I hope you fuckers that play secret mage all die a very painful death, the most brainless fucking aggro deck there is but I bet you still feel smart when you keep throwing all of these spells to face.
job well fucking done dude you sure showed me how this game is meant to be played you sad sack of shit
Had a mage opponent get Leeroy from both Firelands Portals. When the second one showed up there was a pause in the action where I think both of us were like, "well okay then."
what the fuck is going on. why does everyone FUCKING EVERYONE but me get to draw their perfect opening??????
you play too many quickplay matches.After a while it normalizes you around 50% forcing you even more then ladder because of the augmenting MMR. Play ranked for a better experience in terms of draws but ofc you will face more top tiers depending on the actual rank.
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
what the fuck is going on. why does everyone FUCKING EVERYONE but me get to draw their perfect opening??????
you play too many quickplay matches.After a while it normalizes you around 50% forcing you even more then ladder because of the augmenting MMR. Play ranked for a better experience in terms of draws but ofc you will face more top tiers depending on the actual rank.
I've been playing mostly ranked.
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All day I've been between rank 2 and rank 1. Win, lose, win lose. Big losing streak followed by a decent win streak. Back at rank 1 3 stars. Just can't seem to push forward to Legend.
Not trying to sound obnoxious. Just frustrated that whether I win or not is really a coin toss. Warlock opponent? 90% chance I'm screwed. Anyone else - depends on opening hands. Ugh.
make a 12/12 edwin. opponent top decks devolve then lightning storms my board on back to back turns then plops a 7/7. meanwhile i cant draw a sap, eviserate or vilespine to save my life
next game back to back spitefuls hitting a 10/10 and 12. fun stuff
Facing off against one or two Big Priests on ladder is fine when they're trying to high roll you (because hey it is only one player right it can't happen that often), but then you find a good fourth of the ladder at rank 10 is rolling the deck so you frequently face off against low chances that they have Barnes by 3 or 4 (which happens often somehow).
Of corse I try out a hunter barnes deck and "Barnes" my spell breaker. Priest I am playing (who drops Barnes on 4 instead of 6 like me) gets Obsidian Statue. And I by turn 10 I have faced that stupid taunt 4 times. I hate that priest deck.
Haven't played the game since like November. It's fucking embarrassing to see people still playing the faceroll top-tier decks and piloting them as though they're getting blown for the first time whilst simultaneously trying to juggle.
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pretty fuckin dumb to lose to a deck just because i wasnt expecting it. shouldi just quit hearthstone forever because of being the most unlucky player of all time?
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Play 5 times in a row vs the cursed cubelock, give up and make a deck with a ton of techs, silences, sap, weapon destroy, everything I can put.
8 games vs secret mage, mill rogue and paladins.
CURSE YOU MATCHING SYSTEM!!!
I hope you fuckers that play secret mage all die a very painful death, the most brainless fucking aggro deck there is but I bet you still feel smart when you keep throwing all of these spells to face.
job well fucking done dude you sure showed me how this game is meant to be played you sad sack of shit
Had a mage opponent get Leeroy from both Firelands Portals. When the second one showed up there was a pause in the action where I think both of us were like, "well okay then."
You want to know what Hearthstone's "Game Over" screen looks like?
Play ranked for a better experience in terms of draws but ofc you will face more top tiers depending on the actual rank.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Ranks 10-8 in Wild is just infinite Giants decks right now.
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And here I was thinking arena was different from ladder? Full of gold portraits and decks that still look like Standard dispite the Wild fest evening.
Add this to the cockblock that actually is ladder, i'm rather unhappy with the state of the game atm.
Golden Hero Collections thus far; -
Europe: Druid, Hunter, Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Warrior (9/9)
Americas: Druid, Mage, Paladin Shaman (4/9)
Everywhere else: Workin on it.. (0/9)
what deck automatically beats big priest because fuck that overpowered bullshit.
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First game in wild arena and this is what happens. And in the second game I got Temporus from Bone drake. 0-3 run inc.
whats it like to draw perfectly? whats it like to queue into a deck and they draw none of the cards their deck is built around?
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All day I've been between rank 2 and rank 1. Win, lose, win lose. Big losing streak followed by a decent win streak. Back at rank 1 3 stars. Just can't seem to push forward to Legend.
Not trying to sound obnoxious. Just frustrated that whether I win or not is really a coin toss. Warlock opponent? 90% chance I'm screwed. Anyone else - depends on opening hands. Ugh.
make a 12/12 edwin. opponent top decks devolve then lightning storms my board on back to back turns then plops a 7/7. meanwhile i cant draw a sap, eviserate or vilespine to save my life
next game back to back spitefuls hitting a 10/10 and 12. fun stuff
Facing off against one or two Big Priests on ladder is fine when they're trying to high roll you (because hey it is only one player right it can't happen that often), but then you find a good fourth of the ladder at rank 10 is rolling the deck so you frequently face off against low chances that they have Barnes by 3 or 4 (which happens often somehow).
Of corse I try out a hunter barnes deck and "Barnes" my spell breaker. Priest I am playing (who drops Barnes on 4 instead of 6 like me) gets Obsidian Statue. And I by turn 10 I have faced that stupid taunt 4 times. I hate that priest deck.
so who do i pay to get my account un-rigged? I am so fucking sick of drawing terribly.
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Haven't played the game since like November. It's fucking embarrassing to see people still playing the faceroll top-tier decks and piloting them as though they're getting blown for the first time whilst simultaneously trying to juggle.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
pretty fuckin dumb to lose to a deck just because i wasnt expecting it. shouldi just quit hearthstone forever because of being the most unlucky player of all time?
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