Sounds like you lost to "xxxDankPantsxxx" playing a fast Murloc Shaman at rank 25 who also continuously BM'd and roped you til you conceded and wrote this waste of a post. 👏👏👏
Sounds like you lost to "xxxDankPantsxxx" playing a fast Murloc Shaman at rank 25 who also continuously BM'd and roped you til you conceded and wrote this waste of a post. 👏👏👏
Pretty much what his initial post reeks of, yup.
This whole “funny post” simply belongs in the salt thread. Nothing original or fun here, just winching.
Aside from names to know you are playing a bad player is the choice of deck. Most common is a mindless aggro deck. Currently we have the bad players picking the straight murloc deck. They don't trade they just go face regardless of what deck you are playing or your minions on the board. Even if it helps them avoid death or better their situation in the match they will not trade cause must go face. They concede by turn 7 if they haven't won by then. They play a minion that has a battlecry that has no valid effect to what they are currently doing. They just had a card so they played a card.
I actually think you're a bad aggro player and that's what it's all about. Aggro isn't value-town (You might have to drop the healthiest minion and miss out on the BC) and trades are selected very carefully, so to say aggro is "easy" shows you're actually not that good yourself.
Playing a Houndmaster without a target might be the best play. Not that this is in the meta right now, but you get the point.
I just wonder. What the fuck is your rank, If you’re seeing that type of sh*t?
Rank 2 but also play casual. This observation is from the years I've played. Never changes.
Observation of years without realizing playing control doesn't require you to be better than agro players..
Control players think agro only snorc cayse they dont know that agro vs agro is not onlu smorcing , but agro player trade against a deck with nore value its prob.... Wait why do i bother to explain it in this ridiculous thread?
I used to think that "aggro" players are more "braindead" than the others because they just smorc. Sometimes I still find some bad aggro players who just go face disregarding the board( a single trade would have won them the game). But on the other hand, what makes control warrior or cyclone mage players better? They are more controllish, but they have OP cards in their decks. They rely on Omega Devastator, or Giant+Conjurer's to win the game. I have built a Control Shudderwock Shaman with Zentimo and Kragwa and doing pretty decently on EU (rank 3 at the moment). I prefer carefully using my resources and so on than having to rely on OP cards to win me the game.
Yeah, even control decks are split into 2 types: the infinite resources and the finite ones. Control Priest and Control Warlock(without Rafaam) currently cannot compete against the value of Dr.Boom and his boyz.
The easiest way I have to spot a bad player is if they, as a warrior, use their hero power before they swing their weapon. This mostly applied during the Pirate Warrior meta but I still see Bomb Warriors and Control Warriors doing it on ladder right now.
To stop this Kind of trolling and/or salty threads we must even read, but not reply to them.
Ego grows even with stupid threads ...
Maybe it's time to go on strike and start a campaign named "don't reply to those useless, salty threads"
This is good advice.
Unfortunately, I've already "ignored" the clever fellow who apparently started this thread, so I can't report it to the mods. It's worth remembering that both trolling and responding to trolling are prohibited behaviour in the forums. It's always best to simply report the folks who are baiting community members - the mods typically act quite promptly.
You know when you're facing a bad player when; He has a name like; Swagbruh or DankMemes or A random food or random item like 'Buttermilk' or 'HepaFilter' as their name. We also have the "watch out we have a badass in the house" names like 'killyoubro' or 'Annihilateyou' or 'Yourpwnd'. Add in bad spelling and numbers or cradle the name with x's at the start and end. Sometimes we have the bad players who compare themselves to deities like "GodRank' or the opposite like "GodKiller'. Then there are the slew of pants names which I see about quite a few a day like 'grumpypants' or 'swagpants' but really all the pants players should be called 'ClownPants'
Oh good to know! So everyone named Ruslana is a pornactress and people named Bob are builders/contractors.
Check the names on this list from the top HS players in Feb2019 and you're first point is proven wrong already:
This isn't meant to troll but rather from the funny side of Hearthstone. If any apply to you then yes, you need to reconsider your choices in Hearthstone.
You know when you're facing a bad player when; He has a name like; Swagbruh or DankMemes or A random food or random item like 'Buttermilk' or 'HepaFilter' as their name. We also have the "watch out we have a badass in the house" names like 'killyoubro' or 'Annihilateyou' or 'Yourpwnd'. Add in bad spelling and numbers or cradle the name with x's at the start and end. Sometimes we have the bad players who compare themselves to deities like "GodRank' or the opposite like "GodKiller'. Then there are the slew of pants names which I see about quite a few a day like 'grumpypants' or 'swagpants' but really all the pants players should be called 'ClownPants'.
Aside from names to know you are playing a bad player is the choice of deck. Most common is a mindless aggro deck. Currently we have the bad players picking the straight murloc deck. They don't trade they just go face regardless of what deck you are playing or your minions on the board. Even if it helps them avoid death or better their situation in the match they will not trade cause must go face. They concede by turn 7 if they haven't won by then. They play a minion that has a battlecry that has no valid effect to what they are currently doing. They just had a card so they played a card. They may also play the most common deck and currently that is rogue. They will still play the pre-nerf version of it and do it badly. Like not noticing the combo isn't active on getting lackeys.
They play very quickly. No thought goes into what they do. As soon as it is their turn they wildly play minions and go face and only go face. There is an exception to their quick play style. If you play a taunt they stop.. freeze.. confused as what to do and most likely will concede after about 10 seconds.
At each turn when they go face they will alway emote either the hello, wow, or the threat emote without fail even waiting till they are able to again before ending their turn.
Some will not concede by turn 7 when they are losing. Some will then turn into sore losers and rope you each turn. I'm thinking they are hoping you concede cause they can't handle losing or just being the sad snowflakes they are.
That's my short list. What things do you notice bad players doing consistently?
They are fun to play against as they play straight up netdecks and are predictable and make mistakes.
a lot of this looks like a joke, and I don't think a lot of this is accurate. but what stuck out to me is when you said that bad players play aggro decks. this is just dumb, I hate the assumption that aggro decks are more mindless, or dumber than control decks. aggro decks aren't just 'play minions go face and win on turn 5'. I play aggro decks sometimes, but I am not a bad player. and sometimes I play the top meta deck, but I am not a bad player.
being good at deckbuilding, enjoying control decks, and being a good player are not related. lots of good players play aggro decks, or the top meta decks.
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From my experience, Big Priest players are usually the dumbest out there, since you dont really need a brain to win with it.
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Sounds like you lost to "xxxDankPantsxxx" playing a fast Murloc Shaman at rank 25 who also continuously BM'd and roped you til you conceded and wrote this waste of a post. 👏👏👏
Team Yellow for the win
Pretty much what his initial post reeks of, yup.
This whole “funny post” simply belongs in the salt thread. Nothing original or fun here, just winching.
I actually think you're a bad aggro player and that's what it's all about. Aggro isn't value-town (You might have to drop the healthiest minion and miss out on the BC) and trades are selected very carefully, so to say aggro is "easy" shows you're actually not that good yourself.
Playing a Houndmaster without a target might be the best play. Not that this is in the meta right now, but you get the point.
I'm mostly a combo-deck player myself.
Observation of years without realizing playing control doesn't require you to be better than agro players..
Control players think agro only snorc cayse they dont know that agro vs agro is not onlu smorcing , but agro player trade against a deck with nore value its prob.... Wait why do i bother to explain it in this ridiculous thread?
Actually laughed out loud. You are a savage.
I used to think that "aggro" players are more "braindead" than the others because they just smorc. Sometimes I still find some bad aggro players who just go face disregarding the board( a single trade would have won them the game). But on the other hand, what makes control warrior or cyclone mage players better? They are more controllish, but they have OP cards in their decks. They rely on Omega Devastator, or Giant+Conjurer's to win the game. I have built a Control Shudderwock Shaman with Zentimo and Kragwa and doing pretty decently on EU (rank 3 at the moment). I prefer carefully using my resources and so on than having to rely on OP cards to win me the game.
Yeah, even control decks are split into 2 types: the infinite resources and the finite ones. Control Priest and Control Warlock(without Rafaam) currently cannot compete against the value of Dr.Boom and his boyz.
Nice attempt at humor
To stop this Kind of trolling and/or salty threads we must even read, but not reply to them.
Ego grows even with stupid threads ...
Maybe it's time to go on strike and start a campaign named "don't reply to those useless, salty threads"
A wild player
The easiest way I have to spot a bad player is if they, as a warrior, use their hero power before they swing their weapon. This mostly applied during the Pirate Warrior meta but I still see Bomb Warriors and Control Warriors doing it on ladder right now.
This is good advice.
Unfortunately, I've already "ignored" the clever fellow who apparently started this thread, so I can't report it to the mods. It's worth remembering that both trolling and responding to trolling are prohibited behaviour in the forums. It's always best to simply report the folks who are baiting community members - the mods typically act quite promptly.
He's not replying anymore after stirring up the pot. Clear troll. Please lock the thread and give him a warning.
Oh good to know! So everyone named Ruslana is a pornactress and people named Bob are builders/contractors.
Check the names on this list from the top HS players in Feb2019 and you're first point is proven wrong already:
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/hearthstone/22922068/top-hearthstone-players-february-2019
Examples:
IwillHuntYou
Destroyer
L3GENDARY
Grammar is the difference between knowing your crap, and knowing you’re crap.
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What do random objets in this Name list?? I love those names! It‘s a special type of stupid, joyfull humor and wayyyyyyy better than godkiller420
a lot of this looks like a joke, and I don't think a lot of this is accurate. but what stuck out to me is when you said that bad players play aggro decks. this is just dumb, I hate the assumption that aggro decks are more mindless, or dumber than control decks. aggro decks aren't just 'play minions go face and win on turn 5'. I play aggro decks sometimes, but I am not a bad player. and sometimes I play the top meta deck, but I am not a bad player.
being good at deckbuilding, enjoying control decks, and being a good player are not related. lots of good players play aggro decks, or the top meta decks.
Rejoice, for even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
Never see a bad player since I am above rank 5.
So you play control and want to feel special and important? How original.
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