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Wilfred Fizzlebang: But I'm in charge here! *dies*
Patches the Pirate: I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
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It will be a completely different game.
....until they introduce new and even more cancerous cards.
This was the first legendary I disenchanted when starting this game. This is why I play control decks and paly murloc because I am too salty to recraft it. :/
Two expansions later and I still hate this fucker
Stop playing aggro you fucking cunt
tell us how you really feel
I don't think she likes aggro decks
I need to learn how to play this card better. In half the games I play I draw him in my opening hand. Any suggestions?
Git gud
Well, that means you have shit luck FeelsBadMan.
This might be the worst flavor text ever...
Is Patches a guaranteed card? Got it from a first pack, like C'thun.
You just got lucky
is it good to craft patches after the nerf hit and aggro decks become less viable ?
First craft. Safe craft.
"Me am a pirate , All player underestimate me cuz "lol 1 damage nuthing" but with the help of ma pirate friendz I be bursty , Me go for dat face shit , Me once lived till turn 30 and saw my beloved friend garrosh get killed ... Me promise to never lose and get the kill till turn 5 , TURN 5 LETHAL ! me be your death , me be ... Patches"
Stolen from Roonex92
"Dust it! 14.2%"
Of course I did. Would rather face a shotgun barrel than play cards like these. We make the game better in a joint effort.