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Thanks to very "friendly" players from France who for some reason like to add me after games in casual, I now know how to say "son of a bitch" and "fuck your mother" in French with acronyms.

Another day od paladin/druid/warlock bullshit. Give me my fucking nerfs already!

Just another day in casual mode.

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It's funny how after the nerf was announced, the blizzard fanboys (especially the reddit circle jerking cesspool) realized how dominating paladins suddenly have become.

Is the majority of the community seriously so ********? Criticism on cards and archetypes is only allowed and accepted after T5 announces nerfs? fuck off, you are the lowest of the lowest. enjoy your miserable lives.

 I suspect half of that subreddit is on Blizzard payroll. 

 

I made a new account times ago and collected some cards.
Just trying to reach rank 15, im' not searching for the gory, just want to take a fucking golden rare.
At rank 18 i face only decent decks like mine.
At rank 17 it seems all the  cancer player reunite theirselves to make people mad. Cubelocks ( a lot), odd warrior,  odd paladins, even paladins.
Really? 

get the fuck out of here stupid shopper kid

paladins and warlock on EVERY MATCHUP POSSIBLE.FUCK OFF CUNTS

Made a NA account yesterday to play with Hunter as on EU I don't have many hunter cards. And what do you think? Rank 25: emoting Baku rogue, Spell Hunter (golden hero), Spiteful Summoner mage (Khadgar hero with lots of golden cards). Only the last guy I played against was clearly new to the game. Poor soul if he just started the game and encounters this.

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Made a NA account yesterday to play with Hunter as on EU I don't have many hunter cards. And what do you think? Rank 25: emoting Baku rogue, Spell Hunter (golden hero), Spiteful Summoner mage (Khadgar hero with lots of golden cards). Only the last guy I played against was clearly new to the game. Poor soul if he just started the game and encounters this.

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I just had a game against a Pirate Warrior BOT on Casual Wild. Seriously ?????? People like this should be banned for life from gaming.

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Made a NA account yesterday to play with Hunter as on EU I don't have many hunter cards. And what do you think? Rank 25: emoting Baku rogue, Spell Hunter (golden hero), Spiteful Summoner mage (Khadgar hero with lots of golden cards). Only the last guy I played against was clearly new to the game. Poor soul if he just started the game and encounters this.

would be great if i could draw that last goddamned card for my combo instead of it being the last card in my deck.  

do you guys know what the cheat code is to enable the menu options for "disable 'hunters always win' in casual"? 

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edit: im not sure if you guys knew this, but big priest is actually quite good against the wild casual meta.  i know its probably unpopular opinion to suggest such an off meta deck, but trust me, it's oddly quite strong. 

no matter what i do i cannot generate multiple shudderwocks in my hand.  my battlecries are set to always go off in the wrong order.  been trying for 2 fucking hours now, LITERALLY EVERY DECK IN CASUAL WINS BECAUSE OF THIS. 

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You just can't have fun with this game. Made a Warlock deck fully geared towards demons without any of the Cubelock stuff. Not viable in Ranked, I totally accept that. But I can't play it in Casual either because the only decks I encounter are mostly Cubelocks and Taunt Druids. 

 

Just had the pleasure of playing a fucking standard odd paladin in wild casual. Not a single wild card. How small does your dick have to be to do something so lame? I play wild to get away from these boring af decks, and what do you know, I can't get away from them even here.

Oh and there is still fucking stupid spiteful decks in wild. Great. Is there no limit to peoples lack of imagination?

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Can´t Blizzard just finally admit that matchmaking is rigged? Whats the problem, everybody knows anyway.

Playing Pala for an hour? ONLY running into control. Nothing but Priests and Warlocks

Finally switching to Spiteful, first matchup is Pala.

Yeah, just fucking admit that its absolutely rigged

 That's your reward for playing mindless decks

 

 

 

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Can´t Blizzard just finally admit that matchmaking is rigged? Whats the problem, everybody knows anyway.

Playing Pala for an hour? ONLY running into control. Nothing but Priests and Warlocks

Finally switching to Spiteful, first matchup is Pala.

Yeah, just fucking admit that its absolutely rigged

 That's your reward for playing mindless decks

 

How much i love these "thats what you get for playing deck xy" comments.

Yeah, i like going to legend every season and i can´t spend 24 hours a day in front of my PC.

Are you just mad cause you dont have the collection to play all these decks and lose to them with your homebrew Elemental Mage?

btw, this is a SALT thread, the fuck do you expect here?

 

 

 Hey there, I crafted golden alunteth on day 1 of knc and hit legend with tempo mage the next season. When the deck became cancerous I dusted all the cards and crafted big spell mage. This is the same thing I ve done with spiteful priest. The fact isn t that I CAN'T play cancerous decks. The fact is that I ve decided to play a game WITH MY MIND, not others' (fucking netdecker) . What s the differece between you and a bot? Nothing. All your plays are obvious AF, the order does not count, missplays neither. I hate those decks and who "plays" them. You have just to throw up the cards in your hand (litterally) to win. 

You played tempo mage and call other decks brainless? I think we do not need to further discuss this.

Thanks for disqualifying yourself.

 

 

 You didn't get the point. I started playing tempi mage WHEN IT WASN'T SO CANCEROUS. Then, after rotation, it became more mindless than every other deck AND I VE DECIDED TO DUST ALL THE CARDS THOUGH I CRAFTED GOLDEN ALUNETH. 

i deserve to lose because my opponent continually topdecks amazing shit while my nzoth is in the last 4 cards in my deck. 

more proof that hunters are unbeatable in casual. 

Hagatha is my new Arch-Nemesis. She always generates the right spells for my opponent. He got 2 more hexes and 2 earth shocks, so I just couldn't defent myself from the swarm of his stupid minions. Of course the fucker needed to BM by emoting while playing his randomly generated cards like it was something he achieved. And of course before delivering lethal he had to cast his fucking healing rain while sitting at 28 health.