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Arena is such a rng shithole atm. Should i play around 3 Vilespine Slayer ? I just lost to a mage who had fucking 6 Fire Plum Phoenix and of course the burn to lethal me behind taunt. In all my games today there was no skill involved just pure card quality destroying my below average deck.

Quote from J1633 >>

So i play against 5 mages in a row, tech a eater of secrets, and since 3hrs not one single mage, this game its stranger and stranger everyday, im not that mad, but, seriously?, not one?

To the guy playing control pally in casual while im just trying to finish dailies with jank, I hate you so much.

Quest Rogue is such a garbage 1-dimensional powerhouse deck. It's such a pain to queue up to this when you're just trying to have some fun in ranked with non-meta decks in the 15-10 ranks. Played 4 matches just now w/ a buff Pally variant, 3 rogues and 1 quest warrior. Slammed the warrior but it was a good game, and lost easily to the quest rogues with each completing their quests by turn 5 max. That's even with Dirty Rat in my starting hand. And people say this deck is okay, it's absolutely not..you shouldn't have to adjust an entire archetype of a deck with counters to compensate for how OP one single deck is. That's ludicrous. And even if you nail your counters, you still lose. 

Quote from J1633 >>

So i play against 5 mages in a row, tech a eater of secrets, and since 3hrs not one single mage, this game its stranger and stranger everyday, im not that mad, but, seriously?, not one?

mage is so fucking stupid. let me just start throwing every single spell at your face starting on turn 5 because i happened to draw my ice block. oh cool! thanks babbling book for giving me fireball and frost bolt! couldnt have won without your RNG when swash gives me shit like shatter..

Quote from fauxC >>

Wait, I just upvoted this before I noticed you're playing Swashburglar. Fuck you.

im 10-42 at legend. i reached legend almost every month so im not a retard at this game. how does this happen? everyone curves out 1,2,3,4 and has every answer for my minions.....if you are not favoured by draw or lucky topdecks you cant reach high level legend rank. 

this is not even a salt post it is just observation and reflection of the game. im sure blizzard favours the top streamers in card draw etc. because if they loose a lot of games it would be bad publicity for hearthstone.

When opponents keep BMing. Like, you do understand that every game is a coin flip... right? Like if the game doesn't want one of us to win, we don't win. 

Literally, 50/50. You can draw like shit, and just lose. Skill is maybe, and even this might be pushing it 5% of actually winning. You can play tic-tac-toe against a chicken and have better odds.  

holy fucking shit, how does every single hunter curve out perfect and still have both their fucking tundra rhino when they need it. lost 6 games in a row vs this face/midrange hunter shit because they always get what they need on topdeck. 

They're rare and barely win anyways, but greedy ass Druid decks: fuck you.

Oh boy, more BMing from the board-flooding Gods of RNG this game loves to put me up against :p

queuing into a hunter in the tavern brawl is both fun and interactive.  

how to lose 100% of your games: play priest

how to lose every single tavern brawl: play priest

blizzard, in msog: "we want to give priest a last hurrah, here's decent cards for once"

blizzard, in jtu: "fuck priest lol"

can my opponent not have perfect answers every turn?  

nah, I'm playing Priest, so the game is programmed to give him whatever he needs every turn.  Because fuck priests, blizzard is trying to make the class completely unplayable again, i get it. 

Quote from JMaritimes >>

Quest Rogue is such a garbage 1-dimensional powerhouse deck. It's such a pain to queue up to this when you're just trying to have some fun in ranked with non-meta decks in the 15-10 ranks. Played 4 matches just now w/ a buff Pally variant, 3 rogues and 1 quest warrior. Slammed the warrior but it was a good game, and lost easily to the quest rogues with each completing their quests by turn 5 max. That's even with Dirty Rat in my starting hand. And people say this deck is okay, it's absolutely not..you shouldn't have to adjust an entire archetype of a deck with counters to compensate for how OP one single deck is. That's ludicrous. And even if you nail your counters, you still lose. 

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

can my opponent not have perfect answers every turn?  

nah, I'm playing Priest, so the game is programmed to give him whatever he needs every turn.  Because fuck priests, blizzard is trying to make the class completely unplayable again, i get it. 

So when Un'Goro released I had 60 packs to open.  Only 1 legendary, a Tyranus, so I decided to craft the warrior quest since I haven't played control decks much in the past and I've heard that warrior quest is somewhat playable.  So of course, about 4 or 5 free packs later I open this.  I'm not even surprised.

dear hs mobile app

stop being a piece of shit that disconnects or lags forever.

thanks