Hearthpwn

Not sure if this is salt or not, but I just find myself being "one and done" with the Brawls lately. I remember when I used to look forward to them.

Also, I am still pissed that the new Warlock hero mandates I attend a gathering. I have never been to one, and as of now, there are none in my state. This Warlock hero is exactly what I wanted. A girl. Although I doubt it, I hope they make her purchasable at some point.

Why do people netdeck the tavern brawl?

I hate Token shamans that rely on the RNG aspect of the deck rather that the tactical side.  So fucking sick of beating the shit out of them and they top deck a fucking devolve that always seems to turn one of my minions into a doomsayer, thus wiping my board for 2 mana.  Then always topdecking dopplegangster and dropping that that with thing from below and evolving it for a total board swing with no effort or strategy.  Fuck them all and their RNG hack that never seems to backfire on them.  What the fuck is even the point of keeping their board clear when they can just pull that shit out of their ass EVERY FUCKING TIME.  

fuck razakus priest, it totally ruins wild

0-0? 3 Flamestrikes and 2 Blizzards? Check. 

4-2? Double Flamestrike a Meteor and 2 glyphs? Check.

6-2? Priest with Anduin + Raza and a bunch of other high-quality cards? Check. 

Ah well, suppose I should just be happy these drooling idiots manage to pass 3 wins for once in their life. 

Oh, Frost Lich Jaina why you gotta be like that? Got her in two Arena drafts since KotFT and both were in really bad decks - the one I am playing now is the lowest ranked of all KotFT arena decks. 

And Malfurion seems to be a connection disruptor - lost two basically won matches due to disconnects. The connection on the phone was fine... 

WTF is wrong with Arena thesedays? 

I get a 1-3 against 3 incredible decks. I don't understand how these people get amazing decks and lose 2 games with it with only having 1 win...

Mage is a class for stupid retard pussies that only know how to play secret like the scumbag that they are or freeze your balls with their mindless nova doomsayer combo and drink their retardness in a bottle while you try to break that freaking OP bullshit block that can stop a motherfucking nuclear bomb for God's sake this class is cancer.

Ofcourse some retarded decided it was a good idea to bring up retarded dragon priest. Was not abusing drakonid operative (which Blizzard admitted is OP and any retard can see that) and not playing obvious dragon shit on curve too hard?

Listen to this I make a warrior deck with 2 golakkas and 2 hungry crabs because for the past 18 games (I counted) it was only midrange hunter murloc paladin pirate warrior tempo rogue and aggro druid and after i go into ranked after making the deck its big priest Big priest BIG PRIEST BIG PRIEST like what the fuck 4 in a row come the fuck on!

I don’t understand people that play just Aggro- minion decks. How the fuck is it “fun” to just vomit out your hand and attack face. They literally just concede if the game get past turn 6. I’ve played like 10 matches today and those players literally did not interact with my cards one time.... not 1 time. It’s like playing a Bot. 0 thought, 0 skill. People that defend that crap like “there has to be competitive decks like that to balance the game” are just garbage that play those decks. For the record I don’t give a shit if I lose, because wining feels just as shitty, you don’t feel like you out played some one when they concede with 25 hp left cause they have 1 card in their hand and it’s turn 7. I really like this game, I just wish that blizzards game philosophy wasn’t to support having a 3 min card match. 

Do the cock suckers playing Raza Priest think they're good at the game?  I hope not.  Because, this just in..... the deck is brainless and plays itself.  You have NOTHING to do with it.  And you kind of have to a desperate, lonely prick to play a deck like that.

Facts.  Enjoy.

i cannot win a game, strictly because of topdeck perfect answers.  this is the most statistically improbable downswing of my entire life in any game. 

what's it gonna take to turn my luck around?  i am running horribly below EV right now. 

why does everyone get to fucking highroll but me.

doesn't fucking end.  losing every game to the total nuts.  

and here i am back to approaching 30% wr with razakus. 

jade druid that draws perfectly

evolve shaman that draws perfectly

rogue that always has keleseth shadowstep on 2

and me who only draws raza/dk in the last 5 cards.

fair and balanced.

So I decided I wanted to try a Roll the Bones, N'zoth, Xaril deathrattle deck. I played one a long time ago and it was a lot of fun so i thought I'd try it now with the addition of Roll the Bones. First 4 game...Pirate warrior that has N'zoth's first mate turn 1, then upgrade, bloodsail raider into cultist into another upgrade, zerker. I'm dead before I can play 2 deathrattle minions. Next game, big priest who gets banes turn 4 into a 1/1 statue, rezs it turn 5. turn six pulls a 5/5 Y'shaarj that then pulls the 10/10. can't kill either of them so one pulls a statue and other pulls lich king..turn 7 and I can't do a damn thing. next game is vs. zoolock that gets prince on turn 2 and just snowballs me before I can build board. 4th game is hunter that gets bearshark on turn 3, and then adapts it turn 4, and just snowballs me with beasts untill he finishes with highmane, unleash for 4 hounds, and gets the perfect 2/4 animal companion. 

If I didn't know better, I would say this game punishes those for going outside the norm to try fun decks. Yes I understand that my deck is not built for the meta and all...but that is some heavy fucking RNG for FOUR games to be against me. I just wish we could come together as a community and say "no! aggro decks are not fun to play so we are going to ban them" but I realize this will never happen (Yes I know big priest is not aggro...the RNG was just insane"

Anyway I'm done crying. This thread always helps to vent and not be judged. Gonna try a few more games before I say fuck it and go to prince rogue like everyone else..

lets include every drawing card in the game

and then never draw any of them to make sure we lose the game

coin keleseth into topdeck shadowstep

someone kill me