Why do people still have to be rude and emote like a fucking twat in this game? Do you want me to own you with a netdeck? Be glad that I ain't using a tier 1 deck in casual assholes, or you guys won't have a chance.
Spiteful summoner is fair right? Like how brainless is blizz to not see how that can be abused at all. Give players any broken card and it’s going to get violated like a necrophiliac in a morgue
How is it abused? You have to purposefully alter a large portion of your deck to make it consistently work (i.e. by not including many low cost spells, if any at all). In my eyes the card is almost on par as how Reno requires you to make many highlander choices during deck building.
I was so salty at the Mind Blast priest in the tavern brawl that I made a warrior deck with lots of armor gain specifically to counter them. I am farming every priest that I see now. Ez gold
I don't see too many priests, myself - but I do find that they go off for 60 damage ~T3-4, so I need to be on the play against them to land a Doomed Apprentice, though hopefully the inclusion of a doomsayer will help for tempo purposes (and then you just die before you can land hate sometimes anyway!). Seems tricksy to get that much armour that fast, though! I tend to go off on T5-8, and die to armour gain (I usually deal 28 damage from 8 or nine cards, though Thalnos can push up the damage and down the number of cards - a lot of my games lost are because I couldn't spare a ping to the dome early!), so would fail hard against you :) I tend to see a lot of minions, so my three boardwipes usually pull me through. It's interesting balancing draw, interaction and combo.
Just realized it's specifically MB priests you're seeing, which I think don't put out quite that much damage, though they tend to run IF anyway because they've got the free cycling anyway. I guess you've got taunts for those? I do well against taunt/quest warrs, because they don't armour up too much. Then they get frozen to death (same as when I played freeze, pre-wild and in wild. CWs often focussed on other than than armour gain, which let me pull the winrate up to something around 30% when teched correctly). Priests are that bit faster than me, though, as I have five pieces of interaction, and thus only 14 reflections to abuse. Plus needing 7-8 reflections or Thalnos+6 for lethal, on top of the initial lance.
When the fucking non-random matchmaking is eventually confirmed I'm going to dig back through these forums and post the username of every twat who ever posted "tinfoil hat" "impossible your loss is someone else's free win" "too difficult to program" "Blizzard has too much to lose if found out"
matchmaking is rigged as fuck based on the cards in your deck
I also hope somebody then puts together a class action suit against Blizzard for fraudulent business practices. Fucking lying pricks.
Why the fuck do Raza priests always crawl their way back from the brink of death EVERYTIME. They're like fucking pathetic insects clinging on to life with each lucky topdeck of spirit lash, GHP and Priest of the feast. What more the constant barrage of emotes after wriggling away with a few HP shy of lethal.
how is it fair to constantly reward bad play? I out play every opponent on every turn yet I'm losing almost all games. Explain that.
Simple. If you really were out playing every opponent each turn we'd be seeing you as one of the world champion picks for the finals coming up. Since you're not on there it is safe to say you aren't really playing up to the level that you claim you are and still stand in need of improving how you play.
Greetings to all the worthless cunts playing raza priest and quest mage, you're certainly making this game a better place. Also big greetings to worthless shits at Team 5 for adding Kingsbane and Cavern Shinyfinder IN THE SAME FUCKING SET. Well done you pieces of shit.
Never needed help meming, never will...rank 17 wild and after a miracle weapon rogue, I am trying a mill version. Opponent: Jade Druid. For some reason ( skill I guess), he plays both jade idols as golems.Turn 1. Coining. Ends up being fucking destroyed. Adds me. I dont think anyone has gone to such lengths to insult my mother or me in my 25 years of life.
Next game is at rank 7 standard. I run Kazakus Quest Elemental mage. First opponent: Big Priest. Turn 4 Barnes into Ysharj into Ysharj. I already have the poly, and end up drawing like a God, finding mass poly again from Kazakus to seal the win. "A recent opponet has sent you a friend request". Decline it, not wanting to deal with another hate speach. Second opponent: Cube Lock. Has already summoned both Voidlords and one Doomguard, but I am one turn before stabilising completly. Taps at 10 cards, burning Guldan ( AGAIN, BECAUSE SKILL) and concedes the following turn. He also adds me. He starts screaming about what a braindead idiot I am, how bad I played, and how a lucky cunt like me is allowed to deny him his winstreak.
Go on. Accuse Blizz for publishing OP cards. For the tremendous synergy some of them have. About the unstopable aggro, shutting down everything. I agree with those accusations, support them, and trully, trully hate what this game turned out to be.