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I'm absolutely convinced that everyone playing pirate warrior is severely mentally challenged. How could anyone deem this deck fun?

I'm fucking pissed of by those aggro decks in meta right now, it requires no brain to play it, Pirate Warrior is the most cancerous thing i have ever seen, and i play since Undertaker Hunter was trending.  Jade Shaman is not that powerful, since you can survive even when your draws are not helping that much, but c'mon, Warrior became extremely boring to play against

Quote from Dunedain1987 >>

Playing RenoLock:

matched with pirate war? no heals, no reno, no early game, no board clears

matched with Jade druid? no twisting nethere no shadowflame, no mc tech

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

This is really ruining my mental health. No, not the game, but the universal fact that I am unluckier in the long run, which shouldn't be statistically possible. My brain can't proccess this.. if you flip a coin a 1000 times, it should be close to 500-500, not 650-350 against my favor.. and the curves as well, if 8/10 times my opponents have the perfect hand and answers, I shouldn't be only getting it 1 or 2 out of 10 times..

I feel like I only keep playing so maybe I can see this crap even out once, but it just doesn't happen ever.. this shit generally happens irl as well, so I guess I committed some major crime against the universe that I'm not aware of to always get fucked by RNG. This is not even salt, this is me laughing in myself, thinking "how is this even possible" every second game...

Honest question - what is the fun in playing Pirate Warrior?  You don't win the game because of any decisions you made; you win only because you played the cards.  The cards do all the work.  You might as well be having a bot play the game for you.  What is the fun in that?

Quote from SchruteBucks >>

Honest question - what is the fun in playing Pirate Warrior?  You don't win the game because of any decisions you made; you win only because you played the cards.  The cards do all the work.  You might as well be having a bot play the game for you.  What is the fun in that?

I got plain common card last 5 arenas I finished (9,4,6,3,6 wins) 

BLIZZARD, Y U NO GIVE ME NORMAL ARENA REWARDS?

Also my last opponent on his empty board played madder bomber and killed my 5 hp board of 3 minions with it.

Flame imp is an insane one drop that has a drawback when you play it. Warrior can go small time, coin, first mate for a 3/2 and two 1/1s with a weapon and pirate synergy turn one. Seems balanced 

FUCK THIS GAME!  5 JADE ROGUES IN A ROW!  10 CARDS LEFT AND STILL NO AYA WHITE EYES OR N'ZOTH.  ALL 5 GAMES!!  THAT'S NOT RNG, THAT'S FRAUD AND MANIPULATION!  SUING BLIZZARD'S ASS FOR DELIBERATE MENTAL ANGUISH!!  AND FUCK ALL YOU TALENTLESS NETDECKING SCRUBS THAT THIS GAME IS GIVING FREE WINS TO AT MY EXPENSE!!

I just came here for a new ban :D So let ben get cancer brode finally get the most famous of all hs diseases so he trully be in touch with the meta. Also acceptable: terrorist bombing, plane/car crash, crazy fan shooting, crocodile hunting accident, anything just so we can get rid of that senior cancer developer. I promise to donate money to blizz when that happens.

Quote from Mihaylo_zg >>

I just came here for a new ban :D So let ben get cancer brode finally get the most famous of all hs diseases so he trully be in touch with the meta. Also acceptable: terrorist bombing, plane/car crash, crazy fan shooting, crocodile hunting accident, anything just so we can get rid of that senior cancer developer. I promise to donate money to blizz when that happens.

im pretty salty that most people are simply to dumb to play a card game like HS (and im comming from magic, so) and blame cards or deckarchtypes instead of their own lack of skill and knowledge

I'm so glad Blizzard finally made priest utterly broken. Just like shaman, from tier 4 to tier 1 with 1 expansion. So retarded.

I Forgot that Recombobulator transforms the minion into a random one with the same cost,for some reason I thought into a minion that costs (1) more. But what are the mathematical odds of that happening.

Playing Arena against Shaman and he pulls out 4...fucking FOUR Fire Elemetals, topdecking and playing one after another killing everything i drop. How the hell do people draft such op shit... .

Yogg Saron casts Gang Up on itself.  Fuck this shit.  Guy literally had to play that stupid card 3 times and clear my board for two of them to win.

I'm not that salty but i'm wondering who relates with this:

When you're all proud of this deck that's killing it in ranked and then you play your friend and you get the trash mulligan...

My third Inkmaster out of 7 legendaries from new expansion. Thanks Blizz! I'll be sure to use all three of those in my reno mage

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My third Inkmaster out of 7 legendaries from new expansion. Thanks Blizz! I'll be sure to use all three of those in my reno mage

Don't get me wrong, I actually really like her. She's amazing with a 10 mana Kazakus potion. I just feel bummed out that I got three of her. It's like the time I crafted Malygos, got another one in a pack, and then got two in another pack. Ofc with RNG you can't protect against that stuff but it still sucks.