Hearthpwn

Good early defense for Big Warrior as it doesnt get pulled by Dimensional Ripper or Commencement if not drawn.

seems like a ineffectual roadblock, 2 attack simply isn't good enough even its on two bodies

one fewer froggo from Rain of Toads, but less than half price!

Seems far better for Warrior than it does for Paladin.

Looks good for recruit paladin, if it is still a thing

A good follow-up to Ceremonial Maul.

I believe a dormant minion does not actually count as a minion. So playing Imprisoned Celestial on 3 just got a lot more consistent. You won't have to worry about being hopelessly behind if you can follow it up with this card and try to turn the game around on turn 5.

"How long can this go on"

This will make NZOTH DECKS INSANE

How? They are nither "race" minions, nor deathrattle minions.

It will probably have no minion type.

i wish hearthstone had way more tribes as mtg has though.

Are they serious there? 

4 mana 4/8 taunt in 2 bodies?

ill take that