Hearthpwn

Garrosh when he attacks: "Rexxar! Oh, gay!"

I got another one " Warm your frozen boobs by the fire " guess who it is ;)

Play: "The brotherhood shall café!"

Attack: "Laptops! All of you!"

Ysera: "I can bring you breast".

Wait, Gallywix doesn't say "where's my cat"?

Healbot; I always think he's saying 'Back from me jerking!'

Armorsmith:  "I'ma major fit"  (side note she sounds like an orc but looks like a  human)

Rexxar: "I hunt a loan"

SI 7 Agent: "Disguised Toast" classic

Trade Prince: several similar versions but "Where's Mike Catt" (any rugby fans out there?) or "Where's Mike at" Or "Where's my cat" 

Theres probably more but i can't think of them at the moment

Edit: Oh Healbot: "back from the Junk Keep" maybe he just lives in a really bad castle

Voidcaller: From the void I cum

Kappa

When a rogue says hello - I hear her orgasm.

New cards, new mishearings!

From TGT so far:

Ram Wrangler: "The beasts, oh baby."

Boneguard Lieutenant: "Free things from beyond the grave."

Wolfrider " ready to rape"

Kidnapper " i usually wear cologne"

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Al'Akir the Windlord's attack line. "Like watching incest!!"

The other one comes from either Succubus or Mistress of Pain, I forget which. "Ooh, Urine trouble now."

First time I saw it, I heard Master Swordsmith saying : «Britney Spears!»

Uther before battle: "I will fight your daughter!"

Quote from essbee jump

Voidcaller: From the void I cum

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Kappa

Thanks. Thanks a lot. I can never unhear this now..

"Swallow my jewels!" — Aldor Peacekeeper

"Follow the road" -Aldor Peacekeeper

"Armour, mages!" -Armorsmith

Kvaldir Raider I ENJOY READING!

(no offense implied)

abusive sergeant: get in there and fight faggot!

Shattered Sun Cleric: Tush forward!