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That moment your opponent jade druid slammed infinite Jade Idols into deck but still topdecks the 8 damage needed to kill me before I activate my priest quest and win because opponent had almost empty hand vs plenty of stuff both on deck, hand and board.

Whenever I get the urge to download the game again, I just come to this thread to remind myself why I shouldn't. Then I look at the revealed cards and I'm glad I bounced when I did. That new Priest legendary is an absolute fucking joke. If you thought aggro was bad now, just wait. It's going to be a fucking flood of aggro decks just to kill these asshole Jade and Priest decks even quicker. 

Dumbest game on the planet. Glad I quit.

Fucking hell. I lost 5 of my last mirror matches with Jade Druid because the opponent gets verything in time, but me, no... no ramp, no jades on curve, no nothing... fucking game is shitting on me. 

>Playing a casual match with Ramp Druid.

>Opponent has board advantage, didn't ramp quick enough.

>Opponent has lethal on board.

>Opponent does a bit of BM's, empties hand and clears my minions instead of going face for lethal.

>Opponent passes turn to me

>I play my turn and rope him all the way until its his turn.

>He finally goes face to win.

why do people do this?? I mean sure i couldof conceded after i saw lethal, but he DIDN'T just win and proceeded to BM.. Smh

So, who's playing a bunch of aggro for a couple days starting tomorrow because the ladder system is retarded?  I'd prefer to just not play until the next expansion, but playing against bad/new players with stupid decks if you don't mindlessly hit play the first few days of the month is just retarded.

Why bother having classes in arena? Picked paladin for free run, got offered 3 neutral cards for 24 of the 30 picks. Zero steeds. Zero consecration. Zero truesilver. 

Isn't it just a bummer when you make a nice reply to a thread but moments before you get to hit send it gets locked? This is for you, Aszalee, on your thread about why so many crap cards get printed. 

Bad cards get printed because Ben Brode and team 5 make one good expansion's worth of cards with cool mechanics, interactions, and ideas, then chop it up into 3 expansions and make the other 67% of the cards filler. Just like Blizzard does for WoW expansions. Don't believe me? One of the developers admitted that Patches the Pirate was an idea ever since One-eyed Cheat from GvG, well over 2 years later, but they didn't like the interaction so they held Patches back. And if an effect like Raza the Chained had come out with TGT (when I'm certain the effect was dreamed up) it could have made Inspire decks viable, at least for Priest. 

tl:dr Blizzard has found the perfect threshold for releasing content, but not too much good stuff at once. Just the right amount that we can convince ourselves to shell out $50 for an expansion, because it's "worth it."

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Isn't it just a bummer when you make a nice reply to a thread but moments before you get to hit send it gets locked? This is for you, Aszalee, on your thread about why so many crap cards get printed. 

Bad cards get printed because Ben Brode and team 5 make one good expansion's worth of cards with cool mechanics, interactions, and ideas, then chop it up into 3 expansions and make the other 67% of the cards filler. Just like Blizzard does for WoW expansions. Don't believe me? One of the developers admitted that Patches the Pirate was an idea ever since One-eyed Cheat from GvG, well over 2 years later, but they didn't like the interaction so they held Patches back. And if an effect like Raza the Chained had come out with TGT (when I'm certain the effect was dreamed up) it could have made Inspire decks viable, at least for Priest. 

tl:dr Blizzard has found the perfect threshold for releasing content, but not too much good stuff at once. Just the right amount that we can convince ourselves to shell out $50 for an expansion, because it's "worth it."

Well, they invented "Hall Of Fame"-cards or what ever it was called... But jesus i need to ask ... WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ICEBLOCK BEEN MOVED THERE YET?! Worst card in the history of Hearthstone. And now, with Bullshit Fucktard Glyphs ... It is even worse ... 3 turns of completely "i am at 1 hp, but i'll just use 3 mana, and burn your face with the rest"-bullshit

FUCKING MAGE! FROSTNOVA COCKSUCKING DOMMSAYER!!!

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Ok,so my paladin quest just got countered by mage ??? Werent quests supposed to not be countered wtf ? 

 

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Isn't it just a bummer when you make a nice reply to a thread but moments before you get to hit send it gets locked? This is for you, Aszalee, on your thread about why so many crap cards get printed. 

Bad cards get printed because Ben Brode and team 5 make one good expansion's worth of cards with cool mechanics, interactions, and ideas, then chop it up into 3 expansions and make the other 67% of the cards filler. Just like Blizzard does for WoW expansions. Don't believe me? One of the developers admitted that Patches the Pirate was an idea ever since One-eyed Cheat from GvG, well over 2 years later, but they didn't like the interaction so they held Patches back. And if an effect like Raza the Chained had come out with TGT (when I'm certain the effect was dreamed up) it could have made Inspire decks viable, at least for Priest. 

tl:dr Blizzard has found the perfect threshold for releasing content, but not too much good stuff at once. Just the right amount that we can convince ourselves to shell out $50 for an expansion, because it's "worth it."

LOL. Hearthstone has no Autosquelch, is full of decks exploiting broken cards (like mage's glyph or Druid's Jade idol), and it has a history of letting decks that need nerfing ruin the ladder for multiple seasons while they sell the broken cards.

Plus I and many others believe the matchmaking is rigged in such a way as to boost sales of whatever  is the latest expansion and to hide the balance teams general inability to properly test their "cool" new cards.

With Ben Brode running the show so badly, Blizzard lying to us, and games often being decided by either who draws well in the first 2-3 plays, or who gets some completely bullshit Yogg/RNG/discover type effect, you would HAVE to be a mental retard to spend actual money on this shit, shit gaming experience.

You will regret ever getting that credit card out. Unless, I suppose, you accept that you can't really treat it like a skill based game, and just want to pay big money every expansion to grind the broken decks waiting for a nerf - but trust me if your rank comes off the back of something like quest rogue, pirate warrior, secret Paladin, etc - you just look pathetic anyway. I mean you can hook a broken deck up to a bot and come back a few days later to collect your legend card back. What's the point?

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i think ben brode did a great job, he created a game for everyone. Also people with mental desease can win in this game. They should give him a nobel for Hs

Primordial Glyph
Firelands Portal
Babbling Book
Ice Block

Remove these cards from the game please.

God the first day of every month is the worst on ladder - 7 pirates in a row! Then when I finally get a break from the face-hungry scum, 3 aggro token shamans. So much for fun games, or even at least variety...

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ahahahaha nice pro community in hs! I had lost a game, got a friend request from the opponent and he started writing to me like this -.-'

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God the first day of every month is the worst on ladder - 7 pirates in a row! Then when I finally get a break from the face-hungry scum, 3 aggro token shamans. So much for fun games, or even at least variety...

 Agreed. That's why I screw around in Casual for 3-4 days first before I hit Standard. Even Wild is the same these days. All Pirate Warrior and Aggro Shaman/Druid for the first 3-4 days. 

 Bluueegghhhh.....

Hello ! Don't mind me, I'm just curious about if i post my first forum comment,do i get a achievement ?

New pack changes live! I had some un'goro packs to open... let's see I could have some fun with sherazin, elise, voraxx, pyros, any of the 6 quests I'm missing...

*opens ozruk*

Blizzard why?

I am so unimpressed by priest victories. Every loss I've had vs them is based on luck. They always have 2 shadow word pain/death ready at all times, and whenever they steal cards they get exactly what they need when they need it, never a bad, or even a neutral card.

I am talking about having a pain/death in hand and drawing a second one with something like 24 cards not yet drawn. It is so improbable and undeserved I want to punch puppy.

Priest is such an obnoxious class I almost want to play one of the many mongloid aggro decks, just to spite them.