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I quit heartstone once again because rng is extremely rigged. removing sap from the deck because I never need it guess what three games straight fkn mech paladin. 

I had to remove sap so I can place more minions cuz I fkn draw all spells in early game not a single fkn minion and I have only 8 spell in deck but somehow I DRAW ALL OF THEM EVERY FKN DAMN TIME 

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.

I'M LIVID!!! SAVAGE ROAR WAS LETHAL AND ZEPH OFFERED ME REMOVAL ONLY!!!!!!!

WINNING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CONTROLLING THE BOARD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

the game of rigs.
every damn game is piloted so much that i can play only when blizzard employers are on vacation.

What’s up with this thread? Where are all the angry posts? I don’t believe that people aren’t getting salty with this bull crap of a meta game.

Today I lost to a fucking imbecile who used the puzzle box of Yogg Saron while being ahead on turn 8 to get even more ahead. 

Why Dr. Boom is not nerfed yet? Did Blizzard discard this game? Hearthstone: inanity & shabbiness.

Mech hunter with ZERO new cards, in CASUAL.

FUCK YOU MAGGOT

Wow. That was a good match just now... both of us had to resort to using Archivist Elysiana...but my opponent, of course, gets Omega Devastator as one of his picks.... ugh.

To all Warriors and Mages that played Luna's on turn 5: Thank you for helping me quit HS and do something more productive with my life. I will be more than happy to give you all the best blowjob you can possibly imagine! Wish you all the best! <3

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I quit heartstone once again because rng is extremely rigged. removing sap from the deck because I never need it guess what three games straight fkn mech paladin. 

I had to remove sap so I can place more minions cuz I fkn draw all spells in early game not a single fkn minion and I have only 8 spell in deck but somehow I DRAW ALL OF THEM EVERY FKN DAMN TIME 

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.

 this fg game is piloted as f.
The time you remove a card which is crucial for some matchups, youll find immediatly (or in the worst case in the second queue) the worst possible matchup for your deck that you just tweaked.
The rng that blizzard is lately pushing is something beyond the human comprehension, which is again, piloted from turn 1.
Hello there blizzard employers. theres nothing more obvious then 3+ consecutive topdecks for several matches in a row to make me understand that you are purposely pushing my rank down into oblivion.

I just want to get my Paladin card daily over with, so I am playing whatever I can on a turn -- buffing my opponent, not bothering to attack. After a druid wins this casual match, they still "greet" after the game is over.

Are you lucky? No? Then sorry you are not a good hearthstone player. Period.

Well, I created very budget big priest for lulz, this crap still wins, sometimes people concede when they see Barnes on turn 4 without looking at what crap he summons. Blizzard, do not you think about finally nerfing this crap?

Just destroy the old Mage Quest...

Uninteractive garbage. Infinite freeze and Ice Block. That's a fucking joke.

The best part: opponent has the combo with Antonidas and the Sorcerers, and he starts bming me. Emotes, shoots Fireballs at every minion, plays every stupid spell he has. 

I get it. You won. Asshole.

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Quote from Nimehte >>

I quit heartstone once again because rng is extremely rigged. removing sap from the deck because I never need it guess what three games straight fkn mech paladin. 

I had to remove sap so I can place more minions cuz I fkn draw all spells in early game not a single fkn minion and I have only 8 spell in deck but somehow I DRAW ALL OF THEM EVERY FKN DAMN TIME 

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD.

 this fg game is piloted as f.
The time you remove a card which is crucial for some matchups, youll find immediatly (or in the worst case in the second queue) the worst possible matchup for your deck that you just tweaked.
The rng that blizzard is lately pushing is something beyond the human comprehension, which is again, piloted from turn 1.
Hello there blizzard employers. theres nothing more obvious then 3+ consecutive topdecks for several matches in a row to make me understand that you are purposely pushing my rank down into oblivion.

 This is easily confirmed through casual observance. I put Chief Inspector in a deck and I haven't been matched up with a single secret hunter or paladin since. Before that it was every other game. Every game features one player getting a perfect draw on curve and the other getting remarkably bad luck with key cards buried at the bottom of the deck. This is all working to achieve their stated goal of a 50% win rate for everyone. 

I feel your pain.

Boy am I salty right now.

The sad thing is that there are actually morons out there that believe "I am really good at Hearthstone". That's like saying "I'm really good at flipping a coin". 

"I am so good at Hearthstone that I skillfully draw perfect cards on curve and top deck the game winner almost all of the time". 

If you still believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny then perhaps you are one of the few that still believes that there is anything random about this game. The outcomes are as predetermined as pro wrestling. 

Had quests to play Paladin cards and elementals so I made a deck filled with cards like Mana Resiviour and Magma Rager and Arcane Servant and a bunch of crappy paladin cards

Queued up in casual against a golden midrange hunter. He just SMOrced me down, even after emoting "Astounding!" whenever I played a crappy cheap elemental.

On his last turn he proceded to kill off his own minions, and I assumed "oh he understands I'm just trying to complete a quest and he's letting me do that". Nope. Turns out it was all just BM and he emotes "Astounding!" to end the game.

Wait, whoops this is the salt thread. Uh... Oh man, it really gets my goat when [Insert controversial card here] is played on turn [insert turn number here].