Explosive SheepDeathrattle: Deal 2 damage to all minions.
How is this supposed to work? Your enemies think, "<i>Hey!</i> Cute sheep!" and run over to cuddle it? |
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Gilblin StalkerStealth
"Shhh, I think I hear something." "Ah, it's probably nothing." - Every Henchman |
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Goblin Auto-BarberBattlecry: Give your weapon +1 Attack.
This guy is excellent at adjusting your haircut and/or height. |
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Micro MachineAt the start of each turn, gain +1 Attack.
This card is the real thing. |
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One-eyed CheatWhenever you summon a Pirate, gain Stealth.
When pirates say there is no "Eye" in "team," they are very literal about it. |
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Puddlestomper
He pays homage to Morgl, the great murloc oracle! (Who doesn't??) |
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Queen of PainLifesteal
Her sister is the Queen of Pane who sells windows and shower doors. |
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RecombobulatorBattlecry: Transform a friendly minion into a random minion with the same Cost.
For when you didn’t combobulate quite right the first time around. |
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ShadowboxerWhenever a minion is healed, deal 1 damage to a random enemy.
Punching is its primary function. Also, its secondary function. |
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Shielded MinibotDivine Shield
He chooses to believe what he is programmed to believe! |
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Ship's CannonAfter you summon a
If you hear someone yell, "Cannonball!" you're about to get wet. Or crushed. |
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ShrinkmeisterBattlecry: Give a minion -3 Attack this turn.
After the debacle of the Gnomish World Enlarger, gnomes are wary of size-changing inventions. |
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SnowchuggerFreeze any character damaged by this minion.
Do the slow chant when he waddles by: "Chug! Chug! Chug!" |
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Steamwheedle SniperYour Hero Power can target minions.
Goblins seldom have the patience for sniping. Most prefer lobbing explosives. |
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Stonesplinter TroggWhenever your opponent casts a spell, gain +1 Attack.
The only thing worse than smelling troggs is listening to their poetry. |
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Vitality TotemAt the end of your turn, restore 4 Health to your hero.
You can usually find these at the totemist's market on Saturdays. |
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Whirling Zap-o-maticWindfury
If you pay a little extra, you can get it in "candy-apple red." |
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Light of the NaaruRestore 3 Health. If the target is still damaged, summon a Lightwarden.
"Light it up!" - Command given to both Lightwardens and Goblins holding Flamecannons. |
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Clockwork GnomeDeathrattle: Add a Spare Part card to your hand.
Clockwork gnomes are always asking what time it is. |
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CogmasterHas +2 Attack while you have a Mech.
After a while, you don't see the cogs and sprockets. All you see is a robot, a spider tank, a deathray... |
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ShadowbomberBattlecry: Deal 3 damage to each hero.
Shadowbomber does her job, but she's kind of phoning it in at this point. |
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WarbotHas +1 Attack while damaged.
Mass production of warbots was halted when it was discovered that they were accidentally being produced at "sample size." |
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Target DummyTaunt
The engineering equivalent of a "Kick Me" sticker. |