Hearthpwn

With all the goodies secret mage has gotten, I think this could safely go down to "Costs (1) less for each Secret you've played this game." and still be viable.

The value is kind of crazy when the Mage plays three secrets and this girl for free.

If she's so late maybe she should take a pregnancy test

She's so cute. I can't stand it.

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IT'S A TRAP! Tentacles are male species' thing.

Un'goro brought new life into our delivery girl, she's awesome in the new Secret mage.

Her sweet, sweet voice doesn't hurt either

Is that a reference to the Late for School anime trope?

I don't see toast in her mouth, so probably not.

nah it's alice in wonderland

Aww she's so adorable. I have a weakness for our lovable Draenei aliens. Not to mention I love the fact that glowing red eyes are part of the Kabal's uniform, yet do nothing but are cosmetic.

can anyone tell me what race/species the kabal crystal runner is?

http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Draenei

Blizz missed the chance for some Breaking Bad references here, should have put some kind of reference to 96.2% purity in the flavor text.  

Not as good as people think. Mage secrets are generally not very good and with Mad Scientist being a wild card, you can't justify running them in any Mage deck that isn't freeze.

You have to play 2 secrets for it to have very good value, a 4 mana 5/5 isn't insane as everybody seems to think. 1 attack off Chillwind Yeti stats.

Even if you get the reduction to 2 mana, at that point a 5/5 for 2 after sacrificing tempo and board presence is just bad. You would've have had to play 2 secrets turn 3 and 4 or 2 secrets turn 2 and 3 with the coin. Playing secrets back to back in itself is slow.

The dream set up for this card is to play 2 Kabal Lackeys turn 1 with 2 secrets and then to top deck Kabal Crystal Runner. This would have 2 2/1 and 1 5/5 with 2 secrets in play. But even with this play, you've just depleted your whole hand as a Mage.

The reason Thing from Below was played because you would still play your standard Shaman cards without having to play abnormally. The Thing from Below would be just a huge plus for playing normally. With Kabal Crystal Runner, you have to play in a way which is sub optimal for what is even a worse card because Thing from Below has taunt.

incoming secret tempo mage 

Despite ppl crying for broken card, this is not! the best case scenario is u play it turn 4, after playing a secret on turn 3. This is a strong tempo play indeed, but that's it! if u wanna play this for free u have to play 3 secrets! 3! it means that u play it for free at turn 6 in the best case... what kind of benefit could u take from this?  It doesn't even have any "special" effect like (broken) Thing from Below, who sh*ts twice on this! Would have been different with a "spell power+1" for example. Surely it's a good card but seems not that great comparing to other already existing...

Im not crying about it, I like it...but it has way more potential than what you think...

You can play a secret turn 1 with Kabal Lackey, second turn coin and Kirin Tor Mage for another free secret, 3d turn you have this up and still 1 extra mana for another Kabal Lackey maybe...

This card is officially my best girl in this game.