Hearthpwn

Casinowarriorbrawl is so fun. 7 Minions. Two giants, two 3/4, one 2/2, and one 1/1.  Of course only my 1/1 survives and i lose because of that shit. Hearthstone RNG bullshittery.

Control Warrior is the most boring deck ever

Wow I have just played a game against someone in arena. He emoted every single round. I intentionally did not squelch him, because I was curious about what does he want to accomplish.  I never use emotes or very rarely "Well played" to normal players. But he literally abused the emote button every time he could click on it. I am just wondering if these kind of people are actually autistic (I do not want to be disrespectful to them in any way) but this is a serious question. You must be brain-damaged to do such things.

I added him after the game and asked him (in a polite way) that I would just like to know why he is abusing emote button and he started to talk about how he is a businessman and a pro player (rank 10). After that, I have just spoiled Avengers End game for him and removed him from friend list.

All Rogue all the time.

Here's what I don't understand sometimes about the Hearthpwn community. Are people mad that deck archetypes emerge and many people gravitate towards them? If so, then would people be happy if saw different variants of a class such as druid, even though only one viable strategy notably token remains? Sounds kind of asinine to me for expecting people to create new synergies with a lack of cards to support them. Idk what I'm saying anymore but if you'll excuse me, I havea 30% win rate to maintain on rank 10 with my Big Pally. See you Space cowboy

Quote from Pathod >>

Control Warrior is the most boring deck ever

 it is indeed... its so fucking slow and the game goes on for fucking ever... agains warrior i insta concede, for i dont want to be 40 minutes playing against an infinite armor and board cleareres and value

Has Warrior ever been fair? Or better: have you ever faced a Warrior without your will to play being crashed?

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Man I have like a 90% wr with token druid in rank 4 & up but everytime I win I just stop for a few minutes feeling completely disgusted like this shit shouldnt be this easy beating control warriors, tempo rogues and basically whoever. Im mad, fuck this game lol.

 I know the feeling. I'm refusing to play it out of principal but yesterday I had a quest to win 3 games with Druid. Played a BUDGET token deck. I don't have Whispering Woods for example.

Win all 3 games I played in less than 8 turns. Felt really bad though. 

Since RoS went live I keep on crashing and losing stars for that, fuck this shit.

Also.. fuck warriors.

Fuck the druid, really, fuck that cunt... I cant stand it anymore, i hope they kill the asshole druid for good. 

play mage, never meet a single warrior, get tired of losing 2k ranks to rogue q up rogue face warrior on the first match

what the fuck is this

Played the Tavern Brawl today and got the Raza Priest deck. Always nice to remember how it feels when Anduin is the last card in your deck - on the bright side I played against a tempo freeze mage that kept using his burn to kill off minions, so it didn't matter. 

25 days into the month and casual is still more competitive than ladder.

can you guys please play something else besides mech hunter and big mage?

Quote from Kaladin >>

25 days into the month and casual is still more competitive than ladder.

can you guys please play something else besides mech hunter and big mage?

 Don't worry bruda. My opponents had Tempo Lackey Rogue decks on casual today with their emotes on top of the cherry. 

Casual is exactly the hellish place Kaladin keeps describing in his posts. Full of meta decks. Even control warriors. What kind of an asshole plays that 30 minute sleeper deck on casual and emote all the game? 

Is anyone else amazed at the streak of perfect draws since the expansion? I feel like I am watching Youtube instead of playing the game. It is on autopilot. Perfect draw after perfect draw. I guess the positive is that it is easy to multitask while playing as the game no longer requires thought or strategy. 

If you play Quest Mage you should try breathing hydrogen sulphide instead of oxygen ^^

Quote from kutamoon >>

If you play Quest Mage you should try breathing hydrogen sulphide instead of oxygen ^^

 I opened that quest in a pack. I tried to play that deck because I always hated him and after a game I decided I was not brainless enough to enjoy that shitty deck and as soon as it rotates I dusted it. It can live happily in wild with its another cancerous brother, Ice Block.

Quote from Kaladin >>

25 days into the month and casual is still more competitive than ladder.

can you guys please play something else besides mech hunter and big mage?

 I am really getting sick of mech hunter in particular. Fucking bombs, bombs, bombs, face, face, face, hero power, hero power, fuck you you're dead.

I am about to tech in that twinspell lifesteal crap for Paladins we got this expansion into my mech Paladin deck just so I can possibly survive long enough in these games.