I was trying to come up with some better rhymes, but this is what I have so far:
(Sung to"One Night in Bangkok" by Chess)
Karazhan, medieval setting And the castle don't know that the castle is getting The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but King Anduin
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute Since the Medivh's little board had the chess boys in it All change ,don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue It's Northrend or the Broken Isles or Draneor or, or this place!
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free You'll find a boss in every darkened corner And if you're lucky then the boss's a she I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One raid's very like another When your head's down over your pieces, brother It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a hassle To be looking at the board, not looking at the castle
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking dungeon Tea, girls, warm and sweet Some are set up in the Varian Wrynn suite
Get stunned! You're talking to a hero Whose every move's an insant deathblow I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Karazhan and the tough groups tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel Malchezaar walking next to me
Medivh's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a Muddy old wizard or reclining druid And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see your groups rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you So you better go back to your rooms Your operas, your fancy parlors
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free You'll find a boss in every darkened corner And if you're lucky then the boss's a she I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy
Karazhan, medieval setting And the castle don't know that the castle is getting The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but King Anduin
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute Since the Medivh's little board had the chess boys in it All change ,don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue It's Northrend or the Broken Isles or Draneor or, or this place!
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free You'll find a boss in every darkened corner And if you're lucky then the boss's a she I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One raid's very like another When your head's down over your pieces, brother It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a hassle To be looking at the board, not looking at the castle
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking dungeon Tea, girls, warm and sweet Some are set up in the Varian Wrynn suite
Get stunned! You're talking to a hero Whose every move's an insant deathblow I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Karazhan and the tough groups tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel Malchezaar walking next to me
Medivh's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a Muddy old wizard or reclining druid And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see your groups rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you So you better go back to your rooms Your operas, your fancy parlors
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free You'll find a boss in every darkened corner And if you're lucky then the boss's a she I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy
How is it bad to have another card to give some consistency to the Shadow Priest kit? We've seen how powerful Auchenai Soulpriest can be on her own. Having a duplicate effect should make things like a 5 pt Flash Heal to someone's face far more likely to happen and actually make any "+ Spell Damage" effects actually useful in that manner.
Just from playing this, it seems like the Water Elemental gets you out of more bad situations than Piloted Shredder. Also, just a strange note, people will Silence the Shredder all the time, but seem to ignore the Elemental. Just my observation.
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Yeah, this enables all sorts of combos and the like. There's a reason that Donate (similar card in MTG) type effects are few and far between.
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The wording on this card is terrible. Should say "Gain Attack and Health equal to your weapon's Attack and Durability."
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This guy looks like he and Barnes will be best friends! :)
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Raza looks like they'll be amazing, frankly.
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This seems like it would work pretty well with Secret Paladin type stuff.
Use Small-Time Recruits to get Secretkeeper and Selfless Hero
Use this and Grimestreet Outfitter to buff those guys and Mysterious Challenger
Use Getaway Kodo, Competitive Spirit and Noble Sacrifice as your secrets
Throw a few midrange minions like Keeper of Uldaman in there
Profit?
--Jed
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Living the Dream:
Turn 1: Mana Wyrm
Turn 2: Coin Brann, attack for 2
Turn 3: Kirin Tor Mage, making 2 Secrets free (Ice Block and Spellbender, as they're the least likely to go off?), cast them both, Attack for 6
Turn 4: 2x Medivh's Valet at your opponent's face for 12, attack for the last 10 (4 from Kirin Tor, 2 from Brann, 4 from Mana Wyrm)
So, I'm sure that'll be fun! :)
--Jed
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I was trying to come up with some better rhymes, but this is what I have so far:
Karazhan, medieval setting
And the castle don't know that the castle is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but King Anduin
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Medivh's little board had the chess boys in it
All change ,don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Northrend or the Broken Isles or Draneor or, or this place!
There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free
You'll find a boss in every darkened corner
And if you're lucky then the boss's a she
I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One raid's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a hassle
To be looking at the board, not looking at the castle
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Varian Wrynn suite
Get stunned! You're talking to a hero
Whose every move's an insant deathblow
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Karazhan and the tough groups tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel Malchezaar walking next to me
Medivh's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old wizard or reclining druid
And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your rooms
Your operas, your fancy parlors
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster
There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free
You'll find a boss in every darkened corner
And if you're lucky then the boss's a she
I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
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(Sung to"One Night in Bangkok" by Chess)
Karazhan, medieval setting
And the castle don't know that the castle is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but King Anduin
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Medivh's little board had the chess boys in it
All change ,don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Northrend or the Broken Isles or Draneor or, or this place!
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster
There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free
You'll find a boss in every darkened corner
And if you're lucky then the boss's a she
I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One raid's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a hassle
To be looking at the board, not looking at the castle
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking dungeon
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Varian Wrynn suite
Get stunned! You're talking to a hero
Whose every move's an insant deathblow
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Karazhan and the tough groups tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel Malchezaar walking next to me
Medivh's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old wizard or reclining druid
And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see your groups rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your rooms
Your operas, your fancy parlors
One night in Karazhan and the world's your oyster
There's banquets and operas but the food ain't free
You'll find a boss in every darkened corner
And if you're lucky then the boss's a she
I can feel Moroes sliding up to me
One night in Karazhan makes a 10-man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
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The real question is... how do you pronounce that?
Hoo-hoo-ran? Huh-oo-rawn? Something else?
--Jed
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How is it bad to have another card to give some consistency to the Shadow Priest kit? We've seen how powerful Auchenai Soulpriest can be on her own. Having a duplicate effect should make things like a 5 pt Flash Heal to someone's face far more likely to happen and actually make any "+ Spell Damage" effects actually useful in that manner.
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What Jswizzle51 said. As soon as you can actually play this card, Spider Tank will be in Wild only.
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I really wish this card was called Convalescence. Forbidden Healing just sounds like a weird contradiction in terms.
--Jed
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Spider Tank, meet your replacement. Here's your pink slip. Goodbye!
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Brann, meet the Beckoner.
Beckoner, meet Brann Bronzebeard.
Both of you, meet C'Thun!
FTAGHN!
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Just from playing this, it seems like the Water Elemental gets you out of more bad situations than Piloted Shredder. Also, just a strange note, people will Silence the Shredder all the time, but seem to ignore the Elemental. Just my observation.