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motherfucking shamans

I have 21 hp. Enemy Rogue has 14. Playing Priest. I play N'Zoth that I TOOK FROM HER VIA SHIFTING SHADE. Turn passes to her. She draws. She has 6 cards. 

Malygos + Sinister Strike + Coin + Sinister Strike + Prep + Eviscerate.

What the actual fuck...

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I have 21 hp. Enemy Rogue has 14. Playing Priest. I play N'Zoth that I TOOK FROM HER VIA SHIFTING SHADE. Turn passes to her. She draws. She has 6 cards. 

Malygos + Sinister Strike + Coin + Sinister Strike + Prep + Eviscerate.

What the actual fuck...

Shaman, Warrior, Shaman, Warrior, Shaman, Warrior. Two brainless and obnoxious classes, and I all I play against. Honorable mentions include perfect curve midrange Hunters and zoo players.

Playing against Priest as N'Zoth Pally is so depressing, Entomb is such a disgusting card.

This fucking game is just fucking against me in arena.

Shaman 4 wins, 2 losses, go up against a mage.

Turn 8, his turn - 
My board: Healing totem (2/2), Flametongue Totem, 9/4 nerubian (frozen), Stoneclaw Totem
His board: Stormwind Champion

He plays Spellslinger, and you know what he just happens to get from Spellslinger? Flame strike? nope that couldn't be played until next turn. Lightning storm? not that either, it would be good but he would still have to trade his guy. So what then? What does Spellslinger give him? FUCKING Unleash the Hounds

Are you fucking serious? He now spawns 4 2/2 hounds because of his fucking stormwind, easily wipes my entire board and gets to keep spellslinger, stormwind, and 2 hounds.

Absolute fucking bullshit, I was way ahead on cards, we were equal HP, I was ahead on board, and I lose this game because of that single disgusting piece of fucking RNG.

1-6 with my N'Zoth Preist and Rank 8, dropped back to 9. Wtf are the odds of facing 3 miracle rogues that topdeck their cards for lethal and not not getting a single Archenai SoulPriest+Circle of Healing? I play against 3 midrange hunters who topdeck exact lethal when I had lethal next turn. They obviously topdeck 2 skill commands and quick shots with the Eaglehorn Bow even though I had the board. I did not get a single Archenai SoulPriest+Circle Healing or Excavated Evil to clear his board. I was one game away from rank 7 before this bs happened.

Studies show 9 out of 10 Zoo Lock players suffer from extreme micro penis. It's science

I don't what it's like for new players -- and I open with that because this was the expansion that was supposed to make it easier for new players to get into the game -- but this is probably the least fun the game has ever been.

I've been playing for a long time and have a great selection of cards. My best month was a high of rank 9 (I know, everyone is legendary, so rank 9 is beyond pathetic -- just don't look at the stats). I can basically make any deck I want, but I tend to prefer slower decks. At this point, though, I feel like I have to play an aggressive deck and...I just lost interest in this post.

After playing 30 games with 70% win rate 10 FUCKING LOSSES IN A FUCKING ROW 7 games without even draw a single call of the wild

"Tempo" warrior is fucking joke.  Pirate Warrior just crushed the fuck out of my "tempo" warrior, wasn't even close.

Played Renolock with Cho'gall a couple days ago. The deck started off fairly well going 8-2 until I lost 10 consecutive games.

I felt like quitting the game for good after that loss-streak.

Either matchmaking is terrible or everyone is playing Shaman on ladder. So sick of playing against same shitty Shaman aggro deck every alternate game. And, of course, I don't draw any board clear when I need.

Ugh...

So, miracle rogue is back, and it had to be the boring-ass leeroy one. Fine.

I'm at 10 HP.Fucking shaman with no card and 2/2 doomhammer topdecked rockbiter weapon among 20 cards.If he didn't he had ABSOLUTELY NO chance to win.

Is there any braindead shaman list that only goes face i can chechout, i'm sick of thinking.I only want to topdeck things.

Thank you.

Was facing so many mindless shaman decided to make a deck that punishes then so hard.  Weapon hate , aoe , taunts , doomsayers ,  you name it.  12 games later guess how many shaman I faced ?   Yes you guessed it 0.   Was tempted to switch to my main deck but was too afraid I'll get a shaman again and they would miss being punished.  

I swear that the RNG isn't really RNG. Blizzard hates you!

im starting to hating on fucking blizzard for the state of the game. why they made shaman so OP that every fucking retard would play it i dont fucking understand. i think the only here to blame is clearly blizzard and not the players. they tested the cards my ass