Hearthpwn

just lost 20 games in a row to some of the stupidest fucking decks imaginable - murloc paladin, mill rogue, etc. Fucking on the borderline of just going full pirate and raping everybody. Can anyone give me decks which can get me one fucking win?

Those are fine decks though, people climb to legend with both of them.

Go to your collection and slap 30 random cards into a deck. You'll get one win. Your opponent is bound to disconnect eventually.

Also, http://www.hearthpwn.com/forums/hearthstone-general/general-discussion/28947-group-therapy-need-to-blow-off-steam-mega-salty , but I see you've already posted there too and now waste everyone's time with a separate post too.

Also, I don't think I could lose 20 games in a row if I tried. Might wanna improve your game a bit.

I made my own deck and made it to rank 9 a few days ago.  Perhaps it is you.  N'Zoth decks are pretty strong in Wild.

Went from rank 11 to rank 5 easily with this deck 

Just play Shaman mate

If you want to play pirate and get quick wins but don't want to be subject to constant BM, receive rage friend requests, or reveal that your IQ is below 40, try pirate rogue. I've got a weapon buff deck that's carried me to 5 two seasons in a row and got me 5 wins away from legend. It's fast enough that if you get a shit start, your pain will be over soon.

Play shaman with 28 random class cards + 2 x Crackle and you probably get 90% win rate vs all classes aside from shaman.

#fairmeta