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Quote from Cuksn >>

Seriously, anyone else thinking this is one of the worst metas we ever had? I mean in terms of deck variety.

Shaman and Druid: Only Aggro (Jade) Shaman and Jade Druids

Rogue: 95% Miracle Rogue with very rare exceptions

Warrior: 95% Pirate Warrior with very rare exceptions

Paladin and Hunter: like almost nonexistent in this meta, only occasional Buff Pallys

Warlock, Mage, Priest: 95% Reno decks with these three classes

 

Good job Blizz -.- They buff Priest to be valuable but 2 other classes die and diversity in general is dead

Shamans.

Yeah, yeah Blizzard, we get it, you can break the game by introducing broken one-drops. Now can you please stop this experiment?

Quote from revhall >>

Just lost ten games in a row. TEN. Fell from rank 10 to rank 13. Trying to play renolocks and dragon priest. Get nothing but shamans. They have perfect curves and beat me every time because all I'm drawing is a pathetic sequence of cards. Fine, I give up. I try to play some shaman myself - come up against perfect drawing reno mages and renolocks. My last game, after switching back to dragon priest, was a renolock, who on the absolute cusp of defeat top decks a leery and pulls out a manipulator and double power overwhelming combo to beat me. Not even annoyed, just saddened. Games are supposed to be fun. This game is no longer fun. Decks deleted, game uninstalled. Best of luck to you all in this cancerous meta.

For the new expansion coming up, Blizzards plan to move the meta from 40% shaman to 100% shaman.

I hate when I forget to squelch and get half way through a game and then the opponent uses an emote to rub it in when the game goes their way. It tilts me so much that it just spoils the match. DEAR BLIZZARD DEVELOPERS - autosquelch you dumb motherfuckers or I'll fucking haunt you down after I've fucking died from hating you so much you cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts.

How often when you see Pirate Warrior/Rogue - they have Small-Time Buccaneer on turn 1?
My statisticks goes to 100%.

I made a misplay because I am an idiot and lost my winstreak at rank 11-and-4-stars which started at rank 20 with a control deck. 

Such an obvious misplay too. (Opponent had no cards left in his deck, but a board filled with murlocs. I thought I couldn't clear it... But didn't see the Lightning Storm in my hand until after I hit the concede button)

Ziegel Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Brainless retard play tempo mage and cant pass rank 18 fucking laughable loser its even end of the season ... Fucking noob lucky little bitch ... Non legend little shit ...

8 losses in a row, deck worked perfectly fine 12 hours ago...Didn't even concede my last game, just straight up quit the game. May need to take a break for the rest of the day. 

Outplayed? Nah man, nah. Just out-spellpower-rolled on a 2x 25% chance. Good hero power design Blizzard; I can't wait until you release even more X%-chance-I-win-here cards

Quote from Justice171 >>

I made a misplay because I am an idiot and lost my winstreak at rank 11-and-4-stars which started at rank 20 with a control deck. 

Such an obvious misplay too. (Opponent had no cards left in his deck, but a board filled with murlocs. I thought I couldn't clear it... But didn't see the Lightning Storm in my hand until after I hit the concede button)

How is this meta diverse?  I keep hearing how Blizzard is happy with how diverse the meta is, but from the hundreds of games that I've played, this is how diverse I get:

Shaman - Jade Pirate

Warrior - Pirate

Priest - Dragon

Mage - Reno

Warlock - Reno

Druid - Jade

Rogue - Miracle with Pirates

Hunter - Whenever they do queue up, its secret hunter

Paladin - Anyfin

This isn't diverse and it feels so stale right now. 

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Brief matchup PWarrior vs Reno Lock: TURN 4 Lethal. 

 Such a fun and interactive game right?

I like how those Smorcers hover over my minions for a second like thinking about trading but then go "nah, I aggro, I go face!"

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Brief matchup PWarrior vs Reno Lock: TURN 4 Lethal. 

 Such a fun and interactive game right?

I like how those Smorcers hover over my minions for a second like thinking about trading but then go "nah, I aggro, I go face!"

 This ALWAYS bothers me. I see my opponent hover over his minions and think a minute about whether to trade or not, while I sit there: ''Just go face already stop wasting my time retard'' and sure enough they always go face.

I hate this faggot finja mother fucker. 5 mana, draw/play your win condition, win on turn 10, so much skill involved.

Oh then you must love your 4 mana 7/7 or drakonid operative or jade druid anti-control cancer. Just you wait, scrubs. Zoo-aggro will dominate ladder again. For the mrgh! For the eggs! For the Darkshire Councilman! 

God, I actually can't complain generally about my luck, but today was just such a stupid day -.- Playing wild freeze mage, on a winstreak, played against zoo/aggro/egg/token druid, just that cancer deck, you know what I mean. Never drew my frostnova... I cycled almost my whole fucking deck, 6 cards remaining. 3 outs: 1x iceblock, 2x frostnova... Drew 3 cards with cheaper acolyte and arcane intellect. NOPE. Of course I can't manage to find my winning cards. Frostnova would've almost definitely win me the game, well ice block probably too.

And 2 other games me as miracle vs dragon priest: operative into conceal, won him the game (the only card in my deck that was able to give him the win, I've drawn 1 conceal already, and had still 19 cards in deck), 2nd game: 2x operative into 2x evis.

I fucking hate this game. Shaman,Zoo,Zoodruid,Aggroshit, Priest got pushed into a dumb curvestone midrange deck, Dragons are generally stupid as fuck, I'm happy for them to get the fuck out of standard, they're just aggro/midrange. MAN I'M COMPLETELY FILLED WITH SALT THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID I HATE THIS GAME, I honestly should just start playing an other game, HS became fucked up

Quote from Chervit >>

Oh then you must love your 4 mana 7/7 or drakonid operative or jade druid anti-control cancer. Just you wait, scrubs. Zoo-aggro will dominate ladder again. For the mrgh! For the eggs! For the Darkshire Councilman! 

Another day. Another game of pirate stone. I'll bend over the sofa and lube up for you Brode, just to make it easier.