Hi. I'm Dr. Scaphandre, and I'm here to bring to you all a very important situation happening within Hearthstone. Everyone is mad that the meta is shit, Warlock is still overpowered, how expensive the game is now, and ActiBlizzard's inadequacy to fix the fucking game. But today I have a more pressing matter that needs to be brought to everyone's attention. The endangerment, of the Drakeslayer.
Drakeslayers are abused token minions. Summoned from Marsh Drake they mobilize to deal with the 3 mana 5/4 monstrosity. However, despite their best efforts, every Drakeslayer that answers the call to action, always meets an unfortunate end three seconds after they're summoned. Their last words always being "Ready...aim..."
Drakeslayers are going to become extinct unless something is done. Thankfully you can help. For the low low price of NOT SWINGING YOUR WEAPON OR USING ONE OF YOUR SILVER HAND RECRUITS, these brave Worgens will finally get to say their forgotten word "FIRE!" So please, for the sake of this endangered species, stop killing the Drakeslayers. Please, before it's too late! #savetheslayers
For years now I have been concerned at all the orphaned Whelps that are brought into this world only to have their owner killed mere seconds later by a charging man yelling out his own name.
Yes, as an responsible adult I always try to give these little fellows a chance - Shadow Madness or the friendly Cabal Shadow Priest are often used to counsel these poor fellows. Of yourse, the counciling could begin earlier with an Potion of Madness, but sadly did I loose my last contacts supplying them to me.
That said, the sad truth of them being martyrers still persist. Even when I try everything in my power to enable them a glorious future, my opponent has often quite different plans...
Yes, as an responsible adult I always try to give these little fellows a chance - Shadow Madness or the friendly Cabal Shadow Priest are often used to counsel these poor fellows. Of yourse, the counciling could begin earlier with an Potion of Madness, but sadly did I loose my last contacts supplying them to me.
That said, the sad truth of them being martyrers still persist. Even when I try everything in my power to enable them a glorious future, my opponent has often quite different plans...
This was the exact post I was planning on making but done better than I would have done. Good show
Everyone: Write to your local politician. Start a petition. Make banners and start a leaflet campaign. I am with you brother - the callous murder of these guys sickens me *
Hi. I'm Dr. Scaphandre, and I'm here to bring to you all a very important situation happening within Hearthstone. Everyone is mad that the meta is shit, Warlock is still overpowered, how expensive the game is now, and ActiBlizzard's inadequacy to fix the fucking game. But today I have a more pressing matter that needs to be brought to everyone's attention. The endangerment, of the Drakeslayer.
Drakeslayers are abused token minions. Summoned from Marsh Drake they mobilize to deal with the 3 mana 5/4 monstrosity. However, despite their best efforts, every Drakeslayer that answers the call to action, always meets an unfortunate end three seconds after they're summoned. Their last words always being "Ready...aim..."
Drakeslayers are going to become extinct unless something is done. Thankfully you can help. For the low low price of NOT SWINGING YOUR WEAPON OR USING ONE OF YOUR SILVER HAND RECRUITS, these brave Worgens will finally get to say their forgotten word "FIRE!" So please, for the sake of this endangered species, stop killing the Drakeslayers. Please, before it's too late! #savetheslayers
Well, at least you put some effort into it, unlike some ppl :) So let's see how long will this go on :)
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This is a great cause doctor. I stand with you! #savetheslayer
+1 for comic sans
Quite unlike the Dragonslayer who is never killed or seen.
A very noble cause indeed.
For years now I have been concerned at all the orphaned Whelps that are brought into this world only to have their owner killed mere seconds later by a charging man yelling out his own name.
#SaveTheSlayers
#SlayersLivesMatter
Auto squelch. That's all I'm asking for.
Yes, as an responsible adult I always try to give these little fellows a chance - Shadow Madness or the friendly Cabal Shadow Priest are often used to counsel these poor fellows. Of yourse, the counciling could begin earlier with an Potion of Madness, but sadly did I loose my last contacts supplying them to me.
That said, the sad truth of them being martyrers still persist. Even when I try everything in my power to enable them a glorious future, my opponent has often quite different plans...
Do or do not. There is no try.
How can you worry about drakeslayers when defenders are constantly noblely sacrificing themselves for years. #Savethedefenders.
Cabal Shadow Priest
we'll preserve them
I tried having fun once. It was awful.
Saving a poisonous species that is detrimental to ALL other minions?
If you save the slayers, it will kill off everything else. Extinction is a part of nature...
Rejoice, for even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
If we draw them as waifus, like we did to earth chan. Maybe people will stop killing them.
the forgotten epics
Junkbot Frost Giant Luckydo Buccaneer Sea Reaver Darkspeaker Mini-Mage Blubber Baron Captain's Parrot Magnataur Alpha
Everyone: Write to your local politician. Start a petition. Make banners and start a leaflet campaign. I am with you brother - the callous murder of these guys sickens me *
* unless it's me that's killing them
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Anti face propaganda
(Note everything within the () is actual me)
AND THE TEXT OUTSIDE "()" IS ME! THE GREAT AND MIGHTY CTHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Class mains are warrior, rogue and mage)