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So I just got Yogged...

Again...

Forbidden Healing for 20, then again for 16. Horsething; first one gave him 8 health, the next 6. And then he plays Tyrion. Of course. Fuck this.  

To that hearthwarming midrange hunter who roped me since turn 1 and emoted me when I was about to die... fuck you, I topdicked Armorsmith and got my Patron Warrior back in the fight while you did'nt topdicked your finisher until it was no longer a finisher and you were lost.

Enjoy the emote rain, I'm not that kind of person, but you deserved every single bit of it.

P.D: Alleria in spanish sounds like a retard, I'm sorry for her sister Sylv.

I just don't understand why call of the wild is 8 mana. 9 would makes sense, since the regular cards each cost three mana. Yes it would be slower, but it would still have amazing synergy, guaranteed 5 damage, and you can still run 2 in your deck. You basically have to be winning by turn 8 and within lethal range by turn 8 to have any hope.

well, now I know how retarded hunters get legend: call of the skill from mulligan. 

I'm playing hunter for almost year, I'm reading a ton of guides about tempo, how can they win with 8mana card in hand? 

Finally got 3rd karazhan wing so I tried curator evolve shaman, got 0-5 was angry decided this deck sucks and I won't play it....  Changed deck and lost next game to evolve shaman, who had enough good rng I kept missing. This is bullshit!

Pretty salty about stagnating at rank 7 after losing to Yogg 4 times tonight. Wouldn't have been so upset if I didn't have 5 minions against his empty board at 22 hp to his 7 hp and die from double Pyroblast at my face and the last card from yogg being Swipe on my face despite have 5 other minions/his face that would have allowed me to win. Also why does Pyroblast always seem to go at my face whether its my Yogg or my opponents. #NeverLucky.

forgot how brutal this game is for new players. played a bit on my wife's account to help her with some quests. she was rank 19, hodge-podge decks with whatever cards shes opened.  even at rank 18 i was already playing nothing but top-tier decks. beast druids, yogg druids, tempo mage, aggro shaman. stopped at 15, figured that was fine for a half-baked c'thun rogue deck. 

Tuskarr totemic. Enough said.

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Tried out a ressurect priest today...

played 2 injured blademaster - killed

Played sylvanas - killed

played Cairne - polymorphed and killed

both resses and both black bishop resurrects the effin sheep

RNGesus, why have you forsaken me?

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Tried out a ressurect priest today...

played 2 injured blademaster - killed

Played sylvanas - killed

played Cairne - polymorphed and killed

both resses and both black bishop resurrects the effin sheep

RNGesus, why have you forsaken me?

 At least your sheep survived. I played a Rez Priest. Cleric died, Pyromancer died, Sylvanas died, Blademaster died, Thaurissan died, Rag died... 

My hand, I have Brann and double Onyx Bishop,  plus two Rez. Opponent has nothing on the board and I want to establish board. So I play Brann and Onyx and Rez, not waiting to see what came out. 

Bishop summons Cleric and Pyromancer , Rez summons Pyromancer. Suddenly, my boars fills with flames, my two Pyros die, my cleric is at 1 up, my bishop and Brann at 2. No mana to heal, opponent blows Flamestrike and blows my board to smithereens

Freaking removed Pyromancer immediately

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Quote from Robban85 >>

Tried out a ressurect priest today...

played 2 injured blademaster - killed

Played sylvanas - killed

played Cairne - polymorphed and killed

both resses and both black bishop resurrects the effin sheep

RNGesus, why have you forsaken me?

 At least your sheep survived. I played a Rez Priest. Cleric died, Pyromancer died, Sylvanas died, Blademaster died, Thaurissan died, Rag died... 

My hand, I have Brann and double Onyx Bishop,  plus two Rez. Opponent has nothing on the board and I want to establish board. So I play Brann and Onyx and Rez, not waiting to see what came out. 

Bishop summons Cleric and Pyromancer , Rez summons Pyromancer. Suddenly, my boars fills with flames, my two Pyros die, my cleric is at 1 up, my bishop and Brann at 2. No mana to heal, opponent blows Flamestrike and blows my board to smithereens

Freaking removed Pyromancer immediately

 You should remove cleric,  too weak in this 3/2 minions meta even more so in rez priest, and put back pyros theyre really good vs agrro

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Quote from Robban85 >>

Tried out a ressurect priest today...

played 2 injured blademaster - killed

Played sylvanas - killed

played Cairne - polymorphed and killed

both resses and both black bishop resurrects the effin sheep

RNGesus, why have you forsaken me?

 At least your sheep survived. I played a Rez Priest. Cleric died, Pyromancer died, Sylvanas died, Blademaster died, Thaurissan died, Rag died... 

My hand, I have Brann and double Onyx Bishop,  plus two Rez. Opponent has nothing on the board and I want to establish board. So I play Brann and Onyx and Rez, not waiting to see what came out. 

Bishop summons Cleric and Pyromancer , Rez summons Pyromancer. Suddenly, my boars fills with flames, my two Pyros die, my cleric is at 1 up, my bishop and Brann at 2. No mana to heal, opponent blows Flamestrike and blows my board to smithereens

Freaking removed Pyromancer immediately

Enemy Shaman goes:

Turn 2- Totem Golem

Turn 3- Totem Golem

Turn 4- Tuskarr Totemic into fucking Totem Golem

If you go out of your way to play Mill Rogue, please stop and consider your life choices.

Let's go through the decks I met today:

Midrange hunter, tempo mage, aggro shaman, dragon warrior. There seems to be a pattern here.

Great to see facehunter has made a comeback. Really missed that deck.

Having golden shaman portrait really is the opposite of an achievement. It either means you got it pre-the era that it got broken and thus are a botter, or that you got it with midrange/face shaman.

Playing on ladder:

Shaman: Great, another netdecked aggro or midrange shaman.

Hunter: Great, another netdecked ''midrange'' hunter (and by midrange I mean you're dead by turn 8).

Warlock: Great, another netdecked zoolock.

Priest: Great another netdecked resurrect priest/free win.

Druid; Great, another netdecked beast druid/token druid.

Paladin: Great, another netdecked N'Zoth paladin.

Rogue: Great, another netdecked miracle rogue.

etc.

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Finally got 3rd karazhan wing so I tried curator evolve shaman, got 0-5 was angry decided this deck sucks and I won't play it....  Changed deck and lost next game to evolve shaman, who had enough good rng I kept missing. This is bullshit!

 Maybe because I can't imagine working Curator Evolve Shaman? Don't blame rng, blame your deckbuilding. You were loosing with bad evolve shaman, then lost to a good evolve shaman. Simple.