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Türoll Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like a fucking noob with a net deck raza priest and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 15 with it at end of the season fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

First rank play (so 25) on my secondary account with druid level 4 only basic cards.

A**hole opponent is playing cubelock with all the Legendaries /epics and manage to get 4 voidlord and 4 doomguard. Emoting all party with greetings...

Aaaaargh

Fucking netdeckers that juste want to crash new players. Just fy

you know the meta is fucked when people start playing leeroy fucking Jenkins in their decks. FUCK YOU AGGRO ASSHOLES

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I am so fucking done with exodia mages, you literally can't do shit against them. Random spell generation makes this shit even worse, because they discover perfect answers and you still have to get thorugh 4 ice blocks

 Exodia mages aren't that bad, play coldlights, dirty rats, and you have an advantage against exodia mage and raza priest.

Not really related to this, but I needed a place to vent.

Played some old MTG decks with my friend the other night. Holy crap, I will never complain about any card being op in Hearthstone ever again.  Every second card is broken in MTG.  And it was on both sides.  He had one deck that's just completely impossible to beat though.  Vampires that fly and resurrect all the time no questions asked, after sacrificing them for op effects. Ughhh.

Granted I know nothing about "netdecks" in MTG, so maybe I just gotta find a local club and craft a deck to just kill his stupid vampires.

The walls between ranks are way too extreme.  I went 12-1 today up to rank 6, 1 one win from 5, and I'm 1-9 since then thanks to a solid wall of aggro paladin and druid with god draws while I draw none of my duskbreakers despite hard mulliganing for them every time.  

Played all night last night and faced nothing but priests over and over again. Decided to try an exodia mage deck tonight and I am facing nothing but rogues. Why do they have to make matchmaking unfair and why can't it just be random?

I've made the Priest using his entire Deck. He won because of: Anduin and Raza with its infinite damage from Hero Power. The whole game was him: board clear->board clear->restore health->restore health->restore health->board clear->board clear. He literally did nothing. Just, play cards and win. I mean, I'm playing Tempo Rogue. If I go just face (i.e. just play cards) I lose a lot. But Aggro decks that are brainless though

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Played all night last night and faced nothing but priests over and over again. Decided to try an exodia mage deck tonight and I am facing nothing but rogues. Why do they have to make matchmaking unfair and why can't it just be random?

Seriously. The cubelock deck is so broken. Answer to everything...

Let's try climb the ladder a little bit. Maybe I get Rank 2. 34.6% of win rate. Back to the wall of Rank 5. Priest Priest Priest Mage Mage Mage Warlock Priest Priest Priest Warlock. Have I said Priest? Every FUCKING ONE IS A COUNTER AND EVERY FUCKING ONE GET HIGH ROLL'D AGAINST ME. But Aggro decks are the problem of the Hearthstone. NERF PATCHES HE'S BROKEN!!!11!!

So this guy asks me to play 1v1 and I agree; this isn't the first time. Since it friendly stuff I try to not play cheesy aggro decks or razakus. After 4 games I tell him I'm out of decks I want to play, but he asks for another game. I agree, but since I didn't want to play anymore I play secret mage. He's playing big priest and gets upset and starts saying its a stupid counter cus the game isn't going his way. Anyway, in the end, the game isn't even over and he concedes and then starts cussing me out. Now, don't get me wrong, I totally understand the sentiment of trying to play a highroll deck and getting mowed down by an aggro deck. But the part that gets me, is that secret mage was the VERY FIRST deck he played against me and my big hunter.

He then proceeded to block me. I guess the point of this is, what the hell is wrong with this community? I never cuss him out cus he's getting a perfect curve playing tempo rogue and I'm playing a slow deck.

Just be nice to each other. For fucks sake people.

inb4 someone says I'm salty, I won 4/5 of the games we played, including the one where he played secret mage against my big hunter.

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So this guy asks me to play 1v1 and I agree; this isn't the first time. Since it friendly stuff I try to not play cheesy aggro decks or razakus. After 4 games I tell him I'm out of decks I want to play, but he asks for another game. I agree, but since I didn't want to play anymore I play secret mage. He's playing big priest and gets upset and starts saying its a stupid counter cus the game isn't going his way. Anyway, in the end, the game isn't even over and he concedes and then starts cussing me out. Now, don't get me wrong, I totally understand the sentiment of trying to play a highroll deck and getting mowed down by an aggro deck. But the part that gets me, is that secret mage was the VERY FIRST deck he played against me and my big hunter.

He then proceeded to block me. I guess the point of this is, what the hell is wrong with this community? I never cuss him out cus he's getting a perfect curve playing tempo rogue and I'm playing a slow deck.

Just be nice to each other. For fucks sake people.

inb4 someone says I'm salty, I won 4/5 of the games we played, including the one where he played secret mage against my big hunter.

Stop with the emote already, thank you!

(I don't want to have to squalsh your face every fucking game)

Wow the world is full of sad pathetic desperate tryhard unimaginative boring little Fucks. And how can you recognise them? Control warlock, Aggro paladin and the biggest bunch of kiddie fiddlers of them all... the Razakus Priest "players" Players is a good name for them and we aaaalll know what they play with. Have some fucking imagination and self respect and retire those boring fucking decks.

I haven't played this game since October. and today I decided to log on and play a game vs. a friend. I played cubelock, and he played reno priest with mirage caller + squire shit. He bursted me down with spells, squires and everything. He reminded me why I stopped playing this game. So i logged off again, and will probably never play this shit game again.

Goodbye.

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So this guy asks me to play 1v1 and I agree; this isn't the first time. Since it friendly stuff I try to not play cheesy aggro decks or razakus. After 4 games I tell him I'm out of decks I want to play, but he asks for another game. I agree, but since I didn't want to play anymore I play secret mage. He's playing big priest and gets upset and starts saying its a stupid counter cus the game isn't going his way. Anyway, in the end, the game isn't even over and he concedes and then starts cussing me out. Now, don't get me wrong, I totally understand the sentiment of trying to play a highroll deck and getting mowed down by an aggro deck. But the part that gets me, is that secret mage was the VERY FIRST deck he played against me and my big hunter.

He then proceeded to block me. I guess the point of this is, what the hell is wrong with this community? I never cuss him out cus he's getting a perfect curve playing tempo rogue and I'm playing a slow deck.

Just be nice to each other. For fucks sake people.

inb4 someone says I'm salty, I won 4/5 of the games we played, including the one where he played secret mage against my big hunter.

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So this guy asks me to play 1v1 and I agree; this isn't the first time. Since it friendly stuff I try to not play cheesy aggro decks or razakus. After 4 games I tell him I'm out of decks I want to play, but he asks for another game. I agree, but since I didn't want to play anymore I play secret mage. He's playing big priest and gets upset and starts saying its a stupid counter cus the game isn't going his way. Anyway, in the end, the game isn't even over and he concedes and then starts cussing me out. Now, don't get me wrong, I totally understand the sentiment of trying to play a highroll deck and getting mowed down by an aggro deck. But the part that gets me, is that secret mage was the VERY FIRST deck he played against me and my big hunter.

He then proceeded to block me. I guess the point of this is, what the hell is wrong with this community? I never cuss him out cus he's getting a perfect curve playing tempo rogue and I'm playing a slow deck.

Just be nice to each other. For fucks sake people.

inb4 someone says I'm salty, I won 4/5 of the games we played, including the one where he played secret mage against my big hunter.