Hearthpwn

4 year Hearthstone player. Learned it from Trump shaman totem deck videos. Decided to download it. Mostly didnt spend money. And spent countless dust watching videos, being amazed and just losing. A lot of things changed since 4 years. My playstyle, my cards, my enemies. Even my reason to play. But one thing, since it came neevr changed and it never will.

My favourite card.  EVER.

 

This card E A T S the pieces of garbage that play this game only to win, the jade idol chumps.

The inner fire OTK chumps which I have battled for 4 years now.  

Since 2014 to 2016 I have never played priest. Not once for 2 damn years. You know why, because in 2014 all there ever was this double hp double hp then inner fire and BAM you is dead. It was the cheapest thing ever. I hated it so much, I didnt wanna play against other players to not make them feel the hate I feel. 

Do you know how much you hate something, that you dont wanna do it to others even if that will make you win a prize?

But on 2016 I started playing because lets be honest Cthun Priest was too dope man.

This card is truly a legend. A ''SCREW YOU'' to all the cheap, bs, garbage win methods.

Jade idol BAM ma boi geist just eat all of yo 20 copies in your little deck sorry not sorry.  You were gonna inner fire OTK? BAM not today just ate yo ;)

Just how much decks can this card ''neutralize''.

Evolve, inner fire, jade idol.  

Just think for a moment your enemy didnt play his quest till like turn 6. BAM.

Some people never quit the smorc, some the memes, some the OTKs. Me? I never quit the geist. And I never will. Geist goes wild? I will play wild all day long 

BYE EVOLVE.

BYE INNER FIRE.

BYE JADE IDOL.

BYE QUESTS.

BYE 1 MANA.

 

 Edited on 28.06.2023 to change the ''bad'' words. Damn, I remember writing this hahaha. 4 years later, still favourite card every baby.