Hearthpwn

For all you salty people: group hug!
Or stop playing a game that pisses you off :)

You CANT IMAGINE HOW MUCH I HATE THIS TAVERN BRAWL!!!!

Unfortunately ,I have 2 accounts and needed to win 1 game in each to receive the pack. Took 5 games each time

This TB was kinda good because it shows me what I most hate in this game. I dont really care about agroo decks finishing me in 4 turns , control warriors with 2 brawls in their first 10 cards, NOT EVEN freeze mages placing their Ice block , ignoring the board and winning the game burning you down with spells to the face.

What I REALLY HATEin this game  is this RNG bullshit .Lifecoach is right

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For all you salty people: group hug!
Or stop playing a game that pisses you off :)

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this isn't even salt anymore, it's just straight up me telling the truth about the game. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the game is rigged against me winning.  "random", no, "rigged."

 Seriously dude. People will all us out for being conspiracy theorists but it's true. I'm convinced that the game outcome is determined before the match even starts, unless the other player is a complete moron.

I can't possibly convey how deeply my feelings are that anyone playing quest rogue is a fucking piece of shit cocksucking twat. That and these little pieces of shit who play pirate warrior not even using any new ungoro cards just to get their cheap free wins. The minute I see the quest card played by a rogue or the standard 1dmg weapon opener for pirate warrior, I just make all my plays super fast and let the rope go. Fuck them, why should I let them have their fast free easy win?

 *tinfoil hit on*

Let's think about this here - notice how all these "famous" Youtuber HS players seem to keep winning every match they play? It's because they get piad by Blizzard to promote the game for them and give players an unobtainable bar at which to aim for, while the rest of the scrubs muck it out hardly getting a win. 
It's all so clear now....!

Unless of course, they only pick the games they win to show on Youtube to pretend they are better than they are... but that's jsut silly... o.O

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this isn't even salt anymore, it's just straight up me telling the truth about the game. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the game is rigged against me winning.  "random", no, "rigged."

 Seriously dude. People will all us out for being conspiracy theorists but it's true. I'm convinced that the game outcome is determined before the match even starts, unless the other player is a complete moron.

I can't possibly convey how deeply my feelings are that anyone playing quest rogue is a fucking piece of shit cocksucking twat. That and these little pieces of shit who play pirate warrior not even using any new ungoro cards just to get their cheap free wins. The minute I see the quest card played by a rogue or the standard 1dmg weapon opener for pirate warrior, I just make all my plays super fast and let the rope go. Fuck them, why should I let them have their fast free easy win?

 *tinfoil hit on*

Let's think about this here - notice how all these "famous" Youtuber HS players seem to keep winning every match they play? It's because they get piad by Blizzard to promote the game for them and give players an unobtainable bar at which to aim for, while the rest of the scrubs muck it out hardly getting a win. 
It's all so clear now....!

Unless of course, they only pick the games they win to show on Youtube to pretend they are better than they are... but that's jsut silly... o.O

 Kibler is the only good HS player.  Every other 'pro' has their games rigged exactly like you're saying.  

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this isn't even salt anymore, it's just straight up me telling the truth about the game. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the game is rigged against me winning.  "random", no, "rigged."

 Seriously dude. People will all us out for being conspiracy theorists but it's true. I'm convinced that the game outcome is determined before the match even starts, unless the other player is a complete moron.

I can't possibly convey how deeply my feelings are that anyone playing quest rogue is a fucking piece of shit cocksucking twat. That and these little pieces of shit who play pirate warrior not even using any new ungoro cards just to get their cheap free wins. The minute I see the quest card played by a rogue or the standard 1dmg weapon opener for pirate warrior, I just make all my plays super fast and let the rope go. Fuck them, why should I let them have their fast free easy win?

 *tinfoil hit on*

Let's think about this here - notice how all these "famous" Youtuber HS players seem to keep winning every match they play? It's because they get piad by Blizzard to promote the game for them and give players an unobtainable bar at which to aim for, while the rest of the scrubs muck it out hardly getting a win. 
It's all so clear now....!

Unless of course, they only pick the games they win to show on Youtube to pretend they are better than they are... but that's jsut silly... o.O

 Kibler is the only good HS player.  Every other 'pro' has their games rigged exactly like you're saying.  

 I don't think I agree with that. I watch a lot of Reynad and he's a great player. Others are Muzzy, Hotform, Trump, Strifecro.

 

 Reynad is basically this entire thread summed up in one person.

Everyone else........whenever I watch a "pro" player they take these absolutely crazy risks where a very low percentage RNG could win the game..........and then they fucking hit it and win the game and are like "WOW OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SO GOOD LOLOLOL!"

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this isn't even salt anymore, it's just straight up me telling the truth about the game. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the game is rigged against me winning.  "random", no, "rigged."

 Seriously dude. People will all us out for being conspiracy theorists but it's true. I'm convinced that the game outcome is determined before the match even starts, unless the other player is a complete moron.

I can't possibly convey how deeply my feelings are that anyone playing quest rogue is a fucking piece of shit cocksucking twat. That and these little pieces of shit who play pirate warrior not even using any new ungoro cards just to get their cheap free wins. The minute I see the quest card played by a rogue or the standard 1dmg weapon opener for pirate warrior, I just make all my plays super fast and let the rope go. Fuck them, why should I let them have their fast free easy win?

 *tinfoil hit on*

Let's think about this here - notice how all these "famous" Youtuber HS players seem to keep winning every match they play? It's because they get piad by Blizzard to promote the game for them and give players an unobtainable bar at which to aim for, while the rest of the scrubs muck it out hardly getting a win. 
It's all so clear now....!

Unless of course, they only pick the games they win to show on Youtube to pretend they are better than they are... but that's jsut silly... o.O

 Kibler is the only good HS player.  Every other 'pro' has their games rigged exactly like you're saying.  

 I don't think I agree with that. I watch a lot of Reynad and he's a great player. Others are Muzzy, Hotform, Trump, Strifecro.

 Reynad is basically this entire thread summed up in one person.

Everyone else........whenever I watch a "pro" player they take these absolutely crazy risks where a very low percentage RNG could win the game..........and then they fucking hit it and win the game and are like "WOW OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SO GOOD LOLOLOL!"

Tavern brawl, kid plays deathwing into my full board, i get a lucky deadly shot on my next turn on his deathwing, (HE HAS ZERO FUCKING CARDS IN HAND), he draws grim patron, and the spell he gets is razorleaf petals.....grim patrons spiral out of control, fuck this game.

In this meta there should be a crab that reads: Battlecry: Destroy a crab and gain +1/+1

Crafted Tirion Fordring last week, after saving for two years. Opened a standard pack today I got from brawl. Gues what was inside?

This tavern brawl only solidifies how truly bad my luck is. 25 games, 2 wins. My spells buff my opponents minions, his spells also... buff his minions. My spells deal damage to my hero, his spells heal him.

I should really record this. Last game I played I died on turn 3. Didn't even get to play a card, just draw 5+ mana cards over and over again.  

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In this meta there should be a crab that reads: Battlecry: eat a Quest  and gain +1/+1

 Fixed! ;-)

Games would always piss people off. It was always like this.

I really hope that Ice Block gets rotated out.  It's so infuriating to lose because you had to pop 5 of those bastards

Blizzard pls just nerf Divine Favor . This shit is broken , first he draws 5 card then 6 ....

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I really hope that Ice Block gets rotated out.  It's so infuriating to lose because you had to pop 5 of those bastards