Hearthpwn

First days of the expansion everyone is playing pure aggro deck, it is very obvious that people are not interested in having fun they just want to win.
I hope that Blizzard puts on auto-squelt or that those braindead cut off his hands to stop touching his fucking mouse on the hero and also stop doing rope if they are aggro. Surely they copy decks that don't even know how to play them and still win because they are in automatic mode.

....second day of the expansion and everyone it's already playing control warrior with 3 new cards.

More than 50% of my games (played for 2 hours) see you guys after the nerfs...

You're seriously playing Mech Hunter two days after Udlum? 

F-CK OFF !!!

Murloc Paladin, you win if you can play prismatic lens on 4, such skill!

Also of course the "new" taunt warrior is just an upgraded control warrior which is even more frustrating to play against.

To all the players using netdeck aggro and big priest in casual: I hope you develop some extreme form of insomnia that makes you unable to sleep for days, and I hope that somehow you end getting fired at your job (if you even have one to begin with) and your life starts to crumble.

80 packs, 2 legendary cards. Im so salty even after 2 days. GRR

Why do I keep getting bullied in HS? can't ever get a good hand, meanwhile my opponents get the perfect cards when they need it and while I'm struggling they emote me to rub more salt into the wound. Why does this always happen to me and why do I ALWAYS get the degenerates? 

I wish you couldn't see what your opponent is hovering over, it is so annoying to go up against those players that light up the battlefield like strobe lights with their cursor and fidget with their hand. Why do I always get the ones that are really impatient? you know what I'm talking about, you'll be having a moment to think not even roping and you can just feel the impatience from your opponent when they hover over everything and your hero, typically they'll emote. 

Here's a new drinking game. Predict which card will be played next. Drink if you are wrong. Since it is fairly easy to guess with about an 85% rate of accuracy I have to stress that you only drink when you are wrong. If you drink when you are right you will pass out during the first game. 

Conjurer's Calling should get BANNED from both arena AND standard. That fucking card is the worst balancing mistake since pre-nerf Undertaker, and the most unfun piece of shit to deal with since DK Rexxar.

Fucking Hell will people stop playing mech control warrior? That deck needs to GO.

Seriously, fuck Control Warriors.  Fuck them up their stupid asses.  Same for everyone else playing playing all the top tier decks without a single new card from Uldum. 

Oh, and the Rogue Quest sucks big hairy balls. 

I hope that every Control Warrior player steps on a sharp Lego block, playing against them is still the most unfun experience which already led me to pause the game last expansion. Amazing that we are at this state again after only two days, can't wait until Warrior gets nerfed to the ground. 

Excited for the new meta and trying out some new cards against like-minded players who want to have fun? Then don't play Hearthstone! 6 games today and not a single one was a new archetype. Mech hunter, control warrior x 2, and 3 fucking stupid conjurers mages.

Nerf fucking mountain giant and Dr Boom giving mechs rush ffs.

First two days of the expansion were fun, had loads of success with quest rogue and aggro highlander rogue. Now every second game is against a control warrior who generates multiple copies Zilliax, has 6 board clears, even more single target removal and probably will have more health than you for the entire game.

It's not only doctor boom but the whole play style of just clearing everything turn after turn and then playing Elysiana or generated mechs (they have Omega Assembly as well)

secret mage is going to be the new cancer in wild mark my fucking words, unbelievably stupid deck for absolute fucking degenerates

Druid quest is weak right ? nope it is strong as hell. 

Why is fucking Big Priest not nerfed yet? Honestly. It ruins everyone's fun every single expansion. Barely anything changes in the decklist either. Just nerf it. I don't care that the win rate might not be overly strong, it's inherently frustrating to play against just like quest rogue was and that got nerfed too for the exact same reason.

The RNG manipulation in this game is beyond obvious. You don't just get lucky once - you get perfect luck the entire game. Or your key cards are all buried in the bottom of the deck. There is no in between. You can't win or lose a game in 5 turns without a perfect draw. Half of the decks in play are built around specific cards. If it is your turn to win you'll get them as needed. If you lose the RNG coin toss that occurs at the start of every game then you won't get those cards. It is really that simple. 

Why does this shit game always make me break things... have to order a new headset.. thx.