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Getting shit RNG with card selections, getting fucked by Spirit Wolves and Undercity Huksters, not to mention the enemy drawing silence exactly when they need it but I get stuck with a Stonetusk Boar when they have a 6/7 taunt, plus mass tonnes of evolving spores + saronite chain gang = I want to kill myself

Quote from Gaze73 >>

Another great game - turn 5, 6, 7 - 3x shadow essence - Barnes, Barnes, Y'shaarj into FUCKING BARNES, odds 1 in 250. And you know what I got from lich kings the same game? 3x army of the fucking dead and anti magic shell.

Quote from PhantomStone >>

God I hate priests. 

So my dose of Fun and Interactive™ for my last 5 games. Keleseth Warrior, Keleseth Warlock, Keleseth Rogue, Keleseth Warlock, Keleseth Rogue. All had Keleseth by turn 3 max. Then i played against 4 priests in a row. 3 Machinegun priests and 1 Big.
What a wonderful meta we have here.

Quote from Soltarg >>

Goodmorning salt thread. It is sunday and was 8 am when i logged. Highlander priest with perfect curve. I managed to kill like 6 obsidian statues and 2 ysharys. Then summoned a 5/5 lich king then the 8/8 lich king then resurrected him again untill i finished my control cards.

Those who run keleseth decks and highlander priests inc asual need to be executed in a public place.Ripped apart and laughed at.

Goin out, it's better for my health.

Quote from Spritelight >>

Quote from Soltarg >>

Goodmorning salt thread. It is sunday and was 8 am when i logged. Highlander priest with perfect curve. I managed to kill like 6 obsidian statues and 2 ysharys. Then summoned a 5/5 lich king then the 8/8 lich king then resurrected him again untill i finished my control cards.

Those who run keleseth decks and highlander priests inc asual need to be executed in a public place.Ripped apart and laughed at.

Goin out, it's better for my health.

 Sounds like you played a BIG Priest and not a Highlander priest....

Wild Nzoth Warrior (me) vs Malygos Shman.. both boards full so Brawl... only minion survived - His Malygos and he had only 1 card in hand.. He plays treasure from Marin the Fox and get hand full of lighting bolts with malygos on board - 7x8 = 56dmg

Quote from PileOfCheese >>

Added to the list of people to kill; the one who designed Scavenging Hyena

 When all I needed was 1 win for my 10 gold and I would be done for the day, I got matched with a fucking piece of shit obsidian resurrecting asshole piece of fuck priest who wasted 20 minutes of my already useless god damn life, at the end it came down to fatigue but of course that BULLSHIT FUCKING HERO POWER WINS FATIGUE FUCK YOU YOU 'UNCANNY' SPAMMING BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Quote from nocontrol1111 >>

What sort of fun can possibly be derived from playing Dead Man's Hand Warrior? It's a complete waste of time whether you win or lose. I just beat a guy who emoted the whole game, made at least a million mistakes, and made me deal at least 100 dhamage to finally end the madness. It's a trash deck run by trash people who have nothing better to do than be useless fucks on the internet.

I queued into a razakus priest because 9 out of 10 games are against razakus priest. I got pretty excited when he made a terrible opening play. 

In spite of the priest making bad plays almost every turn, he still won the game. 

0 skill required.

You know the game is well designed when you have to auto surrender on turn 2 to shadowstepped Keleseth.

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I decided to fight cancer with cancer and try kele rogue. I know and I'm sorry.

Anyway, wasn't doing well so I decided to stop thinking and just brainlessly faceroll every opponent. 

I am now on a 5 game winning streak. Wat

Ranked: turn 2 vs rogue. keleseth +shadowstep. turn 3 8/8 edwin. turn 4 barnes into cobalt scalebane. It's all skills.

zoolock is back bois. face retards meta again, thank you Ben