Hearthpwn

THREAT LEVEL: 5! Which doesn't actually sound that bad to be honest.

That's so Algalon, it’s the future he can see.

Make sure it's smaller than your other lightspawns for the best fill lighting.

When you wake up on the all 3 wrong sides of the bed.

Call it lazy all you want, but it does have two more cards than you.

How long can this go on? For 6 years at least!

Doesn't see your name on the list. Also doesn't know how to read the names on the list.

"There's no hog in team... ANYMORE! I QUIT!"

Mere devilsaurs no longer excite him. Soon he'll be trying to catch Onyxia with only a dull Krol Blade.

"Bullseye… I think."

You handle the water spells. It's got the earth, wind, and fire covered.

You would not believe your eyes If ten million kobold guys Lit up the world to this ogre beat

It's certainly... creative.

"Pfffft…. You look RIDICULOUS! And I haven't even drawn the mustache yet!"

Well it's either a dragon or a dinosaur - chalk it up to art style.

Has some grievances it just can't wait to air out.

Huh-huh-huh Hearthstone!

She once bought a 1of1 Golden Skull of Gul'dan written entirely in Thalassian for 2,000,000 Gold.

He has disco fever! :D Because of the disco plague. :(

The Faceless Ones are servants of Yogg-Saron, and they feed on fear. Right now they are feeding on our fear of you realizing we copied this flavor text.

"The Twisting Nether is singing to me… WHAT IS THAT MELODY!?"

We were told that "Dag-Nabbin' Dang-Blastin' Rootin'-Tootin' High-Falutin' Elemental" was too long.

Still mad about not being let into the spiders' sewing club.

You wouldn’t think that Argus would need this much defending. But it does.

Not as sweet as the Dessert Nestmatron, but still just as refreshing!

Did you really need a whole giant mecha-suit just for one bundle of dynamite?

If you do not receive his rose, you will have to pack your bags and leave Ulduar immediately.

An IMP-ortant card to Forge.

*Thunk* "That wasn’t a dragon!" *Thunk* "THAT wasn’t a dragon!"

"Yarrrr" is a pirate word that means "Greetings, milord."

"I HATE that nickname. Call me Drilliam!"

"This next band features the one and only M.C. Tech on the drums, the fungal king of the keyboard Loatheb, and the showstopping vocal chops of Spellbreaker!"

"After that gig in Hamlin went south, I swore off rats."

But they were all of them deceived, for another Eredar was made.

What’s worse? Seeing the spider, or NOT seeing the spider, but knowing it’s somewhere in your deck?

Ha ha HAAAH huHAH!

He's not that bad if you don't die turn 4.

Free!? But it costs Mana!

This girl is such a boss.

"HAHAhehehe. Hahaha he." -Me when I'm making toys

From the same people who brought you <b>Choose One</b>, and <b>Choose Twice</b>, comes the exciting prequel: <b>Choose NEITHER</b>!

Believe it or not, this is Tram Conductor Gerry's Gyreworm. But is it pronounced Gerry's Gyreworm, Gerry's Gyreworm, Gerry's Gyreworm, or Gerry's Gyreworm?

I'd be mad too if you called me a 'buzzkill'.

Soup's on!

You know someone's cool when their name sounds like a font.

Hedanis has won over the hearts and minds of millions of fans all over Azeroth! Shadow magic had nothing to do with it - not that you asked or anything.

Named after the first thing Odyn said after landing a sick kickflip.

She’s more of a rat burglar.

ETERNAL flame? He has 4 health?!

He's just standing there... menacingly!

This is why you don't eat watermelon seeds.

Guitar? Nah, she plays percussion.

The only bug that was intentional.

"Armor and heals may slow my zeal, but fel and glaives excite me!"

Give her a hand, everybody! Or maybe 4!

When a Lab Patron fails out of school, they become a Grim Patron.

In a pinch, he'll also settle for Holy Water: Zero.

Home is where the disfigured, rotten heart is.

Theme park? Tropical island? Fiery pit of despair? We've got something for everyone.

"Sorry, we're all out of Mediums. All we've got left are Gnome, Extra Large, and Annihilan."

I like my brain unbent, thanks.

Also functions as the town dentist.

How long can this go on? Apparently even in death.

NESTING GOLEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!! Eh… It just doesn't feel the same.

She remembers Alterac Valley like it was 833 days ago.

"Obsessed? No! I'm just really really really really really really really really really really into E.T.C.'s music and everything he says, does, thinks, lives, and breathes!"

Doesn't know his ride from his left.

I was born with 1-Health and paper skin.

The drip on this elemental is straight fire!

Somebody called animal control once. It didn't work out very well for anybody.

All around the arid badlands The Outlaws chased the Townsfolk Gerry had a train full of sludge POP! goes the sludge train

"I'm down here, fixin' all the Gnomish tech that breaks down mid-set while that buffoon Fizzle is up there taking pictures of the sky. YOU tell ME who's the better engineer!"

Flavor fail! Demolition Renovator did it FIRST!

The difference between a pyrotechnician and a pyromaniac is a paycheck.

Screaming loudly will not reduce the cost of non-demonic goods.

What good is a researcher if they're just gunna keep it all a secret?

It's a car! *Whomp whomp whomp* It's a robot! *Whomp whom-CRUNCH* It's… three.. smaller robots!

Shadowstep to the left! Double jump to the right! Class cross!

Rowdy, partner!

Books on how to flip the Auction House are down that way.

Hmm, glyph gauge is running low. Better fill up at the next town.

This art HURT ME!!!

Talk to the hand.

Sen'jin Village is nice, if you like trolls and dust.

Is that Sheriff Barrelbrim, owner of the Badlands Barrelbuilding?

Anyone want some CHEEEEEESE?

They don't sweat, breathe or need lit candles... what more could you ask?

You delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the Badlands: Rush and Taunt.

This oil is absolutely essential to your gameplan.

Water you dancing to?

Just like in Hoofloose.

Mortal enemy of Cactus Cutter.

After his work at Boomsday Labs, he's taken what Dr. Boom taught him and applied it to the most important inventions of all - TOYS!!!

I, too, am a king at playing Heart Stone.

"And then I uh... I curse them with... uh... OH! I got it! They have to speak in rhymes or they turn into a crab!"

He's a big fan of Control Death Knight live streams.

A natural born leader. And an unnatural reborn leader.

He might be lost, but he knows where you can find these hands.

The introduction of professions was devastating for kodo populations.

The sheervalue of this card is undeniable.