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I've been playing Hearthstone since open beta and no deck has frustrated me as much as pirate warrior. You can't do anything about it and it's so brainless. Almost as bad as pre-nerf starving buzzard combo or undertaker hunter.

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I've been playing Hearthstone since open beta and no deck has frustrated me as much as pirate warrior. You can't do anything about it and it's so brainless. Almost as bad as pre-nerf starving buzzard combo or undertaker hunter.

I've had the worst luck in Arena lately. Garbage drafts, garbage draws in-game, and garbage opponents who feel like it's their divine mandate to BM me.

It was probably me with the BM, and not really BM because I don't always see lethal at first. if it makes you feel better I went 4-3 and all my friends know now 

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It was probably me with the BM, and not really BM because I don't always see lethal at first. if it makes you feel better I went 4-3 and all my friends know now 

MUST BE FUCKING NICE TO DRAW SO GODDAMNED WELL.

CONTROL WARRIOR IS NOW SHIT TIER, PALADIN BACK AT TIER 0, SO LONG AS YOU'RE MY OPPONENTS.

Today I'm feel like playing some zoolock on wild ladder! Yes, that is what I'll do today! Just let me first finish my quests in standard. What do we have he...oh...ok...I understand. Message received loud and clear!

Guess it is time to spread some salt!

And people wonder why there are so many pirate decks out there xD

you know that meta is pretty bad when even rogues and paladins goes face whole game

I wish hearthstone would stop rewarding terrible play and handing the win to my opponents.  They play like garbage, I play every turn flawlessly, yet they deserve the win because I draw poorly and they draw miracle after miracle.

Do people really play pirate warrior in CASUAL?

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I wish hearthstone would stop rewarding terrible play and handing the win to my opponents.  They play like garbage, I play every turn flawlessly, yet they deserve the win because I draw poorly and they draw miracle after miracle.

Me against pirate warrior. I had 2 HP and 6 minions on board. yes, six minions. I have lethal on board. The opponent has zero minions on board. He plays Ship's Cannon and another irrelevant pirate, guess where the cannon lands....

Gone 12-wins my last 3 hunter drafts; figured I'd go at it again. Sure, it's going alright - at 5-1 I queue into a shaman "despite going second they're usually not hard to aggro out", I think. 

T1 Trogg

T2 topdeck Totem Golem

Ah well, I'll just concede.

Ah man, the Gods are really giving me a ramming today; ending the same hunter run is a mage from assfuck county Portaling my 4/4. "ah well doesn't matter, I can get through any 5-cost minion despite taunt for lethal next turn" 

A-oh . . . what's this? An Alley Armorsmith? Fantastic.

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I wish hearthstone would stop rewarding terrible play and handing the win to my opponents.  They play like garbage, I play every turn flawlessly, yet they deserve the win because I draw poorly and they draw miracle after miracle.

 "They play like garbage, I play flawlessly, but they win" 

^ That's your issue. You're thinking too much of yourself, and post about every single loss you had in this forum. Why don't you start enjoying the game for once? I don't think I'd be playing this game if I was always getting pissed at it at every loss..

1. I know I make mistakes and don't play optimally.
2. I know card draw RNG will always be a thing in any card game, and not something anyone can control.
3. I know I am far from being the best player.
4. I freely admit that I don't play the best decks.
5. What you see in the salt thread is ONLY THE SALT FROM MY LOSSES, because....well...this is the salt thread.  I contribute to other parts of Hearthpwn, FYI. 
6. Judging me exclusively by my salt thread posts would logically lead someone to believe I'm just a salty fuck who needs to stop crying about the game....and would also be fucking wrong (see point #5). 

Good day, gentlemen. 

Now I am a F2P constructed player(have reached rank 11 I don't play a lot).I was playing inner fire otk priest with strangle thorn tiger,kabal talon priest injured blade master and a lot of draw mechanics.In Jan 2017 it was a breeze plying from rank 20 to rank 15(like insane winstreak).Now I am at rank 15 4 star and got rekt by shaman(aggro).I Teched against it (ooze,bruiser).Slowed it down but still got rekt(can you think of a 4/10 taunt getting owned on turn 4 well that's what happened(lava burst,flame tongue).Aggro shaman already had good cards now they run pirates and jade like wtf(I have played shaman before but don't find the archetype interesting anymore).The whole day I am stuck at rank 15 even after like 10 games like seriously blizzard.Reactive cards(pain,death,auchenai circle) are outclassed by board vomit(proactive cards) now with very few comeback mechanics how do you intend to make the game "fun and interactive".When priest (healing class) cannot out heal damage or remove board multiple times(atmost 2 times).Even with pyromancer ,it is hard for me to clear board.Meanhile at blizzard HQ(hmm how about we print 1 mana 3/3 with windfury,charge,Cant be targeted by spells,deathrattle summon another 3/3).4 mana 7/7,patches,small time buccaneer,thing from below ,1 mana 2/2 , upgrade weapon(pirate synergy),jade lightning(more burn to face) like FCVK U.I thought this game was balanced (atleast a little bit not a lot).Now I also do not like autopilot deck(dragon priest), when half of your cards are useless you can think how bad the game is like decks have no innovation just face the place and win woohoo.Iam switching games for some time.

Tired of unpacking the same GD legendary card.... Auctionmaster Beardo stop appearing unless you are gold. This is the 7th time I have gotten you

For once I'm not salty cause my opponent killed me on turn 5 or cause RNG screwed me over, but I'm pissed at myself cause I'm a complete idiot.... Renolock mirror,his Sylvanas stole my 4/12 Twilight Drake I played my Sylvanas and passed then he played Kazakus potion to summon an 8/8 and hit face so I was at 23 HP... In my mind the turn was flawlessly planned... I just had to play Abyssal Enforcer,trade Sylvanas into the 8/5 get back the Drake and play Farseer to stay out of combo range.... But that would've been too easy right? I was so stupid to trade first, ended up stealing the wrong minion and conceded soon after....  

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I wish hearthstone would stop rewarding terrible play and handing the win to my opponents.  They play like garbage, I play every turn flawlessly, yet they deserve the win because I draw poorly and they draw miracle after miracle.

 "They play like garbage, I play flawlessly, but they win" 

^ That's your issue. You're thinking too much of yourself, and post about every single loss you had in this forum. Why don't you start enjoying the game for once? I don't think I'd be playing this game if I was always getting pissed at it at every loss..

 Must I remind you - like I've had to remind everyone who's responded similarly to my posts here - that this is the SALT thread, not to be taken seriously?  

FEEL FREE TO QUOTE THIS ANYTIME ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES WANTS TO TAKE MY POSTS 100% SERIOUSLY AND LITERALLY

1. I know I make mistakes and don't play optimally.
2. I know card draw RNG will always be a thing in any card game, and not something anyone can control.
3. I know I am far from being the best player.
4. I freely admit that I don't play the best decks.
5. What you see in the salt thread is ONLY THE SALT FROM MY LOSSES, because....well...this is the salt thread.  I contribute to other parts of Hearthpwn, FYI. 
6. Judging me exclusively by my salt thread posts would logically lead someone to believe I'm just a salty fuck who needs to stop crying about the game....and would also be fucking wrong (see point #5). 

Good day, gentlemen.