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egg druids must be the worst faggot-douchebags out of all the playerbase in this game. oh god how i wish i could teleport to the room of this kid who BM me. 

 Why? It's probably the least straight-forward aggro deck ever. Probably also one of the funniest to play and I've never seen one in 300 games on ranked, lol.

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Third time in a row, that i lose a game because Force of Nature, Roar, Innervate, Roar.
Complete control of the game, of the hand, everything, but of course you must predict and/or play around a 22 dmg combo everytime you face a druid, plus, have Loatheb in hand any time you desire. 
Such love.

I'm not enjoying "burst" effects that do more than 10 damage or gain 10 life a turn.

Especially RenoLock in games when the whole game comes down to whether he has Reno in his hand or not...

Or the whole game comes down to whether the Druid has "the combo" ...

Aggro shaman is a fuck face deck.  Please die if you play this deck.  Spineless losers.

What a joke, first fucking day of the season and still I can't queue into anything even remotely favored (or 50/50). I queue into Handlock as a Priest (trying to counter secret Paladin) TWICE in a row. Switch to Druid, figure that should do the trick. Queue into secret Paladin, has a perfect curve. Emotes "Thank you." when I concede. Yeah, so damn skilled. I don't mind the deck, I just hate when the people playing them act like they're so great. It's literally the easiest deck to play in the game, get over yourself.

Forgot to mention that after I switched back to Priest, I faced a Rogue. I shouldn't have stopped playing Rogue, looks like that's all I'll be playing in this meta.

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What a joke, first fucking day of the season and still I can't queue into anything even remotely favored (or 50/50). I queue into Handlock as a Priest (trying to counter secret Paladin) TWICE in a row. Switch to Druid, figure that should do the trick. Queue into secret Paladin, has a perfect curve. Emotes "Thank you." when I concede. Yeah, so damn skilled. I don't mind the deck, I just hate when the people playing them act like they're so great. It's literally the easiest deck to play in the game, get over yourself.

Forgot to mention that after I switched back to Priest, I faced a Rogue. I shouldn't have stopped playing Rogue, looks like that's all I'll be playing in this meta.

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What a joke, first fucking day of the season and still I can't queue into anything even remotely favored (or 50/50). I queue into Handlock as a Priest (trying to counter secret Paladin) TWICE in a row. Switch to Druid, figure that should do the trick. Queue into secret Paladin, has a perfect curve. Emotes "Thank you." when I concede. Yeah, so damn skilled. I don't mind the deck, I just hate when the people playing them act like they're so great. It's literally the easiest deck to play in the game, get over yourself.

Forgot to mention that after I switched back to Priest, I faced a Rogue. I shouldn't have stopped playing Rogue, looks like that's all I'll be playing in this meta.

 The SP probably meant the thank you if you didn't rope him, lol.

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Third time in a row, that i lose a game because Force of Nature, Roar, Innervate, Roar.
Complete control of the game, of the hand, everything, but of course you must predict and/or play around a 22 dmg combo everytime you face a druid, plus, have Loatheb in hand any time you desire. 
Such love.

 This is my biggest problem with the game right now.  So tired of 90% of my games being the exact same thing.  Beat the snot out of him and hope that I can get lethal before that stupid combo.  Almost as fun as the old patron warrior.

Really think it's time to hang up this game for a while and go back to MTG.  At least that way I can face something besides the same five netdecks all fucking day long.

Thanks Ben Brode and the rest of the development team for making such an "original" game.

A secret palladin sent me a friend request. I didn't notice. The next day I accept it, and he calls me a top-decking nigger. Says he hopes my family get's ass raped and die of cancer. Then defriends. What the actual fuck? Still salty a day later?

And this guy got a turn six challenger turn seven boom and Dropped tirion turn 9 or ten. I should be the salty one playing malylock. One of the least op decks out there. The finishing blow was pretty sick though. He was at 12 life and had just dropped tirion. He coulda cleared my board of one azure drake, but you know, secret pally don't trade minions. So I have a dark bomb, owl, brann, and peddler in my hand. I figure I can find four dmg with peddler I'll win, theres three cards i could find (abusive, soul fire, or power overwhelming )and six chances so good odds. Bran peddler find power overwhelming play on drake silence tirion attack darkbomb. Well played right? What an asshat.

Control of the game turn 1 to 8, I decide to leave one single opponent minion on the board to setup lethal next turn (even if he cleared my board I'd have won) and I have enough HP to stay alive to FoN / SR, even if he Innervates-Hero Power I'm safe. I pass, "Hmm, well played", Force of Nature + Savage x2, both in hand during 1 turn of Emperor.

Eh. Really well played.

40 Quest again, been a week.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's so hard to make an honest living as Face Hunter these days. Fucking Dragon Priest is already an unfavored matchup, but ok, I'm up to the challenge. Of course the bastard has a T2 Wyrmrest Agent. In the first few turns, I fight down BOTH Wyrmrest Agents, BOTH Twilight Guardians (Fuck you? Aren't decks supposed to be shuffled?), Holy Nova, Northshire Cleric AND Lightbomb. We're both below 10 health, I'm topdecking.

Animal Companion. All is well, Huffer will end this. Nope. Leokk. Fuck!! And then Let Me Change Your Mind!? Anduin you little brat, play with your own cards.

But OK, I live. I can topdeck lethal. Animal Companion. Surely Huffer this time. Nope. ANOTHER LEOKK? Excusez-moi? What happened to the Face is the place!? And he has another Cabal!?

Well fought. I concede. I hope you had to win this game to save your grandfather from the Shadow Realm or shit like that.

You know what really sucks? When you plays freeze mage and lose 5 games in a row because of Malganis? and 2 of them were from an unstable portal. man that shit is fucked up

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's so hard to make an honest living as Face Hunter these days. Fucking Dragon Priest is already an unfavored matchup, but ok, I'm up to the challenge. Of course the bastard has a T2 Wyrmrest Agent. In the first few turns, I fight down BOTH Wyrmrest Agents, BOTH Twilight Guardians (Fuck you? Aren't decks supposed to be shuffled?), Holy Nova, Northshire Cleric AND Lightbomb. We're both below 10 health, I'm topdecking.

Animal Companion. All is well, Huffer will end this. Nope. Leokk. Fuck!! And then Let Me Change Your Mind!? Anduin you little brat, play with your own cards.

But OK, I live. I can topdeck lethal. Animal Companion. Surely Huffer this time. Nope. ANOTHER LEOKK? Excusez-moi? What happened to the Face is the place!? And he has another Cabal!?

Well fought. I concede. I hope you had to win this game to save your grandfather from the Shadow Realm or shit like that.

oh yeah sure. i'm playing fucking freeze mage and every single fucking deck has got 10 fucking heals in it. holy light and the fucking stupid walus? how the fuck are you playing with a stupid ass fucking deck like that. and what the fuck is up with reno from portals? that fucking shit is stupid. and suuuuuuure man, you can fucking double healbot then medivh.

And why the fuck are you all fucking spamming your emotes? it doesn't make you cool, it make you an annoying little prick

Almost beat a golden paladin with my basic-card paladin on EU. Not really salty, but just kind of surprised at the skill level of these golden heroes on EU. Punch through all 3 paladin legendaries, he was at one health and just couldn't get that last consecration or minions bigger than boulder fist ogre. Feelsbadman. 

make an honest living as Face Hunter

It's oxymoron time !

I crafted Malygos for the last brawl, then the brawl ended xD .

In the 1-6 run with my F2P Druid in casual, I didn't draw or even see a single Swipe (in mulligan) in the first 6 games.

When I finally drew them, I also drew 8 of my 9 spells in the deck in the first 13 cards.

I was doing the Druid daily, so it was totally not rigged.

Update 1:

in the 8th game, opponent Ragnaros the Firelord won a 1/8 lethal.

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Trying to complete a daily as a Ramp/Beast Druid and Midrange Shaman. An hour later I've won one match. Card draw is simply horrendous today. I always draw a card needed one turn too late or not at all. Only for that specific card to show up in my opening hand in the next match. Meanwhile, my opponent has a perfect curve over and over again. Especially those annoying  turn 6 Challenger Secret Pallies.