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Just need to say that everything Druids represent and stand for should be burning in Hell, F**k Druids! Screw Ultimate BrokeBack and burn Innervate. Damn that feels good
i dont care if i win or lose for the rest of the season ill play face warrior and go only face.
Here's hoping that somewhat like Rogue quest in Ungoro a deck immerges that can only beat Jade (ultimate) druid like zoolock and aggro hunter in the last expansion so the meta can actualy flourish. Right now , with the new druid cards , blizzard has fixed every problem jade druid previously had. First of all the meta is actualy kinda slowing down. Sure pirate warriors and "midrange" hunters are still here but so are decks like priest , handlock , control warrior and midrange paladin so jade is favored against alot of matchups. After that we come to the root of the problem , Spreading plague and ultimate infestation. Spreading plague shuts down every remotely agressive deck that tries to win the board early vs jade druid with boring and time consuming 1/5s that let him develope and gain more mana. So you either play a small amount of minions and don
t have the time to kill him or you develop and get crushed by 1/5s. The other problem we all are very aware of is ultimate infestation. Not onlyis it an incredibly powerful card but it comes out on turn 6-7 with all the ramp and innervates. Druids are not even running auctioneer anymore. You clear the biggest enemy threat get some board pressence and draw all the cards you need for the rest of the game. I really can't imagine a deck that can consistently beat that but i can always hope. Or atleast i can hope that ben brode will realise he goofed and make it an 11mana cost card so we can all live in peace.
Oh look, golden legend warrior, I wonder what he is playing in casual! Take a guess... It starts with P and ends with my computer thrown out the window.
i lost my job my wife is fucking my best friend my son is in jail for selling drugs and fking jade druids destroying the ladder thats all i wanted to say
LOST 6 MATCHES IN A ROW AFTER GETTING RANK 6 5 STARS, ALMOST AT 5 MILESTONE BUT NOOO, LOSE TO FUCKINGGGGGGGGG SHAMAN!
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Card Design ChampionJust concede, it only helps you. The more you lose, the more you get matched against bad ( aka fun ) decks and the more you actually get to play "casual".
The more you win, the more you just play against tryhards. thanks blizzard
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I literally cannot get out of fucking low ranks. I swear the fucking match maker and card draw system is rigged to make win streaks very difficult. Every fucking time I win 2 games my next 2 I get shitty card draw, all my low cost minions get buried in my deck, and I never draw polymorph or ironbeak owl. In the flip side, my opponents always draw perfect curve. Get all of their utility. And I swear to fucking got my next game after every 2 win streak is always a paladin or warlock and I cannot beat those classes for the life of me thanks to 1 or 2 stupidly annoying cards that always give them good shit. I'm literally about to play some brain-dead aggro deck just to get the fuck out of the cesspool that is the low ranks with all of the weird wonky shit that's impossible to tech against
I just cannot play arena. I am so bad at it.
I spend most of my time using Hearth Arena so that I can even make a deck of slight competence. It's bullshit. Everyone gets a bunch of OP cards, but I'm stuck with complete garbage...
Also; I run a golden Hogger in nearly every deck because it's my favourite card. Not a rant. I just love Hogger.
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So, how do I get Mana Wyrm to always start in my opening hand?
I can't remember last time I played against Mage and they didn't have it on turn 1(if they run it, that is).
FUCK JADE DRUID. FUCK QUEST MAGE. FUCK PIRATE WARRIOR. The rest is fine though.
You're as cold as ice, Unwilling Sacrifice our love
You never take advice, someday you'll Skulking Geist, I know
I've seen it before,
It happens all the time
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A fortune in feelings, but "It's time to pay"!
You can pretty much throw 15 Druid cards in a deck and it's good. This meta is going to suck real fast. Like, give me Trogg and Totem Golem so I can start smacking Malfurion in the face since Shamanstone was actually better than Druidstone. More unfortunate that they never address the deficiencies in the testing and balance team because a lot of the new cards are fun and interesting.
CCGing since '98.
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Card Design ChampionOh well I've had my fun with the new expansion I guess. Back to civ 5 lol.
Hearthstone is such a bad game. I mean. Yeah don't know what to say about it. Being behind on board leaves you completely out of options almost immediately and you're no longer really playing.
Since this happens in about half the games, you're really playing only half the time. Your deck choice mostly decides what happens, then draw, then RNG and THEN decisions.
That's the complete reverse of what it should be but.. Yeah. They don't really make any attempts to stop this.
Just any win-more card needs to go, hearthstone cannot support them. Flametongue totem, lyra, fledgling, ragnaros, ysera, frothing berserker. All those types of cards that give a big bonus way over their mana cost turn after turn but only if they randomly survive... They need to go away.
The Death Knight cards are a neat idea, but how long before people get pretty sick of them? At least their bonuses aren't completely out of control like Flametongue totem. That's just an example of a card that instantly snowballs into a victory. Pure trash.
But whatever they won't ever do any of this and the game will become shit 2-3 days after every expansion, at least for me, as I realize that I'm not really playing a game, I'm just completing quests and then rage quitting lol.
If they deleted my account tomorrow I'd never play again, basically. That's just the sign that a game isn't really a game, it's more just .... a big number that people put work into day after day.
I mean that's how we get ya with mobile games and account nowadays but it doesn't make a game.. not suck dongers :D
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Not salty. Happy to lose more than I should just to be able to run 2 Geists to make sure I fuck up Jade Druid every single time. I love seeing Jade Druid now - I just think: you sad, pathetic, desperate little cunt--you are fucked lol. And obviously not by your girlfriend.
8-2 arena game, mage plays his DK, has 1 card left in the hand. My board (after trading with his 3-6): 8-5, 5-5, 6-4 and 0-1 Sindragosa token. He topdecks flamestrike. Token gave me Warlock 1-6 legendary, which I played. Mage topdecks Kooky Chemist. Game is over.
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The power creep is real. Blizzard's answer to recurring fuck ups, next expansion, create strong cancer to eat previous cancer. Too funny.