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Yet another game  I lost purely because RNG deemed it so.  "Deal 4 damage; discard a card that isn't another Deal 4 damage."

Play for 8-10 turns mainly controlling the board and dealing face damage - opponent drops Yogg - end up in some unwinnable board state - anyone who plays that card should just remove their own fucking balls off with a rusty, blunt spoon.

Queue into token Shaman - draw okay and compete but die by turn 7 anyway because: broken Shaman cards - anybody playing Shaman decks deserves rope and disrespect for the rest of their fuvking lives - I guess we know where all the cunt Secret Paladin players went to.

This meta is so stale and boring: Yogg Druid? Seriously how can you have fun playing that shit? Control warrior with ravaging ghoul and double brawl? I've seen your boring netdeck literally 100 times this season. Face Shaman? Evolve Shaman? Token Shaman? The control Shaman from reddit? Yawn - you deserve no respect - your win rate and rank is irrelevant.

I'm so salty I gave up after rank 10 with my homebrew deck - just playing fun homebrew decks now and roping and BM netdeckers to slow their end of season climb. I don't care whether I win or lose now it's funny watching people lose their shit because they have no idea what I'm running.

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Play for 8-10 turns mainly controlling the board and dealing face damage - opponent drops Yogg - end up in some unwinnable board state - anyone who plays that card should just remove their own fucking balls off with a rusty, blunt spoon.

Queue into token Shaman - draw okay and compete but die by turn 7 anyway because: broken Shaman cards - anybody playing Shaman decks deserves rope and disrespect for the rest of their fuvking lives - I guess we know where all the cunt Secret Paladin players went to.

This meta is so stale and boring: Yogg Druid? Seriously how can you have fun playing that shit? Control warrior with ravaging ghoul and double brawl? I've seen your boring netdeck literally 100 times this season. Face Shaman? Evolve Shaman? Token Shaman? The control Shaman from reddit? Yawn - you deserve no respect - your win rate and rank is irrelevant.

I'm so salty I gave up after rank 10 with my homebrew deck - just playing fun homebrew decks now and roping and BM netdeckers to slow their end of season climb. I don't care whether I win or lose now it's funny watching people lose their shit because they have no idea what I'm running.

 

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Here to share the salt *extends hands holding a bag of salt* > *Throws it all up in the air*

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I was  playing priest, and my opponent was playing priest. I go first, and play Northshire Cleric. That Northshire Cleric survives THE WHOLE GAME, AND HE MILLED ME FOR LIKE 20 CARDS, DOING STUFF LIKE HOLY NOVA CIRCLE OF HEALING, MILLED MY INNER FIRE GAH SO INFURIATING!

how were you forced to survive Northshire Cleric whole game?

Hunter sucks.

he gives me 5 lose streak!

thank you Mr. worst!

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Play for 8-10 turns mainly controlling the board and dealing face damage - opponent drops Yogg - end up in some unwinnable board state - anyone who plays that card should just remove their own fucking balls off with a rusty, blunt spoon.

Queue into token Shaman - draw okay and compete but die by turn 7 anyway because: broken Shaman cards - anybody playing Shaman decks deserves rope and disrespect for the rest of their fuvking lives - I guess we know where all the cunt Secret Paladin players went to.

This meta is so stale and boring: Yogg Druid? Seriously how can you have fun playing that shit? Control warrior with ravaging ghoul and double brawl? I've seen your boring netdeck literally 100 times this season. Face Shaman? Evolve Shaman? Token Shaman? The control Shaman from reddit? Yawn - you deserve no respect - your win rate and rank is irrelevant.

I'm so salty I gave up after rank 10 with my homebrew deck - just playing fun homebrew decks now and roping and BM netdeckers to slow their end of season climb. I don't care whether I win or lose now it's funny watching people lose their shit because they have no idea what I'm running.

 

Fking Tirion, now it has N'zoth to bring it back.

I'm here because i forgot why i stopped playing arena. Oh wait...

from 5 stars rank 7 to 0 stars rank 8 with hunter. really? really?

you batman-like sucker.

I know there are people out there as Guilty as most of the people who play casual mode, but really guys? I dont care you are doing Quests, I seriously dont. Like Kripp Said, there should be better rewards for playing Ranked mode. Make it so you get 10 gold per win in ranked mode,

I made a rule to myself that I wouldnt play Control Warrior in Casual mode, but i think its time to break that rule because Casual is extremely toxic lol. thats why Hearthstone for the most part is Tilting to play because you cant play any fun decks with running into tryhards in casual mode.

This morning I was playing Dragon Reno mage, ( something i would consider a Fun deck)  I know its not a proven deck but im playing Casual mode because there is no stress.  However the first game....i play against znoth pally. and btw im probably 90% right on the deck, give or Take 1 or 2 card.

So the salty person i am, After he beat me after playing double healing, I add him and This is how the convention went

Me: LOL what are you doing? if youre gonna play Casual mode at least play something other than the most Cliche Znoth Pally list out there

Him: Mad? Youre Shit 

LOL I can guess this is what the a typical asshole like this, plays casual mode for quests and acts snide and doesnt look in the mirror.

Blizzard Seriously needs to change their system, make it so Ranked has a better payoff

my suggestions

1. dont make quests work in Casual mode, only in ranked and Tavern brawl

2. like i said earilier, make Ranked give you 10 gold for every win.

Priests should be in here non stop.

dear rng, please be nice to me just today.  thanks

Yeah this is something I've wanted for a very long time.

No quests in casual and my idea was simply no gold reward aswell.

nope, bad matchups and bad rng all day.  well guys, it was a fun attempt.  guess ill see you back at rank 15 by the end of the day.

So tired of this stupid Aggro-aggro-aggro game. Had to make account just to say how horrible this game is. im done!!

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Priests should be in here non stop.

Is there any better feeling than beating Zoolock with Renolock?

How the h**** do you beat Heroic Skelesaurus Hex though?

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Is there any better feeling than beating Zoolock with Renolock?

How the h**** do you beat Heroic Skelesaurus Hex though?

OK - FUCK Pyromancer and Equality.  That is the most bull shit board clear ever.  4 lousy mana to get rid of an entire board?  Fuck that horrible shit.  And they get two of them.  Fucking assholes.  Wild Pyromancer is a dickhead card.  Get rid of it.  Fuck off.