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I honestly always wonder what an unbelievable retard you have to be to play serious decks in casual.

Quote from walle31 >>

I have mever been so tilted becouse of HS in my life. I was playing against a warlock as mill rouge and after mulliganing i see that he plays prince malezachar ( or whatever his name is, tge one that gives you 5 legendaries) so i think to myself ,,easy win, this card sucks". And it would have been an easy win if only my oponent didnt get kaleseth in those 5 legendaries. For some reason he didnt play any 2 drops so it went off. His deck was total shit, but bucouse of poor deckbuilding (not having any f***ing 2 mana minions or spells in a normall deck is poor deckbuilding to me) he won.  

Sorry for my english not a native speaker. F**k RNG

Tutorial to win with every hero:

Go to your collection, choose your hero, put 2x Hydra, 2x Bonemare, and fill the rest of the deck with 1 and 2 drop cards. 

...

Profit.

This meta is the stupidest one I've seen for a while .

Every game is coinflip .

If your opponent draws the nuts : prince, barnes, raza+anduin etc in first few cards you insta lose, not even a chance to come back .

The only way you can win some games is if your nuts are better that the opponent nuts .

It's retarded man .

Decks like Pirate warrior, Murloc Paladin and old jade druid were much more balanced in this regard . They were powerful , yes , but they didn't have a draw that insta wan them the game like prince , barnes etc .

It feels super bad losing to these high rolls , without even the smallest chance to counter them .

Fucking hate the new wild meta

FACE HUNTER FACE HUNTER JADE DRUID BULLSHIT RENO/INSPIRE PRIEST FACE HUNTER

ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW LUCKY THESE PEOPLE GET

IN FUCKING CASUAL ASWELL

Quote from robert_fanr >>

They were powerful , yes , but they didn't have a draw that insta wan them the game like prince , barnes etc .

Insta wan as in past-tense of won?

Fucking ropers GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU ARE NOT ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING BY ROPING ME. YOU ARE STILL GOING TO LOSE. FUCK OFF

People are seriously still playing secret paladin in wild? Pls stop already

I'm already getting salty at people saying jade druid meta was better...what planet are you people on?

Ok so Big priest is completely unfair, I'm not sure how they didn't see the problem with being able to cheat out big minions and just revive them so reliably. But there is nothing wrong with Secret/tempo mages, aggro/tempo rogues, razakus Priests, mid hunters and paladins....

Man makes a larger man is better? Give me a fucking break. It was barely even a game.

I've been playing this game for over 1.5 years now, and i've got to say that this is actually the worst meta i've experienced yet. There is not one single mode that is enjoyable at the moment: They already ruined Arena by reducing the card pool to Standard Cards only, in Standard Ranked you only encounter the same 3 decks and in Wild Ranked you encounter the same OP decks that people use in Standard but only with the inclusion of 1 or 2 insanely strong wild cards (e.g. Reno or Lightbomb) & don't even get me started on Casual mode (both Standard Casual & Wild), which is the biggest TriHard-fest I've ever seen (99% of my Casual games I encounter Tier 1 decks like Pirate Warrior, Jade Druid or Razakus Priest, and I used to play Casual a lot because I didn't want to ruin my rank in Standard or Wild playing an experimental deck)). The only mode that arguably is enjoyable is the weekly Tavern Brawl, but the last few ones were pretty uninspiring imho and once people've discovered the deck with the highest win-rate, there's not much fun to be had anymore. So I actually think Team 5 deserve a round of applause for ruining this once great game (yes I've actually had fun playing Hearthstone in the past and am not a sour cunt) and diminishing it to a pile of shit in such a short time-span: that is an achievement in itself. Can I get a refund?

Fuck Every deck but the one i'm currently playing

28 damage .. priest .. one turn .. nothing on the board ..

This can't be right.

This is unacceptable, I can not continue playing this game.

Lost to a Druid yesterday in Wild who played no class cards or spells the whole game. The cards I saw:

2 Murlock Tidecallers
2 Murloc Tidehunters
2 Rockpool
2 Murloc Warleader
2 Bloodsail Corsair
Patches
Jeeves

Would have been a different game I wasn't playing a built-in-30-seconds Shaman aggro deck but it was tilting as hell to lose to Neutralcraft.

Bittertide Hydra, such a bullshit card. 

I managed to get a win streak going with my Freeze Shaman (!) at Rank 9, but geez, wasn't getting any 'Well Played', just BM. All of my opponents were playing netdecks of course.

You know you're fucked when the opponent (Priest ofc) plays raza on 5, dragonfire potion on 6, Prophet velen on 7,  anduin on 8, plays elise on turn 9, and top deck pack on turn ten (even though he had 14 cards left on turn 10, and 2 cards in hand).

How the fuck is that deck still in the game? How the fuck do you win against that? 

I'm terrified, mortified, petrified by priest, and stupified by players who plays that deck.

Can anybody tell me why TF this goddamn Unlicensed Apothecary triggers when it comes from an evolve but not when it comes from a devolve ?! Like seriously?

YOU HAVE NO MANA LEFT WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO THINK ABOUT.

GODDAMN ROPING SHITHEADS.

ain't nobody got time for that.