jealous of the Gallon-Sized Summoner.

Hyenas prefer the bones of kodos or windserpents, but they'll eat pretty much anything. Even Brussels sprouts.

She carries a shield, but only so she can give it to someone she can stand behind.

BOOM BABY BOOM! BAD IS GOOD! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!