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Fuck everyone still playing Jade Druid or Quest Rogue.

face hunter is fun and interactive!  im so glad to be dead in 6 turns.  i love this!!!!

like really just straight up outplayed me.  his being able to adapt every beast for +3 attack was incredible decision making, and dragging minions to face instead of trading was the absolute pinacle of hearthstone play. 

congrats sir!  you deserve the win!  

one game where my opponent doesn't have the god opening.  just one.  please.  im begging you.  this is insane.  

Holy "Dog Shit" Batman. I can't even hide in wild.  Super Pirate Warriors, and buffed Q Rogues. LOL, Jesus I was just sent back to school.  

god fucking damnit.  this is so fucking insane and im not even joking or exaggerating.  how many goddamned games  are my opponents going to topdeck a miracle to win the game?  my opponent has 1 card in hand, no board, 4 life, i have 2 life, a full board, full hand, definite lethal.

topdeck kor'kron elite. 

fucking god damn. 

another game where i lost because i played really well.  FUCKING DESERVED TO LOSE because i played well. punished, because i played well. 

i see how it is. 

just gonna start misplaying every turn so i can have luck bail me out like my opponents. 

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 Ouch. Double 

I'll let this video speak for itself. Arena game against pretty much constructed mage with insane RNG. Much salt.

https://youtu.be/WA6uNN6ixug

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I'm really, really, REALLY sick of quest rogue. I hate pirate warrior too but I can live with it. Quest rogue on the other hand makes me question why I'm not just conceding the moment I see them keep their leftmost card after mulliganing. 

Lets just have one game of Hearthstone on ladder. Oh a secret Mage. Well my control Paladin with a ton of heals should outlast her. Turn 20? 30 health. Board. This ones in the bag. YOGG.

FUCK that card. FUCK games being decided on complete randomness - it's not fun. FUCK anyone that plays Yogg - fucking random effects gimmicky lucky bullshit. FUCK Ben Brode - the worst game designer in all of history. The only satisfaction I get from this piece of shit game anymore is reminding people never to give Blizzard any money for this total and utter shit playing experience. Are you reading this Brode? You fucking CUNT.

7 losses in a row.

I think 5 of them were due RNG deciding the game. A little RNG is to be expected in a card game, having your entire game being thrown away because the mage got 4 Fireballs due to Primordial Glyph ain't really fun. 

Is it fun to face the midrange hunter that gets a good curve of alley cats and heyenas and houndmasters. No.

Is it fun to face the murlocadin that spews buffed murlocs onto the board? No.

Is it fun to watch a quest warrior drop endless taunts then smorc you with ragballs? No.

Is it fun to watch crystal rogue fill the board with 5/5s for almost nothing? No. 

Is it fun to watch a burn Mage fill their hand with random face damage and discounted board clears? No.

Is it fun to hear fly poly and be smorced down in 5 turns by a pirate wanker? No.

Is this expansion any fun if you are not playing one of those cancer decks? No.

Epic fail on this expansion. An endless wave of boring netdecks played by sad boring people. 

Hearthstone ladder just gets worse and worse.  Terrible shitty game defended by morons.

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Shame on me guys...

After a huge lose streak using some home made decks, trying using elementals, and all sorts of decks, i just give up and switched for a aggro paladin deck

shame on me :(

Just lost to a quest rogue then a Jade Druid. Neither game was winnable with my draw. Both decks carried out their shitty unstoppable mechanics. The only way to beat them would have been a super fast Aggro or Aggro/mid smorc deck. The state of the game at the moment is worse than horrible. 

So i decide to play a concede nzoth shaman in casual mode. And there, surprise! A funny pirate warrior, it's so diverting to go in casual to play an original deck and meet a pirate warrior, so enjoyable! But apparently he didn't like that i destroy his board twice in a row, between two little doomsayers.. So lovely pirate warriors i wait you, i love to farm golds so fast with my "apparently" super late deck :) 

To those who want to play Secret Mage (as opposed to those that do and kick my arse), ladder is not the place to learn how to play that deck. The current meta will eat you and spit you out before you will ever figure out how to play it.  There is a practice area in HS, yeah its not exciting and yeah its plays like its still in beta mode, but a few times will get u a feel for the synergies of your deck. I'll take the win and star but man is it painful to play through it.

If only the people playing netdecks knew how sad and pathetic they look when they start popping emotes when their deck gets the upper hand. I mean I look at yet another murloc Paladin or yet another midrange hunter or yet another curator Pally or yet another quest rogue and I instantly think: shit here's another sad little cunt desperate to win, but clearly no better than me because they are the same rank as whatever junky homebrew deck I'm running. I give them the benefit of the doubt and they stagger through the match on autopilot and if it's a cancer deck they will probably get to a winning position.

And then the emotes start.

Understand this - you play a comon netdeck you've already branded yourself as a bit thick and a bit desperate. The only vile shit worse is Ben Brode who has let the game get to this state.  Just take your win and leave the emotes alone.

Look here you salt piles. You want cue into the brawl. Aww you didn't get Rafaam so you quit and immediately recue till you get him great.  But if we get matched again and I then proceed to beat your ass like your daddy who left for a pack of smokes 10 years ago and never returned should have. Don't try and to add me so you can flame at me because you suck harder at this game then your mother on a Tuesday night after last call. 

I don't want to hear it and have better things to do. So in short fuck off and accept you're bad at this game.

So

I can get facerushed by coined 4/1 Duskboar in arena and lose because although my deck has stuff that can deal with it, I don't draw it

Nice

Feels good losing to rank 30000 retards who just highroll me

i pulled his nzoth with dirty rat.

still didnt matter.

un goro pack decided that he deserved to win. 

so fucking bullshit.

My brotherwas playing the brawl, got Kel'Thuzad. Opponent played turn 2 and 3 staff. Turn 4 The Mistcaller...

Need 1 fucking star to get fucking rank 5 in wild. Ofc i faced cancer druid with goldfish hand, gay priest with dragon crap. And now I need 3 stars. Just give me this fucking rank 5 and I'll uninstall this game until new season. Ben Brode you're a fucking piece of shit. You know nothing about good games. Just kill youself you fuk.