Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the ******** cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.
Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.
Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.
so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.
Man! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. THE MATCHMAKING OF THE GaME IS REAL! They give u x cards that resolve themselves with x cards from the opponent. I didn't knew that's something that was never discussed between members and other players. It's the only logic to a rng card game works, otherwise would be too much random and lots of big greedy trash decks wouldn't work either way
But i can understand ur anger, specially when lots of pro players actually are bad shit streamers everywhere, from that kripp to Amaz, going trought that ******** trump, the arrogant 40years old looser kibler and several others. Even kolento are doing a shit job making meme decks to make players spend more than they have to play this to finally beat a priest or lock and loose , turning off the game , the pc and lay down on bed on fetal position waiting for nerfs and questioning ur own existence to loose time on this fucking game
NOW AGAIN! FUCK U BEN BRODE! SAY AFTER ME! FUCK U BEN BRODE
I'll never take away a gamer's right to be salty but this sort of post is why, I imagine we don't see a lot of developer interaction with the community.
Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the ******** cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.
Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.
Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.
so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.
Man! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. THE MATCHMAKING OF THE GaME IS REAL! They give u x cards that resolve themselves with x cards from the opponent. I didn't knew that's something that was never discussed between members and other players. It's the only logic to a rng card game works, otherwise would be too much random and lots of big greedy trash decks wouldn't work either way
But i can understand ur anger, specially when lots of pro players actually are bad shit streamers everywhere, from that kripp to Amaz, going trought that ******** trump, the arrogant 40years old looser kibler and several others. Even kolento are doing a shit job making meme decks to make players spend more than they have to play this to finally beat a priest or lock and loose , turning off the game , the pc and lay down on bed on fetal position waiting for nerfs and questioning ur own existence to loose time on this fucking game
NOW AGAIN! FUCK U BEN BRODE! SAY AFTER ME! FUCK U BEN BRODE
Kibler is my second favorite Hearthstone player. I do not want to defend him or others in this thread, but i think that i could agree when we say that this game is a total coinflip decided in the first 3 turns,expecially this season where everyone use the cubelock and raza priest, a bit of summoners lately but thats it. The rest i think it comes from anger, and seriously mate, if you are doing what you wrote you really need to take a break from this game and go out. Playing with this level of stress is not helpful for your game strategy and for your health.
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Bullshit nonrandom matchmaking that examines the cards in your deck - when Blizzard finally admits to this I hope someone sues them and the ******** cunts that have spent years posting on forums that it doesn't /couldn't happen will all be strangely silent. It's so fucking obvious.
Fuck every every compulsive masturbator who cums before the end of the game and starts stroking the emotes instead of their little micropenis.
Fuck Brode most of all for endless ruined seasons and no autosquelch.
so fucking glad I've not spent real money on this SHIT gaming experience for 2 years.
Man! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. THE MATCHMAKING OF THE GaME IS REAL! They give u x cards that resolve themselves with x cards from the opponent. I didn't knew that's something that was never discussed between members and other players. It's the only logic to a rng card game works, otherwise would be too much random and lots of big greedy trash decks wouldn't work either way
But i can understand ur anger, specially when lots of pro players actually are bad shit streamers everywhere, from that kripp to Amaz, going trought that ******** trump, the arrogant 40years old looser kibler and several others. Even kolento are doing a shit job making meme decks to make players spend more than they have to play this to finally beat a priest or lock and loose , turning off the game , the pc and lay down on bed on fetal position waiting for nerfs and questioning ur own existence to loose time on this fucking game
NOW AGAIN! FUCK U BEN BRODE! SAY AFTER ME! FUCK U BEN BRODE
Uh-oh, Internet Tough Guy alert
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There is a thing called an uninstall button. Nobody cares that you are quitting Heathstone
I'd really like to have word with who thought releasing Corridor Creeper in his current iteration was a good idea....
I just played a game against this Zoo and 6 of those abominations ended up being played.... 4 of them were mine (Yeah I know I suck for playing such a broken card) and I paid 1 or 2 mana in total for them.... I really can't wait for February to arrive so that,hopefully,that abomination gets nerfed and I can dust all my copies and craft some meme or golden cards....
I am so fucking tired of all spotty twelve year olds with sweaty arm pits and no friends (I assume everyone that likes the emotes fits in that category). How hard is it to program in auto squelsh for us that DON'T WANT TO BE ASSHOLES!?
I mean what are the emotes even there for? All they are used for is to annoy the hell out of descent players with a short temper like me.
I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.
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Add me up if you're looking for someone to play friendly matches with! I play on EU. LuckyScrub#2745
You're clearly a troll, so allow me to carry out some rational thinking for you. Go check the first post in this thread. That's the whole number between 0 and 2 if you're unclear. The bold print is from the original post, which i'd suggest you pay attention too.
You all must realize what thread this is, and the purpose of it.
This is a thread with the intended purpose of being an outlet for all of your salty moments. This absolutely does NOT invite others to come and make ignorant posts and belittle others out of boredom, fun, or any other reason.
People being salty are using the thread for it's intended purpose, some more abundantly than others. Posting to harass, flame, or otherwise provoke any other user is not acceptable in this thread, or any other thread.Keep it to yourself, or at the very least pm it.
This is not "that one thread where you can say anything you want". Take your nerves elsewhere. People are inherently on edge when they post here, we don't need others escalating things.
I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.
I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.
Haha and if you do get a lead, its that damn Divine Favor to the rescue. Triggers me everytime
Do you guys know Zetalot? The streamer that has been playing priest almost exclusively. Turns out, he hates both razakus and spiteful priest with passion. That's telling something
Wow, playing random boring quest in casual and i just faced three different tempo mage from ladder and razakus after those. Really fcktards? You guys must suck if you have to prey on ppl playing homebrew decks
My last arena run was a few months ago, so lets do it. First game losing against hunter with kill command, bow, houndmaster, traps.
After winning a game, i lose the second one because my router fucks up.. my opponent was at 3hp, i had 28hp, but fuck it, losing the game because of losing connection. After the next win losing because my skilled hunter opponent gets huffer with windfury into call of the wild turn 9.
I am so fucking tired of all spotty twelve year olds with sweaty arm pits and no friends (I assume everyone that likes the emotes fits in that category). How hard is it to program in auto squelsh for us that DON'T WANT TO BE ASSHOLES!?
I mean what are the emotes even there for? All they are used for is to annoy the hell out of descent players with a short temper like me.
If u use Hearthstone Deck Tracker u can use this plugin. Works perfectly.
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One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.
Welcome to the thrilling fantasy land of Hearthstone...
... where the game is decided on turn 3 and you match up against the same 4-5 meta decks every game. Where creativity has no place if you're not playing against friends. Where the card-game-pimp Ben Brode and his harem of hoes (game designers) suck every single dollar out of your bank account if you want to be competitive by introducing ballsack cards like Corridor Creeper.
I started playing HS 2,5 years ago. My first competitive deck was Kolentos aggro shaman which I started playing about 6 months after being introduced to the game. I discovered the power of going face. Completely ignoring the opponents board and solely focusing on my own strategy (strategy? should I say draw?). When you go face you truly realize how un-interactive this game can be. Very similar to the classic freeze mage which also did not really interact with the board, as well as the new dick-popsicle-flavor of the month HIGHLANDER PRIEST.
Surely these decks (aggro shaman, freeze mage and highlander priest to name a few) shall pose as the evidence for in which direction this game goes and always will go. It's an economics game folks, and you are all just clapping and the clowns and enjoying the circus-fiesta while having your money (or time=money) sucked away.
Actually I want to end this on a positive note. A lot of the art is amazing in Hearthstone and sometimes you really appreciate that golden Tirion Fordring coming down or Twisting Nether your opponents board away. All though Most of the time this game is just a random-number-generator-shitshow and if you disagree that's fine. The reason I even got into it was because I enjoy the Warcraft art stuff and was a WoW player many years ago. This will probably be my last weeks of actively playing the game since I just can't enjoy it anymore due to the complete lack of creativity in a game built to challenge your creative thinking. Also I have the feeling I'm constantly playing against 12 year olds (emoting, etc) and it makes me feel old even though i'm just 23.
Cya in casual for some time bois! I'll be the shaman player.
So in a nutshell.... "Blizzard sucks, the game sucks but I'm going to keep playing for a few weeks and then maybe quit....or maybe just make some more posts about how bad things are while I continue to keep playing longer." ??????
He's a good sport though isn't he? I find him rather amusing and whenever I see his clips, he's always up past the witching hour.
for the most part, he gets salty some times. and yea he streams late, that's why i watch it on occasion. when it's slow at work, there's not many people streaming.
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Warlock
Warlock
Warlock
Murloc Paladin
Warlock
Warlock
Warlock
Razakus priest
Warlock
Warlock
Warlock
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Golden Hero Collections thus far; -
Europe: Druid, Hunter, Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Warrior (9/9)
Americas: Druid, Mage, Paladin Shaman (4/9)
Everywhere else: Workin on it.. (0/9)
The rest i think it comes from anger, and seriously mate, if you are doing what you wrote you really need to take a break from this game and go out.
Playing with this level of stress is not helpful for your game strategy and for your health.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
There is a thing called an uninstall button. Nobody cares that you are quitting Heathstone
I'd really like to have word with who thought releasing Corridor Creeper in his current iteration was a good idea....
I just played a game against this Zoo and 6 of those abominations ended up being played.... 4 of them were mine (Yeah I know I suck for playing such a broken card) and I paid 1 or 2 mana in total for them.... I really can't wait for February to arrive so that,hopefully,that abomination gets nerfed and I can dust all my copies and craft some meme or golden cards....
"この 先は 暗い 夜道 だけが も 知らない それでも信じて 進むんだ 星が その道 を 少し でも 照らしてくをるのを"
FOR FUCK SAKE! AUTO SQUELSH NOW!
I am so fucking tired of all spotty twelve year olds with sweaty arm pits and no friends (I assume everyone that likes the emotes fits in that category). How hard is it to program in auto squelsh for us that DON'T WANT TO BE ASSHOLES!?
I mean what are the emotes even there for? All they are used for is to annoy the hell out of descent players with a short temper like me.
Another looooooser. I'm out of this game, full of ball-lickers like this guys
I admit it I have played a fair share of Aggro Paladin last season. DON'T JUDGE ME, but honestly what I'm seeing this season is just incredible. I'm playing Hunter to legend and the grind has been fun for the most part but honestly WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE Paladins. Every Paladin matchup so far was just absolutely tight as a whistle but whenever it came for topdecks Mr. Arthas always seemed to have rigged draws just asking for whatever he needed most.
Add me up if you're looking for someone to play friendly matches with! I play on EU. LuckyScrub#2745
Golden Hero Collections thus far; -
Europe: Druid, Hunter, Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Warrior (9/9)
Americas: Druid, Mage, Paladin Shaman (4/9)
Everywhere else: Workin on it.. (0/9)
Do you guys know Zetalot? The streamer that has been playing priest almost exclusively. Turns out, he hates both razakus and spiteful priest with passion. That's telling something
Like...dog sh!t.
Helloo
Wow, playing random boring quest in casual and i just faced three different tempo mage from ladder and razakus after those. Really fcktards? You guys must suck if you have to prey on ppl playing homebrew decks
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken..
Golden Hero Collections thus far; -
Europe: Druid, Hunter, Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Warrior (9/9)
Americas: Druid, Mage, Paladin Shaman (4/9)
Everywhere else: Workin on it.. (0/9)
My last arena run was a few months ago, so lets do it. First game losing against hunter with kill command, bow, houndmaster, traps.
After winning a game, i lose the second one because my router fucks up.. my opponent was at 3hp, i had 28hp, but fuck it, losing the game because of losing connection. After the next win losing because my skilled hunter opponent gets huffer with windfury into call of the wild turn 9.
I have so much fun, wow.
All Skill, No Luck
One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.