Hearthpwn

Best beard and moustache I have ever seen.

I think this is going to be the go to tech card of this expansion. Previously patron only really flooded the board effectively, now many more classes have the option to do it mainly thanks to new inspire cards. 

Ive had had some success with it against the new token paladin and totem shaman decks. 

this card is completely retarted. Every time its played against me it takes my strongest minion. Playing a game right now, he plays ragnaros, i play faceless it, THEN HE FIRKKIN TOP DECKMIND CONTROL TECHS IT OUT OF HIS BUTT 

Retarded*

Every time I face this minion, it takes the left-most minion. Not sure if that's coincidence or a glitch...

Play with Hungry Dragon if your opponent keeps playing only 3 minions!

No card makes people ragequit as bad as this one. Sure, sometimes you steal a random recruit, but the games in which you steal their Sylvanas...

I had to create an account for this damn card.   I could of sworn during a few games that when I stole a minion it was not able to attack that turn, then during another game my opponent stole one of my minions and attacked with it.  Any idea how or why this might have happened?

At its best when your opponent has exactly 4 minions on board, but solid in pretty much every situation. Almost a guaranteed one-of in this season's midrange and control decks, and perhaps next season's decks as well.

Thank you tourneys now not only 90% of my games are against mech mages in ranked but I also have to play around this piece of garbage.

Just make sure to pay attention to what you steal. Just had a mage steal my Auchenai Soulpriest before he dropped Antique Healbot, pretty funny little health swing there.

Has decent 3 value, comparable to almost all other 3s, AND a great effect to boot. Sure, you could wind up taking a 1/1, but thats a body that you now have and your enemy does not.

And with so many cheap Mechs ready to recklessly flood the board in the GvG meta, I think Mind Control Tech is going to get so much value more often than not, right?

Too gimmicky. I understand the effect is random but in the two times I faced it, it took my Stormwind Champion and Sunwalker.

so goot