Patches the Pirate
After you play a Pirate,
summon this minion
from your deck.
Описание
What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
Card Sounds
This is the first (and only) card I disenchanted from a nerf since I've been playing the game (since closed beta!).
That Charge was damn cancerous, but at the same time....Patches just ain't Patches without it. :(
Corridor Creeper is a safe dust too
lul
Not with a bang, but a YAHARR.
All though, he now yells yaharr, instead of the usual. It still haunts me, I hear it all the time. The yelling, the music, the disguisting sounding bubbles. All of it. The haunting sound of "I'm in charge now!".
I'm scared..
Patches the Pirate that "Patched" for 1600 Dust
Battlecry: Gain 1600 Dust.
Ah. You won't be missed you pirate c**t ;)
"IM IN CHARGE ooh wait um I mean YARR!"
It's great that it was nerfed, but any hope of my favorite deck (water rogue) returning to the meta has just been crushed. Rip both warleader and patches.
Patches the patched, what legendary shall I turn you into?
Why not one of those Legendary weapons? Kingsbane is really fun.
Sweet justice.
I have never been happier to see something nerfed.
I not charge now!
YOU'RE DEAD NOW!!!
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT HEARTHSTONE NOW!!!! YOU FUUUUCKINNNG STUUUPIIID BAAAASTAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!
*Jams axe into Patches skull*
Aaah.... So satisfying...
Hey Remus. Why are there newspapers everywhere? You have a dog? A Hound perhaps?
No Dr_Scaphandre.
Dr_Scaphandre: Is that a raincoat?
Yes it is!
I'M DUST NOW!
And he still a Legendary?! A minion with 1/1 stat is a zero mana minion in HS.